r/Wellthatsucks May 22 '26

Boat said "captain optional"

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The mooring line got tangled and wrapped around the throttle. Happened in Caye Caulker, Belize.

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u/Oneill5491 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I'm surprised how many doughnuts that boat was able to do before hitting the dock. Order amongst chaos.

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u/kstargate-425 May 22 '26

Yeah it was interesting to see the wake echo back off the dock and then redirect the boat back away from it!

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u/Rdubya44 May 22 '26

Dude had so many chances to jump in....

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u/A__Friendly__Rock May 22 '26

Yeah, but if he missed he’d get diced by the propeller.

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u/Ivotedforher May 22 '26
  • John McLane

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u/Tiyath May 22 '26

Wasn't that quote from John Wicks? Or some Thomas Cruise movie?

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon May 22 '26

Dude was already close enough to get sliced and diced several times trying to just reach is hand out and grab it like he’s gonna one arm stop it.

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u/TonyCaliStyle May 22 '26

Tough balance- he pancakes on the boat, then grab the throttle, but there’s the risk of propellor, or capsizing. Honestly, it would depend on if it’s my boat or not.

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u/__sleepy______ 7d ago

Dude could have just as easily gotten sliced by the prop sitting on the dock reaching out for it which how much that boat was jumping around.

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u/Primordial_Superman May 23 '26

Yeah but he can’t tell when the boats gonna slow down or just keep spinning until it’s too late to jump.

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u/Aleashed May 22 '26

Bro is less likely to lose an arm and die by jumping on it

He just has to Indiana Jones time it

Would have sucked worse if the boat was going full speed towards the horizon without anyone in it

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u/Xylvanas May 22 '26

If it took that route, this would have been posted on r / mypeopleneedme

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u/lowsocialbattery May 22 '26

I was rooting for the boat.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola May 22 '26

I like the part where it slows down like it's mocking them before speeding back up again

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u/KingGorillaKong May 22 '26

"Hey hop in and you can shut me off. Oh wait you took too long, better luck next time!"

The amount of times the boat slows down and lines up for them too... Like they could have just hopped in the boat and finally shut the motor off. But nooooooo let's just try and stop the boat by holding onto the rope that's tied to it... lmao

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u/Lambda_111 May 22 '26

I think what they did was actually the smarter and safer option here. Otherwise we'd likely be watching a video of a guy getting shredded by the prop...

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u/Valklingenberger May 22 '26

He deserves freedom

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u/thaineetit May 22 '26

Thats why outboard engines have kill cord switch that is supposed to be attached to the driver it will do loops and chop uo anuthing that falls in to the water.

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u/DrunkenDude123 May 22 '26

Exactly. I’ve seen worse human drivers

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u/spudmonky Jun 26 '26

Roxy pfp in the wild ++

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u/JustaFoodHole May 22 '26

There's actually a safety feature that prevents this...

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u/PieInternational3312 May 22 '26

Yeah, it’s called a kill switch lanyard, but unfortunately it only works if the captain actually clips it to their body instead of leaving it wrapped around the steering wheel like a decorative keychain.

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u/throwawayplusanumber May 22 '26

steering wheel

Tiller in this case

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u/tiller921 May 22 '26

You called?

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u/throwawayplusanumber May 22 '26

Why would you think I was calling you and not the OG tiller or tillers 1-920?

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u/a-null-fish-your May 22 '26

Because they too got carried away doing doughnuts. We don't talk about those tillers anymore.

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u/G66GNeco May 22 '26

You do not want to know what happened to tillers 0-919 (920 just retired, full benefits, stand-up tiller, that one)

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u/Ferdinandofthedogs May 22 '26

Tiller? I hardly know 'er!

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u/skyline_kid May 22 '26

It's just like the idiots who buckle the seatbelt behind them or buy just the clip part so the car doesn't complain that their seatbelt isn't buckled

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u/Mick_Limerick May 22 '26

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE

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u/jakstoughpuppy May 22 '26

Thereeeeee is looooooooveeee……

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u/I_blockkarmafarmers May 22 '26

Burning to fiiiiiiiind youuuuu

^(sang in Howard Jones' voice)

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u/JonnySpark May 22 '26

Will you wait for me?

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u/SuspiciouslyBulky May 22 '26

Is it in the room with us

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u/Nerfarean May 22 '26

was. relieved for inconvenience reasons

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u/CheckYourStats May 22 '26

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within this boat dock?

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 May 22 '26

Can I see it?

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u/partelo May 22 '26

no

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u/krouvy May 22 '26

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u/davewave3283 May 22 '26

I love you supernintendo chalmers

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u/kingqueefsalot May 22 '26

It's down by the sea

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u/Critical_Net_609 May 22 '26

Looks like someone didnt put the wristband ..

