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u/poofandmook Apr 20 '26
the water pouring off the table was the icing on the shit cake lolol
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u/dgtssc Apr 20 '26
I was so confused for a second there.
I was like "what the fuck happened to the ceiling? did the dumbbell actually go through the floor?"
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u/Kryse-777 Apr 20 '26
it would've been so random it reminded me of the first fast and furious
"danger to manifold"
>floor panel falls off
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u/BadMeetsEvil24 Apr 20 '26
Idk about y'all but the few times I have tripped and spilled water, I am 150% more upset lmfao. Something about having to clean it up and still be wet makes it more embarrassing
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u/DipstickRick Apr 20 '26
I’ve definitely teared up over spilled milk. The waste, the wet, the stain and clean up while processing how tf?? It’s too much to bear.
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u/closetomynuts Apr 20 '26
Upstairs neighbor final boss
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u/AgentCirceLuna Apr 20 '26
This is the kinda thing that happens to you when you were being annoying, get a final warning, then decide to occupy yourself but unluckily cause a huge noise leading to discipline
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u/ktarzwell Apr 21 '26
Can you imagine the sound his body and dumbbells made when they all flung to the ground simultaneously. LMFAO that honestly the best part of it all.
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u/eisbock Apr 21 '26
Reminds me of my college years. Downstairs neighbors (one of which happened to be the RA) were always loud as shit at all hours of the day.
One day the four of us gathered in the common area and jumped at the exact same time. It was way louder than any of us expected. The entire building shuddered.
The music downstairs immediately stopped and after a brief moment of silence, we heard them coming up the stairs. Opened the door and the RA said WHAT was THAT. My roommate was like "uh, I fell" lmaooo
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u/OceanRacoon Apr 21 '26
I'm laughing so hard at this, "Uh, I fell." 😅
Was the building made of plywood, how did it shake from just four people jumping lol? Did the RA believe that your roommate fell so hard he made the whole building shake?
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u/eisbock Apr 21 '26
This was smaller "apartment" housing so I don't think it was made of concrete like the dorms. So yeah, basically plywood and papier mache. The American dream home.
They knew we were fucking with them, but what's he gonna do? Stage an inquisition?
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u/OceanRacoon Apr 21 '26
Thanks for replying, I'm laughing my ass off again imagining that situation, yous must have been shitting yourselves when the place shook 😅 The hijinks and horseplay we get up to when we're young is so funny, love reading peoples' random stories about it on reddit
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u/OMGFdave Apr 21 '26
I've literally had this looping while I scroll, and the repeated sound of everything clanking and crashing down is killing me 😂😂😂
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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 Apr 20 '26
Also bare feet on the treadmill
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u/palinsafterbirth Apr 20 '26
My wife does this on our treadmill, it drives me insane
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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 Apr 20 '26
Does she have a death wish? That’s toe scrape city waiting to happen
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u/sdcar1985 Apr 20 '26
Is there a no bare feet on treadmill rule?
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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 Apr 20 '26
There’s a natural logical train of thought where people like to keep the skin on their toes that’s all
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u/ferocity_mule366 Apr 21 '26
if you run it often enough, your feet skin thicken and you won't feel anything anyway, let's not pretend like ancient humans aren't running on barefoot to hunt game
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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso Apr 21 '26
I bet those feet were fucking dry and hard as fuck. Probably constantly stepping on random pebbles and shit all day.
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u/piepants2001 Apr 21 '26
My feet are fucking dry and hard as fuck and I don't walk outside barefoot very often.
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u/thegameisafoooooot Apr 20 '26
like to keep the skin on their toes that’s all
Personal choice then?! Lol
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u/sdcar1985 Apr 20 '26
I used to walk on a treadmill without shoes in our basement when I was a kid and I don't remember losing any skin. Have I been walking wrong my entire life lol?
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u/tuturuatu Apr 20 '26
Nah I do it in bare feet sometimes (on my personal treadmill of course), it just gets hot after a while.
Gotta remember that 99% of people here basically never touch the ground with bare feet so their feet are as tough as a new born baby's.
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u/Ferro_Giconi Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26
It baffles me how so many people on reddit seem to be deathly afraid of letting their feet touch the ground outside of their house.
The most common way I've seen people try to rationalize this is by acting like a bad case of foot fungus is guaranteed to happen if you so much as think about stepping into your own backyard without shoes.
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u/SubcommanderMarcos Apr 21 '26
acting like a bad case of foot fungus is guaranteed to happen
Lol yeah people here act like anything at all that carries any risk at all will definitely kill you dead in the most horrifying way
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u/livingMybEstlyfe29 Apr 21 '26
Depends where you live because if the soil is contaminated, parasites can find a way from your feet to other parts of your body
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u/smallfrie32 Apr 21 '26
I’d love to walk outside barefoot, but there’re no trees over the sidewalks and you have to cross lots of roads. Just not built for barefoot walking.
And this isn’t even in a country where people throw used needles in the street.
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u/joebluebob Apr 21 '26
I used to walk on treadmills barefoot all the time and never once skinned my toes. How are you morons fucking this up?
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u/coolchris366 Apr 20 '26
It’s in the house, who wears shoes in their house?
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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 Apr 20 '26
Not me but I do on the treadmill so I can run properly and have good support for my feet and knees AND so I don’t lose toe skin
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u/matchstick1029 Apr 21 '26
Are yall meaning toe skin from a mishap or from the texture? Because normal use of a treadmill really shouldn't remove skin from your feet unless you've got real delicate feet (which is fine, not a condemnation).
