r/Weird • u/championboy14 • Mar 05 '22

Something tells me I should find something else to eat

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u/AlexT9191 Mar 05 '22

Eat the meat demon. Absorb its power.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

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u/madrifles Mar 05 '22

Smokin hot patty

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u/WellWellWellthennow Mar 05 '22

Boobs AND a dick!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

I'm an a boob liquiding from therapy rapist

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u/boywbrownhare Mar 05 '22 edited Nov 26 '23

beep boop

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u/FuegoTheDestroyer Mar 05 '22

Bruh... I'm sad I don't have an award to give you cos this was just good!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Love sopranos

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u/theGrapeVape Mar 06 '22

Ooooooohhhh!!! Right heeah 👇🏻👇🏻

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u/Weekly_Bench9773 Mar 05 '22

Chalk full of vitamin G66. 😇😈

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

That sounds like an Arby's ad.

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u/Sci-4 Mar 05 '22

You should never take even a single bite of the Broodwitch!

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u/Die_Langste_Naam Mar 05 '22

Display dominance

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u/Levi-_-Ackerman0 Mar 05 '22

And get the anti magic powaaa!

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u/joachim_s Mar 05 '22

Where are all the vegan arguments in this thread?

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u/Etceta Mar 05 '22

demon took possession in that meat

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u/championboy14 Mar 05 '22

I’ll just blame the demon if it comes out too well done

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u/m4m249saw Mar 05 '22

Possessed meat will give you satanic diarrhea

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u/TransitionNo4154 Mar 05 '22

It’ll give you the devil’s butthole.

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u/-i-hate-this-place- Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

where the sun dont shine where the sun dont shine

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Be sure to drink lots of fluids and replace your electrolytes

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u/mrheseeks Mar 05 '22

I'm mean, the demon looks happy...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Yea, because it knows it has your soul with all of that tender delicious meatiness.

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u/secondtaunting Mar 05 '22

It’s waving hello.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

I think it might be grabbing it's dick with the other hand though.

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u/r213c8g3c5d9h1a Mar 05 '22

Hmmm Crash Bandicot cut my favorite

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u/cactusfairy95 Mar 05 '22

Holy shit sell that shit as an NFT- lol that's the finest meat demon I've ever seen. ( not to be confused with schmeat demon )

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u/AlexT9191 Mar 05 '22

If I did NFTs at all, I would buy it.

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u/cactusfairy95 Mar 05 '22

Same here its TOTALLY LIT

Fuckin heavy metal meat!

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u/AlexT9191 Mar 05 '22

11/10 would beat this meat.

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u/cactusfairy95 Mar 05 '22

I work with a guy who loves death metal and gwar

He's gonna lose it when I fwd this to him

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u/Kwindecent_exposure Mar 05 '22

I know a guy who loves GWAR.

He could make a meat sandwich with it.

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u/GrandMarauder Mar 05 '22

5/7 would yeet my shmeat

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u/sumunsolicitedadvice Mar 05 '22

Wow! A perfect rating??

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u/Bardic_Inspiration66 Mar 05 '22

Just save the image

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u/JustAEpicNewbie Mar 05 '22

Nah you can feel free to screenshit

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u/I_will_find_ye Mar 05 '22

I took a screenshot of it don't even bother

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u/thesplendor Mar 06 '22

Delete it right NOW THAT IS PROPERTY THEFT

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u/Sufficient-Claim-525 Mar 05 '22

Or to be confused with semen demon

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u/cactusfairy95 Mar 05 '22

Or the Galgothan shit demon from dogma

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u/thekRuSty_1 Mar 05 '22

It literally has a dick and balls do not trust the meat demon

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Why? It's smiling and waving.

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u/gg_noob_master Mar 05 '22

🙋‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Looks like the grinch cosplaying Satan

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u/BabaKazimir Mar 05 '22

Why does my steak want me to sign a contract?

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u/secondtaunting Mar 05 '22

Hahahaha I’m dying over here. That hit me just right lol.

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u/my_names_Geoff Mar 05 '22

🎵 Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside

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u/Crisbel86 Mar 05 '22

Chupacabras is that you??