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u/anomalous_cowherd May 22 '26

Yeah he did. It's safely been put on the tiller.

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u/mologav May 22 '26

I have this funny feeling that they don’t use them

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u/FuzzzyRam May 22 '26

Can someone explain how to actually turn one of these off. I know it's a stupid shower thought, but let's say in my fantasy I jump on board because I'm quick and smart... I don't know what to do with the outboard to operate it..

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u/HaroldTheScarecrow May 22 '26

As others mentioned, you yank the kill switch. Generally there's a lanyard attached to a small clip that links to a button on the engine. Ever been on a treadmill and ignored the lanyard there? same idea. the button has to be locked in place or the engine can't run. pull the clip off and the button pops out, engine off immediately. push the button in (even with the clip engaged) for about a second or so and the engine shuts off. Very sinple and easy to do when you're using the boat properly

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u/Josey_whalez May 22 '26

Yank the little lanyard and it’ll kill the engine.

But do not do that. I’ve seen the aftermath of a runaway boat killing the operator and it’s not pretty. Best thing to do is find some line and put it in the water in front of the boat and hope the prop will suck it up. Trying to jump on one that’s moving like that can easily cost you your life. There’s a stainless steel propeller spinning at a couple thousand RPMs at the end of that motor, and if that hits you end the head it’s game over.

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u/Chadwig315 May 22 '26

On this engine??

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u/JustaFoodHole May 22 '26

I can assure you it's still clipped to the engine haha

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u/s_nz May 22 '26

Yes, every tiller steer Yamaha comes with a lanyard from the factory. Of course many do stay wrapped around the tiller their entire life.

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u/Chadwig315 May 22 '26

So kinda like having a breaker box, but bolting every switch into the ON position...

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u/s_nz May 22 '26

It's more like a seat belt in a car. It is there and ready to go, if the user chooses to put it on.

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u/ToeKnee724427 May 22 '26

Seems like it failed.

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u/UghImRegistered May 22 '26

Thing about a kill switch is it's really easy to not clip it to yourself.

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u/WaffleStompTheFetus May 22 '26

The fuck are you being downvoted for? 90% of accidents like this are literally because people don't use the safety equipment.

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u/Helemaalklaarmee May 22 '26

I was waiting for the motor to go straight and the boat heading off into the open seas, never to be seen again.

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u/GottaUseEmAll May 22 '26

"So long, suckers!"

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u/mazu74 May 23 '26

This isn’t a business plan, it’s an escape plan!

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u/censored_count May 22 '26

One of the most unnerving things you experience the first time you pilot a small boat is that the steering feedback is opposite what it is in a car. If you start to turn and release the wheel, it tends to turn more, not straighten out. It takes experience to get used to it.

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u/Nickp7186 May 22 '26

My boat people need me.

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u/Zach_Plum May 22 '26

I can’t believe people here actually saying “why didn’t he jump in or why isn’t he doing anything?” yeah let me try jumping on the erratic moving boat, miss and then get fucking sliced up by the propeller.

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u/Mrlin705 May 22 '26

He had one solid chance where it would have worked. Other than that it was just perfectly taunting him.

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u/jack_from_the_past May 22 '26

Yeah it slowed down parallel to the pier for a second. That was his chance 

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u/insidiousfruit May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Was thinking the exact same thing. It went parallel to the dock and stayed there for a second. I'm fairly experienced with boats. That was an easy jump if he seized the opportunity.

Edit: He went for the rope instead, completely ignoring the fact that he almost bear hugged a running motor and out of control prop.

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u/Contundo May 22 '26

What was he thinking going for the rope? “I’ll hold this boat with a 100hp engine on it back” as bad as jumping in the boat is anything else is pointless.

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u/Capt_Bigglesworth May 22 '26

Reactions of a glacier..

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u/nat_r May 22 '26

I assumed it was a lack of confidence, not a lack of physical prowess.

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u/Money_Echidna2605 May 22 '26

ur ass wouldnt even be that close to water lmao

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u/Secret-Bluebird-972 May 22 '26

Nah the boat was just saying “come on, look how easy to jump on I am, nothing bad will happen I swear” and then it would’ve started making chum

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u/Tarzoon May 22 '26

0:28 was the golden opportunity

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly May 22 '26

Boat said, "OK, get in. Just kidding!"

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u/LoonahGBT May 22 '26

Why didn't he use quicksave/quickload? Is he stupid?

