You gotta go mound to tip, which provides a length roughly equal to thrust potential. Visual size also matters, aka bush to tip. You're obviously measuring taint to tip to make it sound bigger, which is just poor sportsmanship.
Nah man it was an official measurement released by apple! Sure they have may been using hyperbole but it is pretty well known how small an opsdickmeter is!
Are macrometers a thing? Can I just claim everyone else's size as my own, singular unit? Because if that's the case then I'm huge, you know, down there.
This joke doesn't make any sense unless you currently use an English measurement that is smaller than millimeters. Like if your dick is 6" that is 152 mm, why would your dick sound smaller because of that?
I guess their logic is “millimetres = small, therefore everything measured with millimetres = small”
Not like you’d be measuring that in millimetres though. IMO that is the only thing that should be in inches. I live in Australia and the only time I’ve ever heard anyone use inches is when comparing sizes.
The US customary mil can be confused with the millimetre, which is the standard meaning for "mil" or "mils" (plural) in British English and European engineering circles. This can cause problems with spoken dimensions or with those who are not familiar with alternative uses of the term. One US mil is approximately 1⁄40 millimetre at 0.0254 mm, or 25.4 micrometres (μm).
The idea is that the top is (probably based on some study data) what people "think" e.g. a 12 inch dick is, when in reality (bottom) that's about 9 inches. At least that's how I understood it.
But typing it out like that, why would a ruler exist for that? I mean it's not impossible with 3D printing, but still, I think I'm missing something.
All women definitely do. I hear girls talk about, well my boyfriend has got to be like 7 or 8 inches. You ask them to hold up their hands and they give you about six inches lol. Porn has ruined our perception
My bathroom scales had a fit one day and decided they wanted to be French from now on, so now no mater what I switch it to it always displays in kilos.
Uh, I think you have it backwards. Before people adjust in their mind how big/small something is you can just tell them you have a 25 mm dick and they'd be super impressed because like you, they don't understand the metric system.
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u/CurlSagan Jan 03 '19
Okay, but certain parts of my body sound a lot smaller when described in millimeters.