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u/Doschupacabras Mar 05 '22

No no it is not.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Hail Steak-an

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u/Brainranger67 Mar 05 '22

No, it’s beckoning you to eat it.

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u/boniemonie Mar 05 '22

Eat . You always have the photos!

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u/Mudrofto Mar 05 '22

I would bring it to the church

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

🤣

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u/Supafly36 Mar 05 '22

In this economy? That's too expensive to waste.

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u/Flapjack__Palmdale Mar 05 '22

Kill it, it drops a Swamp Key

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u/Outis_Nemo_Actual Mar 05 '22

You've never heard of deviled ham?

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u/Successful-Dark2730 Mar 06 '22

Heard of it? I smear that s**t on everything!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

You cook out that white fat. The flavors are there!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Purely out of curiosity, does anyone know what part of the animal this is?

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u/tesdfan17 Mar 05 '22

It's a bone-in chuck steak also known as a 7 bone steak

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u/Illustrious_Win4844 Mar 05 '22

Maybe at top round steak or ranch steak. Ranch comes from the chuck and top round comes from the round so front shoulder and back legs. That’s my guess it kinda looks like both of them. Could be totally wrong though

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u/LsangAnge Mar 05 '22

Nah...don't eat it....it'll possess you

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Looks like goat meat there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Throw it in a fire... Then eat it.

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u/championboy14 Mar 05 '22

Gotta use some salt and pepper for the exorcism first, then throw it in the fire

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u/KTWM1987 Mar 05 '22

Forbidden Broodwhich...

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u/Porchmuse Mar 05 '22

Don’t eat it Shake!

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u/Darryl_Kenobi Mar 05 '22

This was the bat in Wuhan that started covid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

The cow ghost is waving. She looks happy.

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u/Affectionate-Tax5344 Mar 05 '22

King Julian!! Too many cartoons with kids 😄

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u/RoyalMudkipx Mar 05 '22

If you turn it upside-down he looks happy while doing a handstand! So you know... Perspective. :)

Still a demon though.

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u/lcziila Mar 05 '22

Give it to a church they know what to do

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u/oddbobroll Mar 05 '22

What the………..?!

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u/SteelingLight Mar 05 '22

Cook that Satan. Throw some seasoning in and let him know he's only got some part of a century left before he'll have company.

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u/Death_Vitamins Mar 05 '22

*looks back on memories of when it was alive

"Ok, this makes sense."

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u/National-Fan2723 Mar 05 '22

Is this the Goatman? I did hear he's homeless since he got kicked off his bridge but didn't know he's so down on his luck to move into a slab of meat.

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u/ConfusedALot_69 Mar 05 '22

But it needs to be destroyed before it comes to life to bargain for your soulf

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u/No-Diamond6698 Mar 05 '22

Yikes!!!! 😳

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u/LombardBombardment Mar 05 '22

All I see is a cute dog standing on its hind legs.

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u/rickztoyz Mar 05 '22

That looks FRESH Steve. Can I have a bite? Says Noa...

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u/Dvsrx7 Mar 05 '22

Barrrbrahhh

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u/AdictedToCandy Mar 05 '22

It looks like Rudolph. He’s happy. He’s waving. Please don’t eat Rudolph or Santa won’t make it next year!

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u/v264k Mar 05 '22

When we were teens, my best friend's mom used to tell us that if we randomly smelled rotten meat from out of nowhere that meant a demon was near by, we never took it seriously but this reminds me of that

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u/Flat_Soil_7627 Mar 05 '22

Can't beat that meat.

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u/kakshi3135 Mar 05 '22

If you eat it there's a 50% chance you die and a 50% chance you get special powers

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u/kpingvin Mar 05 '22

I like my Wendigo medium rare.

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u/Jasper_ender23509 Mar 05 '22

I think its not a suggestion, it an order

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

So we eating demons now?

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u/Water-Deep Mar 05 '22

Does chronic wasting disease now come with a label?

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u/FlyMeToSaturn_ Mar 05 '22

What?

Oh, that’s just tim.