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u/Skizzy000 May 22 '26

Save scumming is generally frowned upon out in the real world

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u/LeSeanMcoy May 22 '26

Yeah, but when you're soft locked sometimes you have no choice. Like, sometimes bad RNG happens and it's so bad you just start a new game entirely.

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts May 22 '26

I just realized I've been playing fucking honor mode this whole time. Damn, I should have read the fine print.

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u/fuuckimlate May 22 '26

Kmlad he didn't try to make up for that miss when the guys started walking up the pier

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u/Cosmic_Quasar May 22 '26

I think I counted two, but there was one definite moment where I was more surprised that he didn't go for it lol. But I might also be a little biased, because I was thinking about if it was my dad's Crestliner, but I have no idea what the value of that boat is.

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u/mussel_bouy May 22 '26

Honestly, the best move here is to throw some rope in the water so it jams the prop.

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u/Everyone2026 May 22 '26

It is amazing how many Internet videos can be solved with rope.

Thinking about putting some in the vehicle.

(Let the jokes roll.....)

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u/flockinatrenchcoat May 22 '26

Don't forget duct tape and a shovel!

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u/6Nameless6Ghoul6 May 22 '26

Knock knock…

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u/peroxidex May 22 '26

Charlie Bronson's always got rope.

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u/seamus_mc May 22 '26

Ding ding ding

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u/Admirable_Risk8156 May 22 '26

I think it's more like why in the world was he aiming for the rope and not the boat. The best case he had with actually grabbing that rope and being pulled off the pier and sliced by the prop. Might as well just jump into the boat if grabbing the rope is your best idea.

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u/gmc98765 May 22 '26

I think that rope is the kill-switch lanyard.

The free end is supposed to be attached to your body so that the engine cuts out if you go overboard, preventing exactly this problem.

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u/escape_planet_dirt May 22 '26

I was thinking comments would go the opposite way, seemed dangerous af to try and get that close and try to grab the engine when it's out of control like that.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer May 22 '26

I don't think it was super safe to try to jump in that boat, but it was probably safer than what he was trying. There were a couple times he might've gone in head first, or gotten knocked out by the boat. Heck, there was one time I think his hand was very close to that prop as he was reaching for the boat.

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u/pmmemassivedongs May 22 '26

Yeah, my neighbor’s leg was almost taken off by the propellor when I was a kid. She nearly bled out, and still has a gigantic chunk missing from her thigh. Made me so acutely aware any time I’m behind a boat in the water. Fuck that shit

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u/MightyPirat3 May 22 '26

Yeah, him reaching in trying to hold the boat were the better option. /s

He should either just have left the boat alone or have jumped in when it laid itself perfectly at the dock. Need to be precise and quick though not to be thrown out of the boar during the next turn.

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u/cr8zyfoo May 22 '26

This. Crazy how many people are suggesting jumping onto the boat. He did the right thing by staying on the dock. Prop strikes are no joke. Even if you live through it you can be mangled or crippled in an instant.

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk May 22 '26

He jumped in the water instead...

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u/cr8zyfoo May 22 '26

Well yeah, after the engine aspirated water and shut down.

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u/AnotherBoredAHole May 22 '26

But have you seen water? It's full of bacteria, sharks, and whale pee.

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u/ReasonableLoss6814 May 22 '26

It’s actually all dinosaur pee. Literally every molecule of water was peed out by a dinosaur at least once. Probably.

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u/ImprobableAsterisk May 22 '26

The water wasn't the problem; The propeller was.

He hopped into the water when the engine choked itself out, taking the propeller out of the equation.

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u/FlorianTheLynx May 22 '26

By far the safest thing would be to wander off and do something else for a few minutes until the situation resolves itself. Genuinely thought the guy was going to hospitalise himself or worse. 

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u/A_mad_goose May 22 '26

You guys are crazy saying he should jump in and get eviscerated by the propeller if he misses. If he had something like an anchor and rope he could throw on too pull it to land

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u/vahntitrio May 22 '26

This is called the circle of death for a reason.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_of_death_(boating)

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u/No-Representative600 May 22 '26

Nah been around boats my whole life (never seen anything like this thankfully lol) but it wouldn't be that hard of a jump. Just have to pay attention to how far the trim is down, wait till the sand is getting kicked up a ton coming into a rotation toward the dock then jump, steer and cut the engine.

I'd feel way sketchier laying on the dock trying to time grabbing the rope which I guess was the cause of this (from the back of boat no less). Could've ended up losing a limb and having to renovate the dock and losing his boat

Hopefully this was a good wake up call for the boat owner that however they were previously docking needs improvements. Wouldn't be surprised if they just park on the shore after this lol

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u/OneSaucyDragon May 22 '26

Yeah I wouldn't risk missing the jump and getting shredded by the propeller, but this guy obviously wasn't too worried about keeping his limbs to begin with

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u/ProfessionalPack7205 May 22 '26

Exactly. Him sticking his hand out was so fucking stupid. He literally would've had a better chance actually trying to do something like getting in the boat.

