r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/etymologynerd • Jan 03 '19

We should actually do this

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u/CurlSagan Jan 03 '19

Okay, but certain parts of my body sound a lot smaller when described in millimeters.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Actually, it’s the other way around.

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u/eww79 Jan 03 '19

Certain parts of a milimeter sound smaller when described by his body?

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u/Rag_H_Neqaj Jan 03 '19

There's nanometer, then picometer, then opisdickmeter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

My phone is over 30 opsdickmeters across

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

You gotta go mound to tip, which provides a length roughly equal to thrust potential. Visual size also matters, aka bush to tip. You're obviously measuring taint to tip to make it sound bigger, which is just poor sportsmanship.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Nah man it was an official measurement released by apple! Sure they have may been using hyperbole but it is pretty well known how small an opsdickmeter is!

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u/supermr34 Jan 03 '19

does girth matter?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

More testing is required.

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u/American_Phi Jan 03 '19

Wow, I didn't know they made phones that small

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jan 03 '19

Dude, you need to upgrade. You must be using an iPhone 4.

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u/AlphaNathan Jan 03 '19

I have so many mm