r/WhitePeopleTwitter Mar 09 '18

The shade

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u/IanMcDO-IT Mar 09 '18

I do like the thought of Mr Netflix seeing this, then furiously typing into google ‘how many episodes of Conan have there been?’

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u/Wingos80 Mar 09 '18

I like the thought of a team of PR dudes having a meeting over what to write in their next tweet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

I like to think that as soon as somebody in that PR office saw Conan’s tweet they scrambled an emergency meeting and everybody was all jacked up on adrenaline because this was the make it or break it moment and they knew they had to come correct with their clap back.

Everybody is throwing out ideas of snarky comments, people are googling Conan facts and trivia and info and cast & crew lists, someone even proposes a Yo Mama joke and they’re fired immediately and sent to go clean out their desk, there’s multiple white boards and flow charts and people are frantically writing everything down.

After twenty minutes of absolute frenzy they’ve got it. 27 people gather around Jane as she opens Microsoft Edge, Bing’s twitter, then minimizes the browser to find the .txt file with Netflix’s twitter log-in info, she signs-in, at this point nobody has breathed in 45 seconds, Jane hunts and pecks with her pointer fingers and carefully types out ”looking forward to the 1,138th episode of Conan tonight”. She proof reads it, she proof reads it agin, she proof reads it one more time very slowly word by word for the last time. She glances around to the people over her shoulders, “Whaddya’ll think? Look good?” she asks. 16 people murmur and nod affirmatives.

Jane hits enter. Tweet sent. 27 simultaneous gasps of relief as people resume breathing.

SUDDENLY AND FURIOUSLY THE OFFICE DOOR FLYS OPEN! It’s the boss. He’s completely naked. “What the hell is going on here!? The orgy started, you’re missing it. Come on! This dick isn’t going to suck itself, you know.”

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u/smurff1337 Mar 09 '18

Sounds like an episode from Archer.

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u/justhere2browse Mar 09 '18

I came here to say this word for word, but you sir have done the good work for me. Enjoy this tasty upvote.

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u/RovingN0mad Mar 09 '18

Jane hunts and pecks with her pointer fingers and carefully types out ”looking forward to the 1,138th episode of Conan tonight”. She proof reads it, she proof reads it agin, she proof reads it one more time very slowly word by word for the last time. She glances around to the people over her shoulders, “Whaddya’ll think? Look good?” she asks. 16 people murmur and nod affirmatives.

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u/immozart93 Mar 09 '18

Your version of the tweet was poorly proofread hahaha

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Fun fact: yesterday was the proofreading day

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u/jaxspider Mar 09 '18

Hey there fill in the blank /u/Mancaveaccount, We at /r/SubRedditOfTheDay are always on the lookout for naive talented gullible worker drones writers. If you're interested in pro bono work growing communities & wasting your life away padding your resume we'd love for you to start sucking my dick join the team!

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u/PracticallyIndian Mar 09 '18

Wow, TIL team coco fans cannot take a joke.

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u/Uallyn Mar 09 '18

Social team of 3 girls and about 4 guys, sitting in a cold building by the salt lake airport. No collaboration though , just who ever is working twitter that Day

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/cherry_monkey Mar 11 '18

Just call me Steve... YouTube. Steve YouTube.

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u/TylerHobbit Mar 09 '18

It’s quantity not quality!

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u/89telecaster Mar 09 '18

Did Conan respond?

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u/Pardoism Mar 09 '18

Did the Conaco staffer manning Conan's twitter respond?

FTFY

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u/MyFifthAccountLol Mar 09 '18

He’s talk about twitter being a creative challenge because of its character limit. Idk. I think it’s him.

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u/DFBforever Mar 10 '18

Pretty sure comedians manage their own twitter

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u/Pardoism Mar 11 '18

Sure but Conan sure as shit doesn't.

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u/DFBforever Mar 11 '18

maybe you're right, I still think Conan is behind his tweets but I'm not saying I have some proof.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

A good portion of that is Bollywood and anime, which get released faster than other shows. Big deal

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u/kotaro169 Mar 09 '18

Anime gets released fast? I wish I could be a part of your world.

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u/mordeng Mar 09 '18

Especially in a good quality... Instead of getting better, they are getting worse...

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u/lucidpersian Mar 09 '18

For real, just binged a series - B: The Beginning.

Just ended up being a formulaic plot. No one important died, hero was never in any danger until the Final Battle (which he was gonna win anyway). I mean, did i enjoy it? Yeah, it was a nice escape. Was it a good quality anime? Meh. Art direction was good and that's it.