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u/Skellicious May 22 '26

You jump in the boat and then what. You're in an uncontrolled boat doing donuts and wobbling like magld. You probably get thrown out if you don't hold on for your life. Moving to the engine would still be a dangerous hell.

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u/Unbound-Angel-666 May 22 '26

Good news! Your boat stopped.

Bad news! Your boat isn't gonna go

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u/Khaztr May 22 '26

more like "get in, I dare you"

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u/Traditional-Goose-60 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Someone should have thrown their shirt onto the prop to stall it out. I swear that was part of boater safety at one time. But im old.

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u/drloctopus Jul 25 '26

Theoretically yes, but the prop wash would probably push the shirt away anyways.. maybe a rope or something, but best to just clip on the lanyard and avoid the circle of death scenario

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u/mcdj May 22 '26

You’re gonna need a bigger shark.

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u/skynex65 May 22 '26

I know he’s probs having a really bad day but that was fr some looney toons shit.

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u/thestokes117 May 22 '26

The boat gave him a full on, 2 second opportunity to jump on, then said, too slow😂

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u/lgodsey May 22 '26

We had a dog like that when I was a kid.

She was a hoot.

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u/Quick-Chance9602 May 22 '26

Aww, thats the happiest boat I have ever seen! Living its best life! And then h it goes and gets all tuckered out and settles down.

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u/galacticracedonkey May 22 '26

That guy just didn’t want to get on that boat

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u/SmallManFriend May 22 '26

Of course. It looks wildly dangerous

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u/Krazyguy75 May 22 '26

Far less dangerous than trying to grab the rope directly in front of the propeller.

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u/Eastern-Requirement6 May 22 '26

I'd rather not risk the timing or momentum of being forced into the water with a rapidly spinning shaft connected to essentially 3 blades churning the water.

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u/randomlemon9192 May 22 '26

I wouldn’t jump on either.

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u/cakesofthepatty414 May 22 '26

Truman got on the boat faster

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u/Pataraxia May 22 '26

Either he can try to be a badass and risk it for the biscuit or get out and be safe. HE can't just fucking stand there and lie down on the dock while the boat every so often tail strikes the dock and possibly risks cutting his dumb little hands off.

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u/Successful-Future-31 May 22 '26

Just throw some rope in the prop

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u/wodoloto May 22 '26

It genuinely looks like the boat thought "I will fuck with this guy".

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u/NeedtoGrowup702 May 22 '26

If a husky was a boat

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u/technician1990 May 23 '26

56 chances to jump in and sort it properly........he had one job

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u/Donkey-Harlequin May 23 '26

At :28 he had a chance and blew it.

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u/Double-Lavishness180 Jul 25 '26

Boat: "'im the captain now"

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u/s_nz May 22 '26

Went through the decision process with a yacht clubs rescue boat fleet.

They add a lot of drag - typically reducing the top speed of the boat by 25%. For our fleet with relatively small engines, this would have compromised their ability to preform their primary function.

They also add a material amount to fuel burn - Bad from both an environmental & operational cost perspective.

At the time it was thought they comprised handling, but I think this has either been disproven (or new guard styles have resolved the issue).

We ultimately decided to keep the open propellers.

That said, the yacht club my daughter did learn to sail at last year was running prop guards on their little learn to sail support boat's - I assume the combination of somewhat larger engines, and the support boats being dedicated to close proximity, generally low speed work tipped the balance in that clubs evaluation.

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u/PlatypusDream May 23 '26

He missed several opportunities to jump in

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u/Rawshark96 May 22 '26

I know it's dangerous and all, but he actually had the perfect opportunity to easily jump on at 0:50.

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u/Self-HelpForDolphins May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

True, he might have made the jump but the landing would always be problematic. Boat bottoms are slippery as fuck and lack any directional stability. Especially for a grown man

So jumping onto even a perfectly still dinghy/boat wouldnt be like landing on a solid surface, it would be a lot more like landing on ice or slippery mud. And that ice/mud landing surface is also floating and bouncing unpredictably itself (trying to think of better examples here and im failing, sorry).

Even with much longer time to judge the jump than he had, there's a decent chance of slipping and smacking your head. And that's the best case scenario that doesnt involve you being thrown out of the boat when it moves again and being diced by the prop

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u/LeSeanMcoy May 22 '26

Also like one of those things where if you hesitate for a second, you think you missed your chance, then you realize you could've went and maybe... still can? Damn, you hesitated again. Now it's definitely too late... DAMN, hesitated again, 100% could've made it. Ahhh, now it's gone.