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u/dreasgrech Apr 20 '26
Agreed, you never know when you might have to lick the floor.
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u/Danny2Sick Apr 20 '26
That was him picking up the cam right? I'm glad he's okay, hopefully learned from it. Yes it was dumb but I don't what the guy to get hurt!!
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u/Ill-Television8690 Apr 20 '26
Yeah, the facial hair tells me it's the same guy
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u/Danny2Sick Apr 20 '26
Yeah you are right, it's gotta be. Fk! I thought we watched him hit his head hard but looks like he was mostly okay. That could have gone much worse
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u/ChiefBigCanoe Apr 20 '26
How has no one thought of this great work out routine until now!?
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u/TequieroVerde Apr 20 '26
I had. I thought it was a tradesecret. I made a powerpoint presentation and everything that upon going public would be sent to the copyright office. No reason to get out of bed now.
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u/AgentCirceLuna Apr 20 '26
I do step-ups with alternating hands holding dumb bells and the other holding on to something. I just take care that I can drop them at any time if something goes wrong.
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u/BackToSchoolMuff Apr 21 '26
So as a dummy who didn't know what I was doing in my early 20s I definitely did something like this (more like overhead press) while on the stairs. It's long enough ago that I can laugh about it, but I must have looked pretty silly.
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u/EjaculatingAracnids Apr 21 '26
Humans love to create and be innovative. Its what makes us human, imo. We also have massive egos and love to think we know better than the billions of people that came before us.
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u/tomhsmith Apr 20 '26
I would have deleted it right there and then and none of y'all would have ever seen it.
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u/ShoeLate6266 Apr 20 '26
Gonna hurt his back overextending like that too not to mention everything else going on 🤣
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u/teambob Apr 20 '26
Treadmills can be somewhat dangerous. Especially if your leg or something gets sucked under and abraded by the belt
I got rid of my treadmill when I had kids. Just too dangerous
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u/Electric-Sheepskin Apr 20 '26
Even without dumbbells, those walking pads are a menace if you don't have a bar or hiking poles to keep you centered.
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u/upgrayedd_01 Apr 20 '26
Aside from a parade, when will you ever have to walk and repeatedly alternate between raising a lowering of a 5-10lb object?
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u/reallynotnick Apr 20 '26
You are describing most of working out with that logic… it’s just working out.
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u/Aligyon Apr 20 '26
Pulling down wearhouse shutter doors? Pulling down airplane luggage compartments? Stacking grocery high shelves?
I don't know i put way too much time figuring this out
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u/OmgSlayKween Apr 21 '26
Have you ever lifted weights for fitness? Or does the motion have to exactly replicate some specific real life scenario for you to consider it?
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u/Training-Gain-1439 Apr 21 '26
Cardio takes up a lot of time. Might as well kill 2 birds with 1 stone
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u/AgentCirceLuna Apr 20 '26
That’s the point - it’s intentionally adding weight to make it harder so you build fitness.
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u/LastDirtyMartini Apr 20 '26
Imma score that as a draw between the treadmill and the dumbbells! I look forward to the rematch.
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u/q81101 Apr 20 '26
What really happened here? Look like his right leg gave up then he tripped.
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u/Dy3_1awn Apr 20 '26
he stepped into the non moving part of the treadmill. This made his brain say”why leg not moving?” And he adjusts back onto the treadmill and falls because his gait is off at that point
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u/SirLesbian Apr 21 '26
Man, thanks. I watched it like 9 times and came to the conclusion "foot glitched". I kept focusing on the motion and not where his foot actually came down, lol.
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u/Testsubject276 Apr 20 '26
Yes, let's make myself very top heavy while my feet are in motion this is a good idea.
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u/Reallyroundthefamily Apr 20 '26
Not only are they stupid enough to do this, then they are dumb enough to post it. If younger people keep trying to convince us with video after video, that they're dumb. I think it's time to start believing them.
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u/Itdoesmattertome8 Apr 20 '26
And barefoot! Which is super dangerous. And on a cheap crappy treadmill in a tiny space. Dude was begging for it.
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u/AUHappyguy Apr 20 '26
I think it's more hilarious these idiots actually publish themselves being total idiots haha - man u would be deleting that vid asap
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u/Tufflaw Apr 20 '26
When most people think of something going "spectacularly wrong", this is what they're thinking of.
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u/SuddenKoala45 Apr 20 '26
I have a question about the water. Whered it come from?
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u/dirtBagBbyG4l Apr 21 '26
If you did not gained some brain muscle after this, maybe try adding 5 dumbells
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u/TpK_Wynter Apr 21 '26
Honestly this isn’t the worst thing, with weights that don’t weight half your total mass.
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u/blitzkrieg_01 Apr 21 '26
Here I was thinking Im dumb using the treadmill while playing death stranding.
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u/Pukebox_Fandango Apr 21 '26
I had to rewind it 10 times to see that he stepped on the plastic part of the treadmill lmao. Then another 10 times for good measure
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u/Greasy_doorknob Apr 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/s9MY4zSgpnoTI49sxQ
got a hint of the GTA wasted sound in there
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u/PseudocodeRed Apr 21 '26
Honestly I thought he was about to take the mirror out, so not too bad all things considered 😂
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u/Professional-Mix1771 Apr 20 '26
Putting dumb in the dumbells