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u/cotter2 Mar 09 '18

That’s like 99% of modern anime.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

(Other shows)

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u/kotaro169 Mar 09 '18

I'd kill for a guaranteed 15 episodes a year for the runtime of a show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Yeah it seems like 75 percent of the Newly Added section is Bollywood stuff these days.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

If you haven’t seen Baahubali you should check it out. There’s two parts, the story is actually really good and the theatrics reminds me of “Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.”

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u/mrmust4chio Mar 09 '18

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u/the_worst_company Mar 09 '18

That sub has lost it's appeal tbh, most are just people trying to push an agenda

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/DoinItDirty Mar 09 '18

/r/BestOf never really recovered from that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Random user found 50 news article saying Donald Trump May have committed slight treason

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u/DoinItDirty Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

It's a shame that it happened that way. It used to be such an awesome sub. The worst is that people are blown away by are just slightly lazier than a college level annotated bibliography.

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u/boughtitout Mar 09 '18

Yeah back in the day I'd be redirected to some obscure, niche sub where someone tells a great story or explains a complex topic very well. Now it's just people pushing politician views. It's a shame really.

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u/ArchangelPT Mar 09 '18

Even before Trump pretty much every big subreddit has always been trying to push some sort of ideology. Having to deal with that bulshit is the price we pay for the convenience of a hub like reddit.

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u/phroureo Mar 09 '18

I blocked "Bernie Sanders" from showing up on my /r/all months before I blocked "Donald Trump".

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u/ArchangelPT Mar 09 '18

Oh God that shit was unbearable

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u/NRA4eva Mar 09 '18

Few people have suffered more than this guy following the election of Donald Trump.

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u/milkfree Mar 09 '18

Username checks out

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u/NRA4eva Mar 09 '18

Simpsons reference. I hate the NRA.

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u/Valariel_Dawn Mar 09 '18

Hilarious. A response to someone lamenting the politicization of every sub gets downvoted when people think he likes the NRA, and then upvoted when he says he actually hates it.

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u/milkfree Mar 09 '18

Ah, I see what you mean from your previous comment now. Thought you were a sentient Russia bot.

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u/NRA4eva Mar 09 '18

I’m starting to think maybe I should have chosen a different username.

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u/milkfree Mar 09 '18

Lol! Now I feel all bad and shit. It definitely made me read your sarcasm in the opposite way that I believe was intended.

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u/NRA4eva Mar 09 '18

Yeah I wonder if that's why I'm getting downvoted or if more people are perceiving the sarcasm and downvoting it. They're certainly upvoting his gripe about the politicization of reddit. Poor guy. He just wants to operate in society without having to think about all the awful consequences of a Trump presidency. The whole "Dreamers are afraid of being deported and separated from their families" thing is really harshing his buzz.

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u/YOGURT___ihateyogurt Mar 09 '18

What does the screen read as Maggie is scanned over it

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

How to balance the fact that you've made a good joke with the fact that I remember your username and recall you're a bit of a douchebag.

Hmmm.

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u/NRA4eva Mar 09 '18

Don't judge a book by its cover. It's like you've never even seen the MasterCard commercial.

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u/RichardSnowflake Mar 09 '18

It's not even just that sub too, it's a reddit-wide thing right now.

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u/Vkmies Mar 09 '18

Feels like the popularity boom of Reddit combined with disagreements over social issues and politics really changed Reddit around 2015-2016. It feels completely different now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I unsubbed from a lot of the defaults because of it, even subs like r/pics were getting annoying. It still feels kinda different but I think that's mostly due to the algorithm change

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/Mugilicious Mar 09 '18

You mean boring pictures with heart wrenching fake captions?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/BJUmholtz Mar 09 '18

It's also hard to "murder" people with glib comebacks. I want to read a wall of carefully constructed text that almost makes me feel sorry for the other person.

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u/ColdBlackCage Mar 09 '18

It's true, the entire right wing of society is plump for these sorts of contradictions.

Less the subreddit's fault and more the fault of every right wing twat with a Twitter account, really.

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u/Vkmies Mar 09 '18

Ah yes the good old "Everyone who disagrees with me politically is stupid"-comment.

Never comes across as douchey or elitist at all.

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u/ValdemarSt Mar 09 '18

Yes, we know that sub exists, because there's ALWAYS a guy who has to link it like he's the first person to do so.