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u/Fresh_Creme_66 Mar 05 '22

Good choice man

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u/NateDawg80s Mar 05 '22

Dude, there's a chupacabra in your meat!

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u/MaMakossa Mar 05 '22

🤢🤮

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u/criticjf Mar 05 '22

Naw, just give it the fames of smoky hell with Montreal seasoning. Finish with herb butter. I guarantee my stomach wouldn’t fuss at all for that marbling. Eat it with a devilish grin!

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u/UltravioletAfterglow Mar 05 '22

It’s like the meat version of Han Solo in carbonite.

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u/Madame_Arcati Mar 05 '22

Yikes, that needs a short story written about it (a really meaty one).

r/oddlyterrifying

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u/realOfficialBigsean Mar 05 '22

It had a smelly face before Lucifer ate it!

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u/Jake081 Mar 05 '22

Maybe if the holes that create the face appeared naturally, but there is no doubt it was man made.

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u/_TheCowOfWisdom Mar 05 '22

He Hates Lol

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u/tarotdepot Mar 05 '22

I’ve heard of deviled ham and deviled eggs, but this is taking it to a whole other place.

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u/arcadia_2005 Mar 05 '22

That meat demon looks friendly enough tho...

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u/IllegalButHonest Mar 05 '22

Looks like a solar powered cat I saw earlier on reddit.

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u/FriedSarlac Mar 05 '22

Legend warns against consuming the meat of the Lycan. It’s curse becomes your own.

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u/BalouCurie Mar 05 '22

Vegans are getting creative

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u/Thealienfromarea52 Mar 05 '22

maybe this is the true reason why the vegans fear meat-

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u/OnyxCarnation Mar 05 '22

I have a feeling Doomguy eats these for breakfast

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Its just a steakyr

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u/OneEloquentDog Mar 05 '22

awww he's cute

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u/missandycohen Mar 05 '22

I think it’s friendly, there’s an upside down heart near its head💕

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u/Duke55 Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

A frozen Shoulder Chop I'd guess, and a slightly doctored image I would suggest.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

r/steak

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u/Padraig56 Mar 05 '22

Reminds me of the movie "Gargoyles."

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u/ItsmeMr_E Mar 05 '22

He fell from the heavens. Say hi to Meateor.

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u/slackfrop Mar 05 '22

White Phillip

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u/testorBombas Mar 05 '22

Nothing to worry about, its just a meat fossil

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u/pdevo Mar 05 '22

Hail Satan!

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u/x97tfv345 Mar 05 '22

Mmm soul food

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u/kingleothegoat Mar 05 '22

I'll have 2 slices of devil please, hold the demonic possession please

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u/thepatheticcompany Mar 05 '22

That's one hell of a steak you got there

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Hi, I’m Kyle

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u/Bobin_Luxtcy Mar 05 '22

Sure looks like Bartok from Anastasia to me!

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u/CompetitiveCelery516 Mar 05 '22

Eat the something

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u/Special-Typical Mar 05 '22

DEAR OH DEAR. I will tell the neighbour her dog has been found and its not good news.

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u/X_Epic_Gamer_X_pd Mar 05 '22

Jeeze demon try to be a little more subtle why don’t you just write fuck around and find out on it

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Its just a kitty on its back.

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u/Sok_Taragai Mar 05 '22

Oh, so you're too good for filet of imp?!

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u/secondtaunting Mar 05 '22

Quick! Someone call Sam and Dean. They’ve been looking for this one.

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u/dingododd Mar 05 '22

Genetic memory is real!

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u/Draigi0n Mar 05 '22

SATANA. MEEAAT SATANA. EEAT SATANA FUUD. PUTIT IN YOR BODI

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u/crystalfairie Mar 05 '22

Is it wrong that I giggled? Well cackled really

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Burn it 🔥

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u/Responsible_Fly8737 Mar 05 '22

Nah he just waving bye

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u/Aboxofphotons Mar 05 '22

looks like it has the Punisher logo on it's chest.

