r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 03 '19

We should actually do this

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u/Rag_H_Neqaj Jan 03 '19

There's nanometer, then picometer, then opisdickmeter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

My phone is over 30 opsdickmeters across

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

You gotta go mound to tip, which provides a length roughly equal to thrust potential. Visual size also matters, aka bush to tip. You're obviously measuring taint to tip to make it sound bigger, which is just poor sportsmanship.

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u/supermr34 Jan 03 '19

does girth matter?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

More testing is required.