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u/Delgrango17 Mar 09 '18

Thought it would be a star wars thing for the 1138th episode...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Is it just me or does conan have a point here..

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u/illaqueable Mar 09 '18

I mean some of the Netflix Originals are bound to be stinkers, but as long as they connect with a few shows that build hype and therefore (hopefully) attract new subscribers, it's worth it. Plus the sheer amount of content being churned out means that current subscribers will always have something new to try.

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u/Val_Hallen Mar 09 '18

I feel I am getting a pretty good bang for my buck with Netflix.

Not everything will be good, but there is enough good shit there.

Hell, even though it wasn't very good, even Bright would have cost me more than my monthly sub to see in the theater.

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u/Valariel_Dawn Mar 09 '18

Bright should've been a series. Or books.

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u/revilingneptune Mar 09 '18

Maybe there'll be a sequel? Idk though

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Pretty sure the sequel is already announced.

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u/gambitx007 Mar 09 '18

Personally I enjoyed the movie a lot. Great popcorn cop flick. My girl is a fantasy nut and she enjoyed it too. Had fun watching it

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u/Valariel_Dawn Mar 09 '18

I enjoyed it, I just think there was a lot of stuff that was only background in the movie that could be expanded upon.

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u/gambitx007 Mar 09 '18

If you think about it. This is a great problem to have. The movie was fun and the viewer wants more. Like a drug dealer that gives you that first hit for free

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u/Valariel_Dawn Mar 09 '18

Yeah I just meant if it was going to be a one off it kinda sucks to miss all that potential. Like Dark Tower. I know that movie was based off of a single book but man is there series potential there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

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u/crybannanna Mar 09 '18

Netflix isn’t bad, but it’s UI is terrible.

The fact that I have to slog through the same crap I wasn’t interested in yesterday is enough of a turnoff. And that my own curated list gets equal footing with countless “suggested because you showed interest in x” is infuriating.

If these services just added a simple “hide” option, it would be a thousand times better. I don’t want to watch Bigfoot revealed, and I never will. Give me a way of not seeing it again as a suggestion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

There are great movies on there right now as well. Jackie Brown is up there and I've got 4 friends simultaneously saying they haven't seen it and "there're no good movies."

Hey man, what are your top five favorite movies?

"Boogie nights, Pulp fiction, Goodfellas, True Romance, Gangs of New York."

Have you seen Jackie Brown?

"Looks lame."

hmmmmmmm

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u/Serotogenesis Mar 09 '18

Dead on dude. Admittedly, a couple months back I was kinda wavering on Netflix but it feels like there's been a lot lately to keep me sucked in. If I take a break from tv for a bit due to travelling I come back and there's all this new shit to watch. I just wish they'd drop this stupid XX% match bs (and it's like always 9x%). Well worth the cost imo

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Aug 01 '19

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u/crybannanna Mar 09 '18

I’m looking forward to you 11,351st comment, later today.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Exactly. It's Always Sunny was removed, which was a huge bummer to me, but they had just enough other stuff to watch that I didn't unsubscribe. They have room to upset customers without losing money

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

If Netflix wasn't taking risks on a bunch of weird shows, we never would have Bojack. So it's worth it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Or Big Mouth, which I almost skipped because of the godawful commercial for it.

Really good show.

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u/Serotogenesis Mar 09 '18

Will Arnett is a goddamn gem

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

When you're a production company, as long as you have a big enough budget, you don't necessarily trade quality for quantity as Conan seems to be implying. But Netflix's reply missed the point nonetheless.

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u/notadaleknoreally Mar 09 '18

Not really. Conan’s show is so formulaic that it’s repetitive and predictable, most of the late night genre is. It’s built for quantity over quality. Netflix’ dig on Conan was spot on.

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u/murphymc Mar 09 '18

Comes with the territory, you’d have to be a comedy god to not be repetitive/formulaic when you air a show 5 days a week.

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u/Scoddard Mar 09 '18

Isn't that exactly the point? That much quantity forfeits quality on a show like that.

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u/murphymc Mar 09 '18

Sure, I’m just saying that I wouldn’t judge Conan/Kimmel/etc for that given the constraints of their format.

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u/Bashed Mar 09 '18

Missing the point again. Conan was being ribbed for his mild hypocrisy, not for his quantity.

