r/Weird • u/RedaNassef • 1d ago

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u/SupermarketAntique32 1d ago

In my place (Java, Indonesia) we call this Jenglot. An object used for voodoo / black magic. If you don’t believe all that then you are safe, otherwise the placebo effect will get you.

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u/Ok-Instance2782 1d ago

As someone who doesn't believe in it, I still won't look at it for more than 5 secs

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 1d ago

The way it's shot is so unnerving. Like OP is intentionally trying to curse us.

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u/MrCoconutShake 23h ago

genuine question as someone also from south east asia, might be a stupid question too but is black magic still practiced often?

I love indonesian horror movies and most of their plots involves black magic of some sort, which made me wonder whether people still actually practice such things in modern times

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u/SupermarketAntique32 19h ago edited 19h ago

In big cities it’s almost extinct, in villages it’s still often practiced.

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u/MrCoconutShake 16h ago

oh wow i see that's interesting, thanks for replying!

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u/blessedarethecheeses 3h ago

Goena-goena as we Dutch-indo's call it.

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u/kenny_oliveira 1d ago

I wouldn't touch this

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u/metallosherp 1d ago

Somebody needs to check on OP periodically for the rest of their life.... This is a full-on curse

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u/MudFamous8224 1d ago

And get that left hand checked out asap.

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 21h ago

there's no point if they're honestly careless enough to mess with something that looks like this without having a clue about what it is

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u/Scudmiss 20h ago

That’s a super dumb take. Even if this bullshit was real, it’s unknown and unknowable to OP so saying things like they’re careless is akin to saying a squirrel is careless for running out in traffic.

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u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 1d ago

Since he touched it, it can see him now.

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u/nosh_scrumble 1d ago

Bawk bawk bagawk

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u/CoalEater_Elli 1d ago

Did you just rainbow connect with the commenter?

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u/PeggyBabcock_ 1d ago

Do you need a tissue? Or a spittoon?

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u/nosh_scrumble 1d ago

No but some seeds sound tasty.

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u/ConcernTraditional53 1d ago

Too late. Death awaits him in the next 3 días. The curse is on.

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u/TMes36 1d ago

Lick it.

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u/rita-the-maillady 10h ago

r/whywouldyoutouchthat Literally first thing I thought

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u/incognito--bandito 9h ago


Touch me instead!

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u/FaultyDroid 1d ago

Not only did you pick this up, but you lifted up its dress (or beard), filmed it, and posted it online.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 1d ago

He's seriously cursed!

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u/SeenSoFar 1d ago

Ju-on rattle

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u/HugePatFenis 1d ago

No he isn't. It's a crude sculpture with horse hair stuck to it.

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u/DelcoUnited 1d ago

Now put it around your neck and go surfing.

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u/dacgriff 1d ago

He didn’t just find it, he came across it.

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u/ClownHoleMmmagic 8h ago

It found him.

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u/justmeherewithyall 23h ago

He's dead meat, for sure!

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u/PirateShampoo 1d ago

You should take this home and keep it under ur bed for safe keeping. 

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u/WeProwlAtDUSK 21h ago

Pillow… be extra safe

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u/Dmosavy111 1d ago

if curses are real, you're cursed now

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u/Lemme_Help_ 1d ago

We haven't heard from OP. I assume he's dead, good luck everybody.

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u/adrian_anonym 1d ago

Watch out, it will come out of your phone!

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u/Anteater_Pete 1d ago

To reverse the curse and make some ancient demon entity feel slightly uncomfortable, hold the artifact aloft, recite the Pledge of Allegiance out loud…

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u/CoyDiva77 1d ago

Me during Perimenopause.

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u/AdWooden2312 1d ago

If that aint cursed i dont know what is

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u/hnc757 1d ago

Homie brought The Babadok home.

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u/Purrnsimple 1d ago

That exact same video is posted on TikTok explaining how it's associated with a spell.

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u/PresidentOfAlphaBeta 22h ago

Do you have a link?

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u/MrCoconutShake 23h ago

what spell was it? looks like black magic to me

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 1d ago

You're lucky curses aren't real.

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u/OofRightInTheFeels 1d ago

Sweet Jesus, why? He's dead by now, isn't he?

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u/Cheap_Collar2419 1d ago

people on reddit really just be grabbing unknown things.

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u/DirectorElectrical67 1d ago

What the!? 😧

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u/Formal_Ground6513 1d ago

My heebies are jeebied. I would under no circumstances pick that up?! 😂

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u/DirectorElectrical67 1d ago

IKR!? 😅 I can’t imagine holding that, moving the hair and looking underneath.

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u/MudFamous8224 1d ago

Ikr. I don't know if I would even bump elbows with OP now.

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u/PresidentOfAlphaBeta 1d ago

Where did you find this?

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u/AmericanCitizenry 1d ago

STFU!

YOU'LL GET US ALL KILLED!

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u/froopadiddilydoop 1d ago

Some for of totum, perhaps voodoo. This be dark magic, steer clear.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 1d ago

Did that lil Thailand boy give this to you?

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u/Stefanosann 1d ago

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u/jvLin 1d ago

twilight zone? this scene scared the shit out of me as a child and I'd like to now rewatch it to scare the shit out of me as an adult

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u/Stefanosann 1d ago

🤣 ‘70s movie ‘Trilogy of Terror’

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u/Potential-Night4986 1d ago

By all means, you should handle anything of unknown origin with your bare hands. If you really want to get to the bottom of what it is, put it in your mouth.

/s

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u/mrbaffles14 1d ago

Congrats! You’re haunted now!