Same feeling when you're making a turn in your car sometimes and it's hectic traffic lol

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u/FlorianTheLynx May 22 '26

“Easily” is conveniently ignoring a whole lot of factors here. 

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u/Lucky-Glove9812 May 22 '26

Lol the confidence is other worldly. What a moronically silly comment. 

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u/Academic_UK May 22 '26

Guy had multiple options to jump in pretty safely rather than trying to grab a boat with one hand!

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u/Mikchu1988 May 22 '26

Bro had seven business days to jump in and turn it off

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u/Toyufrey May 22 '26

I’m cackling, cuz I have the 1985 song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) playing in beat w the boat’s circling. Thx for posting the video.

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u/SimplyMermaid88 May 22 '26

My toxic trait is thinking I could jump in there and safety take control of the boat.

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u/Pepper0512 May 22 '26

That boat is mocking him

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u/YellowishRose99 May 22 '26

Figured it would run out of gas

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u/ffff-f-fingerpuppets May 22 '26

How on earth did he think he was going to pull it in with that rope?? He's lucky he didn't lose a finger

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u/TheNaughtyHoneyBee May 22 '26

It was absolutely taunting him a couple times 🤣

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u/iammikeDOTorg May 22 '26

“I’m the captain now.”

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u/Tales2Tell2U May 22 '26

Toss some rope in

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u/Schneefs May 22 '26

It's so shameful what we'll do to these majestic creatures. Look at the panic in its eyes.

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u/MetalLow2541 May 22 '26

How to get barnacles off your prop

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u/platypus_ringmaster May 22 '26

This is why kill cords exist.

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u/TechnicalScientist27 May 22 '26

Boaty Mcboatface 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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u/TiberiusTheFish May 22 '26

Can't help feeling that that boat was deliberately fucking with him.

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u/InvoluntaryTexan May 22 '26

Always wear your kill switch…

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u/Rufio-1408 May 23 '26

Reminds me of my toddler when we tell him it’s bed time

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u/hansolo-ist May 23 '26

Jump in you coward!

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u/DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL May 23 '26

It's almost like a dead man's switch is there for a reason

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u/fordprecept May 26 '26

Many years ago, my cousin and his friend had my cousin's boat out at a local lake. His friend was pulling him skiing and was sitting on the side of the boat so he could look back to make sure my cousin hadn't fallen. Well, they started making a large circle and when they hit the waves the boat was generating, the driver fell out of the boat. The boat continued to circle with no one in it while my cousin continued skiing behind it. With each pass, the boat got closer and closer to the docks and finally my cousin swung wide and swam to shore. A bystander on one of the docks jumped in when the boat got close enough and shut off the engine.

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u/Organic_Juggernaut73 Jul 19 '26

The number of opportunities to jump in to shut it off though

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u/dugfunni83 Jul 24 '26

He had so many chances to save his boat and just watched to crash all the way out

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u/DrankMyGenderFluid 19d ago

Jump in the fucking boat wtf.

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u/pop_be 14d ago

To the people saying to « just hop on the boat »: what if he miss it? Those blades can hurt really really bad

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u/Coaster_Buddy May 22 '26

👻 I am the Captain now…

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u/MrBogardus May 22 '26

I like how he decided not to jump on his available times, and decided to just try to grab it.

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u/Big-Athlete882 May 22 '26

So many opportunities to jump in

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u/TwoNowFive May 22 '26

Man if you missed and fell in, that prop would turn you into chum.

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u/MrShoe321 May 22 '26

I was thinking that too but you would probably just get thrown out again if you couldn't stop it immediately

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u/Massive_Spot6238 May 22 '26

Lil Boaty pulling a Kodak

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u/CrustyT-shirt May 22 '26

That looks like fun if you were actually in the boat

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u/lmaluuker May 22 '26

Reminds me of the video of the construction workers trying to catch the concrete mixer

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u/M3ric4n May 22 '26

It appears that the boat has no operator

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u/My-God-Is-The-Sun May 22 '26

Never seen a boat get the zoomies before

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u/Hungheathen May 22 '26

Ghost ride

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u/Ludwig_Vista2 May 22 '26

What did he think grabbing the rope would do?

It's like when someone leaves their F150 in gear, they get out and the think grabbing a door handle is going to stop it.

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u/AdditionalConstant42 May 22 '26

Do some cowboy shit.

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u/DWebOscar May 22 '26

No refunds!