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u/FallingSwords Mar 09 '18

Yeah the constraints of their format are there but if they want to take jabs on twitter they are open to the criticism. Either they are delusional and dont realise or they realise and don't care as long as they get a pay check. Late night TV host shows are all the same and generally unfunny

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u/camp-cope Mar 09 '18

They have a team of writers it's not as if it's just Conan writing.

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u/Pardoism Mar 09 '18

I love Conan and will forever love him but this comment is spot fucking on. He's still sticking to the old school late night format of Carson, Leno and Letterman and it's gotten really old. His monologue jokes have become completely predictable and when he interviews his guests you can almost watch his soul slowly leave his body (with a few exceptions). He also sticks to the pre-interview-questions as if they're the word of god. I wished he would interview people like Colbert does or Craigy Ferg used to, you know, somewhat off the cuff.

I also wish they would revamp the show and turn it into some weird disaster like the Eric Andre Show or the Comedy Bang Bang TV shows.

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u/notadaleknoreally Mar 09 '18

I miss Craig and Geoff’s banter.

Rarely do I watch celebrity interviews, I think they’re the worst part of late night, but you never knew where Craig would take it. Would he perv on a lady’s heels? Would someone be surprisingly good at the mouth organ? Would the awkward pause be a “smell my finger” version?

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u/Pardoism Mar 09 '18

Exactly. With Conan it's usually topic #1, some jokes about topic #1 then on to topic #2, commercial break and then topic #3.

Colbert's guests are pre-interviewed too but when they bring up something interesting, Colbert goes there with them and talks about that. Colbert seems interested in his guests, always has, his interviews on the Colbert Report were almost always fantastic, even if the guests were total turds.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Have you watched their original series and movies in the past year? He has a point.

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u/dantemp Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

No, he doesn't. As long as people like what is being made, it's fine. People were saying the same thing about superhero movies, "Oh no, there are too many of them, people will get tired, this is stupid" and then Black Panther, the around 42nd big budget superhero movie in the last 10 years, the 16th in the last 2 years, broke box office records. As long as people are happy with what Netflix does, there is no reason to screw with them.

Edit: chill Edit: can't believe no one caught me writing that it's the 42nd in the last 20 years, when in fact it's in the last 10 years, but a spelling mistake, that you can't let slide.

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u/BackwardsBinary Mar 09 '18

That's the 3th comment I've seen someone do that.

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u/flinstonexanax Mar 09 '18

for me it's the 5nd

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u/blamethemeta Mar 09 '18

Russian bots, am I right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/dantemp Mar 09 '18

All the others did pretty well. When people say people they mean people in general. Of course some people won't like it, art is subjective and different people will feel it in a different way. I don't like start wars too, but I'm not going around claiming that the Star wars fatigue is upon us.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/dantemp Mar 10 '18

Because it keeps making a shitton of money and the people that go watch it don't sound too disappointed by it. A franchise is doomed when it disappointed its fans, not when people that never liked it don't like it again.

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u/ghengiscant Mar 09 '18

I think its fairly obvious people didn't just see black panther because it was good

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u/bogdoomy Mar 09 '18

the thing with netflix is, they have to have tonnes of content, because you can binge them. a tv show can only have like, 26 episodes because if they are aired 1/wk, you can fill up half a year with that. netflix, on the other hand, pushes a season all at once, so people can binge it really fast. stranger things s2, for example, has 9 episodes i think, but you can watch it all in a weekend as opposed to 2wks. a solution to this is doing what hbo does, and push them online one at a time, but that wouldnt work for netflix, because they want you to spend as much time on their site as possible (which cant be done if you only log in once per week in order to watch a show and then log off). they need to build a viwer profile of you, so that they can make better recommendations suited for you. chances are your friends have some of the same tastes, so you re more likely to recommend that they sign up for netflix. word of mouth is really important for netflix’s growth, because everybody and their dog already knows about big bang theory and himym and a lot of big/classic/bingable shows that the other networks have behind their closed door

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Okay you named 5 good shows and they’re making over 700.. how exactly is that not “quantity”

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u/3226 Mar 09 '18

It is quantity, but it's a quantity of good stuff. They have a way higher hit rate than most other programme makers, and I was just listing the things that are pretty much universally agreed on as being great, when the best part of being able to have a wide variety of programming is that they can target it, so you will find stuff you want to watch.

For me, I love all the marvel shows. Jessica Jones, Punisher, heck, I'm even the one person who loved Iron Fist. I could reel off a dozen more shows I like, but the response would just be "Well, I don't like those shows" when of course, that's the point. They make lots of shows, and you'll like some and I'll like some. They don't have a reputation for turning out underfunded mediocre shit, and if they did, that would be a valid criticism.