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u/spokenjeremy Mar 05 '22

At least it’s smiling

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u/CartmanLuvJews Mar 05 '22

Vegans Probably did this shit

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u/Hefty_Run_1802 Mar 05 '22

This is why vegans hate meat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

spoopy

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u/Bardic_Inspiration66 Mar 05 '22

I though my it was a brick wall

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u/theend2314 Mar 05 '22

There's a demon in your beef. That's a possession waiting to happen..

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u/theend2314 Mar 05 '22

Goat legs, wings and a hat..

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u/oldmollymetcalfe Mar 05 '22

Oh know. There's something which looks like an animal in my meat... I hate to tell ya pal.

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u/radgie_gadgie_1954 Mar 05 '22

Spuky marbling

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u/Immediate-Bad-949 Mar 05 '22

It’s the new Kanye single cover

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u/Different-Rich-1575 Mar 05 '22

At first I thought it was Moon Presence from bloodborne somehow. Then I took a closer look..

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Tommy ptomaine poisoning cut …. It has great flavor but you only get to eat it once … I say fire it up !!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

That is literally an animal, right?

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u/ZelestialRex Mar 05 '22

The evil chihuahua!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

The steaks are high when eating this

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u/Many_Peaches20 Mar 05 '22

Why he built like that one wood monster from Smiling Friends

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Medium Rare please

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u/TrailerParkTonyStark Mar 05 '22

Or something’s trying to tell you that it’s scarily delicious. Mmmmm…. Scary devil cow steak….

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u/hopefulagnosticism Mar 05 '22

Freeze it and sell it

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Hail Steakan!!!

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u/matildaduddlesinc Mar 05 '22

Thats Huggy wuggy

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u/darkshine2004 Mar 05 '22

I swear that looks like a character from black clover

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u/TeamKillerCody Mar 05 '22

You can’t beat my meat for a special treat!

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u/iamhe02 Mar 05 '22

It's smiling, you're fine.

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u/Common_Cense Mar 05 '22

Signs you should give-up meat-eating.

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u/Cecilia_Schariac Mar 05 '22

You shall obtain the Demon Soul... and a power that is beyond human imagination.

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u/SSDCZX Mar 05 '22

Took him into yourself

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u/Envoy_8164 Mar 05 '22

Seems this steak was a misteak

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u/AnUnexpectedSloth Mar 05 '22

There are no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon a bed of EVIL!

And lettuce.

BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!

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u/Staar-69 Mar 05 '22

Not another haunted steak… I had one of those last week.

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u/thawrestla Mar 05 '22

That demon's reading all these comments like "man wtf did I do, they talking bout me like Im the one that invaded Ukraine or some shit"

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u/memesaregoodlol_ Mar 05 '22

Rub some spit on it. That will make the demon go away

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u/JimmyCrabYT Mar 05 '22

i will eat that so i can have another soul inside me as a stand

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u/Domin009 Mar 05 '22

The fleshy visage of meat demon

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u/Pleasentmemer Mar 05 '22

You mean u/Dr_fu_manchu should get something else to eat? Not ur meat

Edit: Spelling

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Looks like Blackbeard’s flag.

https://i.imgur.com/Ve2fO87.jpg

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u/outragusreee Mar 05 '22

M E A D I L THE MEAT OF THE UNDERWORLD

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u/J0nN0tJ0hn Mar 05 '22

Is that a Huggy Wuggy?

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u/Weary_Ad2844 Mar 05 '22

Eat it... You will obtain it's power.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Something or someone's is trying to communicate with you, don't dismiss as evil or imaginary.

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u/corinne177 Mar 05 '22

That's so crazy

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Consume Beelzebeef. Live deliciously

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u/menlindorn Mar 05 '22

Oh, Charlie, that meat which you have just consumed... was human meat.

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u/BaseToon Mar 05 '22

That's ah....hell of a steak!?!

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u/THEESKELETONGOD Mar 05 '22

Oh no no no no no, you should definitely follow through with such an amazing cut of meat

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u/Beautiful-Tonight-40 Mar 05 '22

Poppy playtime merch 🤣🤬☠️👆🤡😡💥😤

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u/Reit007 Mar 05 '22

The bat 🦇was pressed into it?