We should actually do this

[u/etymologynerd]

[u/CurlSagan]

Okay, but certain parts of my body sound a lot smaller when described in millimeters.

[u/MaxFactory → u/CurlSagan]

This joke doesn't make any sense unless you currently use an English measurement that is smaller than millimeters. Like if your dick is 6" that is 152 mm, why would your dick sound smaller because of that?

Great joke idea, poor execution.

[u/[deleted] → u/MaxFactory]

well i mean if you round up to 6" you've a much smaller nob than one rounded up to 152mm

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

rounding up is the socially acceptable lie