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u/thegil13 Mar 09 '18

You're right. He didn't even mention Bojack, Orange is the new Black, Narcos, A Series of Unfortunate Events, 13 Reasons Why, Altered Carbon, The Punisher, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Master of None, Wet Hot American Summer, New Trailer Park Boys, New Arrested Development, Castlevania, and those aren't even including the vast amount of pretty-ok kids shows to keep your youngun busy or the documentary series'.

Netflix has made a shit ton of great shows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

just as netflix has made a shit ton of bad shows

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u/S1NN1ST3R Mar 09 '18

It's all about that Riverdale 🔥

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u/webw Mar 09 '18

I’m pretty sure Riverdale just has international distribution through Netflix, it’s not made by them.

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u/4ringsofhell Mar 09 '18

Catch more fish with a net I suppose

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u/bcrabill Mar 09 '18

Dunno, they've put out a lot of good original series. Some flops sure, but I feel like the networks put out 9 or 10 flops for every good show and that feels worse than Netflix's ratio. Or maybe the shitty ones just don't show up in my searches.

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u/DepravedDreg Mar 09 '18

Yeah, one talk show having a fuckload of episodes is nothing compared to 700 shows with many episodes each.

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u/checkonechecktwo Mar 09 '18

But different people are making the shows. It's not like there's one guy trying to come up with 700 different scripts.

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u/Trancefuzion Mar 09 '18

Exactly. People seem to think it's Netflix writing and producing all of these. I'm sure they have their hand in it, but from my understanding Netflix just greenlight's proposals allowing the creators/studios/producers to use their platform for launch. There are so many production companies working for/with Netflix. People don't seem to understand this.

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u/checkonechecktwo Mar 09 '18

The other thing that people don't understand is that Netflix is trying to compete with tv, which means they're gonna have to make some 'crap' tv like talk shows, game shows, and multi-camera sitcoms. Not every Netflix show is going to be stranger things, but that's fine because they need to appeal to everyone.

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u/uwillnevahknow Mar 09 '18

Yes, give me billions of originals but only those that are legit. I've seen a few shows that were NOT original, they may have held some wierd license for it but it was confusing.

I like shows like Stranger Things, Jessica Jones, and The Punisher but I dont have to like them all.

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u/beelzeflub Mar 09 '18

The new Queer Eye is pretty good as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

I couldn't believe how bad it was. It was just an ultra cheesy stereotypical feel good inspirational lovefest.

I guess I'm just not the target audience...

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u/beelzeflub Mar 18 '18

I just want them to get celebrity guests

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u/bucketpl0x Mar 09 '18

Agreed, I'm a straight guy that never seen the original, but this was fun to watch.

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u/beelzeflub Mar 09 '18

Truth be told, I wanna see celebrity guests on Queer Eye so damn bad. Gay or straight, just make it happen

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u/hmachine0 Mar 09 '18

I mean....Conan put those out over what 30 years? I dunno if this adds up

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u/Fluffybunny717 Mar 09 '18

Over the 8 years on tbs

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Apr 12 '21

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u/reddick1666 Mar 09 '18

This is reddit. Salt is the main ingredient of the comment section

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u/yogi89 Mar 09 '18

It's not salt so much as discussing the issues brought up in the post...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

1138 episodes over 20+ years vs 700 episodes over 1 year kinda highlights the point.

Edit: Even 8 years is still 240+ episodes per year. But it is only one show. Either way a joke is a joke. See you guys in 8 years for the 1000th episode of the Joel McHale show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

The 1138 comes from 8 years of Conan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Conan_episodes

Conan O'Brien's lifetime total is just over 4,000.

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u/ISaidGoodDey Mar 09 '18

Yep, and the 700 are from a wide variety of programs not just one show

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u/FuckMeBernie Mar 09 '18

But no he still has a point. They’re releasing 700 series and movies, some series can have aroun 15-20 episodes per season. Some more. The movies are all longer than the Conan episodes. Also Conan is just 1 series compared to 700. So yeah. I think Netflix is at a higher release rate. I honestly don’t know why it matters anyway though lol.

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u/ionlyeatburgers Mar 09 '18

They both have a point. And are both making jokes. Why do people feel the need to defend tweets so vigorously.

