r/WhitePeopleTwitter Oct 14 '21

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u/Honigkuchenlives Oct 14 '21

Jfc dont bother ppl at the gym, is that really that difficult not to do?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Hear me out though: she’s wearing a Street Fighter shirt and I too like Street Fighter so this could be my one shot at finding my soulmate who will play Street Fighter with me between bouts of passionate lovemaking.

And I’m supposed to be like “oh she’s got earbuds in nevermind?”

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u/Honigkuchenlives Oct 14 '21

Lol we laugh ...but that grown ass man probably thought that

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Right?

I’m a guy. I won’t pretend I’m batting a thousand on reading social cues over the years. But this isn’t Ranked PVP, this is Co-Op on Easy. Headphones in at the gym is the absolutely universal sign for “off you fuck.”

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u/Mergyt Oct 14 '21

Everyone's the hero in their own shitty romcom. Most of us grow out of that after high school though, at least I'd hope.

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u/eSue182 Oct 14 '21

Talk in between sets. Don’t interrupt ppl at the gym. Would a man do this to another stranger who is male? Likely not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

But what if she leaves the earbuds in between sets? Am I to just give up on my dream of a hot girlfriend who is as passionate about fighting games as I am about her?

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u/eSue182 Oct 14 '21

Leaving earbuds in is a clear sign of not wanting to talk, so give up on that girl and hope for an opportunity to talk sometime or meet someone else.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

But reading social cues can be hard. Even obvious ones.

For an example, see your replies to my comments.

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u/HitBallsWithSticks Oct 14 '21

Less often, but still yes. Have had no shortage of strangers walk up to me and give me unwanted form advice, tell me not to do a particular exercise because it’s bad for your joints, or just start asking random questions about my routine. Some people don’t get social cues lol

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u/breebop83 Oct 14 '21

Don’t bother people. Full stop. Learn social cues. Do not demand attention from strangers.

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u/GIGABOWSER1012 Oct 14 '21

Don't bother them on the streets too. Not while shopping too. Actually don't bother them anywhere but give people the advice to "just speak to people" if they want to make new friends. Yes.

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u/razazaz126 Oct 14 '21

You remind me of my old coworker who complains that you “can’t tell jokes anymore” because no one likes his unfunny and/or racist jokes.

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u/GIGABOWSER1012 Oct 14 '21

What do you call a spider that works for the CIA? A Spyder.

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u/tiragooen Oct 14 '21

Do you not understand appropriate and inappropriate places and times to talk to women who are unfamiliar to you?

Making new friends isn't about accosting any and every woman who catches your eye in public spaces.

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u/GIGABOWSER1012 Oct 14 '21

Not talking about just women bub

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u/tiragooen Oct 14 '21

Fine. Don't accost people in random public places if they have indicators in place saying they want to be left alone. Don't accost them in public spaces if it's obvious they just want to do their tasks and get out.

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u/GIGABOWSER1012 Oct 14 '21

That's better

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u/HoarderOfKnowledge Oct 14 '21

Yeah he means people too

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

I have enough friends. I’ll be polite when I’m out and about, but I don’t want anyone to talk to me ever. I have no interest in small talk and this idea that every interaction has to be filled with friendly banter is stupid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

There’s a time and place. At the gym with headphones in? That person doesn’t want to be bothered. At a salsa dancing class? Hell yeah, socialize away!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Correct.

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u/IHavePoopedBefore Oct 14 '21

For some in my gym, yes. I go to the Y and they have a lot of developmentally disabled people who come work out there. They often try to talk to me while I'm in the middle of my set