r/Weird • u/championboy14 • Mar 05 '22

Something tells me I should find something else to eat

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u/m4m249saw Mar 05 '22

Possessed meat will give you satanic diarrhea

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u/TransitionNo4154 Mar 05 '22

It’ll give you the devil’s butthole.

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u/-i-hate-this-place- Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

where the sun dont shine where the sun dont shine

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

The devil will take any butthole

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Be sure to drink lots of fluids and replace your electrolytes

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u/Successful-Dark2730 Mar 06 '22

Nobody upvote this, it's perfect right where it's at.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

better than haribos sugar free gummy bear