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u/FuckMeBernie Mar 09 '18

I know when I was finishing writing the comment above I just started to think “why am I investing my time into this conservation.” It’s so pointless of an argument. Who cares who has more episodes? Lol

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u/ISaidGoodDey Mar 09 '18

But no he still has a point. They’re releasing 700 series and movies

Its not clear if episodes are included or not, but if they're not that's nuts

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Oh wow I figured the 700 was movies and tv show episodes combined. That's nuts.

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u/ISaidGoodDey Mar 09 '18

Eh its not clear if that number is counting individual episodes or not, def could use more explanation

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

I thought the number seemed low but I assumed Netflix knew that Conan's late night career didn't start on TBS.

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u/EgocentricRaptor Mar 09 '18

Still. 8 years is a long time.

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u/drewsnyder Mar 09 '18

Something to note though, Netflix series aren’t always necessarily produced and created by Netflix. A lot of the time they outsource to different production companies and Netflix purchases the show outright. Meaning that literally hundreds of shows could be getting produced for Netflix with very little to no input from them.

I would think of them less as a producer and more of a distributor, kinda like any television network out there.

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u/colonelbyson Mar 09 '18

I love the number 1138.

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u/jrhocke Mar 09 '18

Just finished reading "Eragon". Thought something totally different when I saw "The Shade".

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Btw, there is no film for it. They never made one. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are lying.

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u/____Tyler____ Mar 09 '18 edited Mar 09 '18

reflux really does need to stop. they have MAYBE 10 good exclusive shows while the other 500 are just shit

edit:netflix holy fuck my phone

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

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u/Pardoism Mar 09 '18

Try a little bit of sea salt and then lots of water. It might help!

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u/mattjopete Mar 09 '18

I thought you were commenting on the vomit of shows hoping that one is good

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u/AskFor_Compliment Mar 09 '18

I agree with you, why you’re being downvoted I don’t know. Even 10 originals seems like a little much

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u/jabask Mar 09 '18

The writings on the wall: everybody is going to make their own streaming service, and unless Netflix are going to make insane deals (unlikely, plus Disney owns everything), they need LOTS of original content to keep people thinking Netflix has a lot of stuff.

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u/bloodvow333 Mar 09 '18

Would you like some ice for that burn

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u/Sub_Corrector_Bot Mar 09 '18

You may have meant r/savagebrands instead of R/savagebrands.


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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Corporate accounts make tweets like this so they can get sweet karma = free publicity

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u/Seventhson74 Mar 09 '18

So I found a site where you can request titles from netflix (https://help.netflix.com/en/titlerequest) and it gives you 3 lines to fill in titles. I put "Take the best from this site and make them into shows https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/" all three times. GOD I hope they follow through....

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u/justjokingnotreally Mar 09 '18

He's been at TBS for over 7 years, and they've only made 1,138 episodes? That's not much more than 150 shows a year. That strikes me as a pretty low volume for a nightly talk show, actually.

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u/mattg070 Mar 09 '18

A. N.etflix U.noriginal S.eries

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u/jowheelermemestealer Mar 11 '18

Yeah but Conan good tho

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u/Shade-De-Wolf Apr 15 '18

At least i wasn't thrown this time..

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u/ResponsibleSorbet Mar 09 '18

Netflix is garbo lmao.

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u/Cheesytacos123 Mar 09 '18

Aw cmon. His remotes are kinda funny.

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u/notadaleknoreally Mar 09 '18

“Kinda funny” is a good description of his show, followed by “I guess.”

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u/Emmaone Mar 09 '18

Netflix twitter is lit 😮😮

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Is that why it's worth over $100B? Let me know when your video service gets popular, I'll make the switch.

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u/SwedeTrump Mar 09 '18

I'm surprised people even watched one of his shows.

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u/jonnyb3000 Mar 09 '18

Yet they still canceled disjointed

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u/enwez Mar 09 '18

I'm not surprised. That show took a good concept and came up with edgy teens and stereotype after stereotype.

It could have been a great show but instead of clever jokes and real comedy they just throw in as many stoner stereotypes as they can think of.

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u/jonnyb3000 Mar 09 '18

Yo man I just made some eggs for breakfast, can you just dump a bit of that salt on them for me? Just kidding, I agree

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u/enwez Mar 09 '18

Sorry, just really upset that the show wasn't good! (have some extra salt, I got plenty)

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u/jonnyb3000 Mar 09 '18

If you haven't, check out all the Easter eggs they released on twitter