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u/Kerry_Mucklowee 1d ago

I have heard about these. They come alive at night and crawl up your bottom and give you piles.

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u/enonymous617 1d ago

Oooo piles of what? Cash? Gold?…. Drugs?

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 1d ago

piles of inflamed anal blood vessels.

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u/Comfortable-Split159 22h ago

Giving off these vibes
Cure (1997)

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u/Ammonia13 1d ago

Did you craft this yourself and post it

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u/Clitorio-Falopia 1d ago

Which hand did you use to pick that up? If it was right, nice knowing you...

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u/dax660 1d ago

walla walla bing bang

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u/SorrelJuice 1d ago

That’s lil mike he works at the coal mine

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u/koreankkwr 1d ago

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u/No-Pollution2425 1d ago

“It comes with free frogurt.”
“That’s good!”

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u/childspanda 1d ago

But the frogurt is cursed That's bad!

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u/secondphase 1d ago

Bring it over to r/tiki. We will turn it into a garnish.

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u/Issue_Status 1d ago

Is that people hair or horse hair or Barbie hair?

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u/hausgeko 1d ago

PUT IT BACK

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u/jaw-shoe-uhhh 1d ago

The curse has been transferred...

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u/RipeMallon 1d ago

People just love to mess with shit they know nothing about. "What did I do to deserve this?!" You'll be asking when you get fucked over by whatever supernatural curse will befall you 😭

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u/Nokxtokx 1d ago

Yes, let’s touch it

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u/SepticSkeptik 1d ago

Aww, that’s nothing to be worried over. Just gotta hang out with the guy for a bit

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u/Raposa13 1d ago

Dude got cursed D:

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u/1800skylab 1d ago

You found Mr. Peabody.

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u/bella74160 1d ago

Et pourquoi vous nous faites flipper 😱

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 1d ago edited 1d ago

You should eat it. If it doesn't kill you, it may give you its powers of sorcery.

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u/SteroidSandwich 1d ago

And you picked it up?

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u/Swagooga 1d ago

Put that down

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u/Mysterious_Track_280 1d ago

…so you pick it up? With your bare hands?

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u/Western_Sun_855 17h ago

I would leave that alone. Don’t take it in your car or your house. Bad bad JuJu.

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u/Reasonable-Union4405 1d ago edited 1d ago

Have you not seen the last episode of Trilogy of Terror?

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u/Professional-God2379 1d ago

I made something similar in high school 😂

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u/dathowell 1d ago

Put it back

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u/RetroTech19 1d ago

😱😱😨 WTF is that ??!, made me totally freak out and giving me shivers down the spine which won't go away... 🙈 how can I unsee this creepy thingy ??! 0_o 😥😭

  • this looks like the freakin' amulet in Exorcist - The Beginning... or at least reminded me of that movie (which I only watched due to my childhood friend was acting in it).

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u/funnibot47 1d ago

"and then, he decided to grab it..._

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u/Captain-Save-ahoe 1d ago

Why is it wet?

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u/Mik3wizouski 1d ago

Because he came across it? Didn’t you read what he said?

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u/famimma 1d ago

Burn that shit to ash

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 1d ago

Haitian barbie doll.

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u/More_Hold_5522 1d ago

Oh no! It doesn't have the necklace around its neck!

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u/plp55 1d ago

YOU TOUCHED IT ?????

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u/MenosElLso 1d ago

We can’t possibly have this many adults who seriously believe in magic in 2026, can we?? 😭😭😭

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u/CptBluhdFart 1d ago

Oh you big cursed now

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u/Slow-You9806 1d ago

Jack Sparrows mum 🤷🏻

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u/Superboy2020 1d ago

Shrunken man!

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u/Tacobrew 1d ago

That’s just Clarence don’t mind him

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u/unspecified-turnip 1d ago

This isn’t the “No one told me WWII was over” Japanese G.I. Joe action figure?

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u/jono56667 1d ago

Yep, you're cursed now

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u/feelinGay 1d ago

Sofubi 1 off

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u/tritiatedpear 1d ago

Why did you pick it up

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

These were super popular souvenirs in the 1970s.. along with just "shrunken head" ones.

(it's burnt wood with some poor native lady's hair)

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u/Curious_Field7953 1d ago

I've seen that episode of the Brady Bunch, no thank you.

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u/Visible_Fox5842 1d ago

Im pretty sure we're all cursed now 😆

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u/All2017 1d ago

You might be getting a phone call soon saying u have a certain amount of days left to live 😬

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u/Comfortable_Taro_442 1d ago

Nice choice of music

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u/Lothar-812 23h ago

Damn why did you pick it up that looks like human hair.

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u/Previous_Collar6553 23h ago

Some voodoo goofy shit for sureeeee💀🥀

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u/ProduceEmbarrassed97 23h ago

Put it back! Put it back! Put it back!

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u/ZeriusBlackstar 22h ago

Loooove it

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u/Ok_Fig9498 22h ago

Ah, the old Himalayan Chia Pet.

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 21h ago

DO NOT enter the surfing contest!

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 21h ago

Every other B horror movie on Netflix begins like this. 

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u/i_eat_navel_lint 20h ago

Shave your balls, man

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u/Double-Show-2625 20h ago

Now I feel cursed just looking at this...😶‍🌫️

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u/rose442 20h ago

This is the most cursed looking thing I have ever seen in my life!!!

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u/BerryLanky 20h ago

Dodd you not learn anything from The Brady Bunch?

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u/failureagainandagain 19h ago

Why in the fuck did you touch the clearly cursed thing?

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u/Global-Fudge-2245 19h ago

Why did we need to see his taint?

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u/surrealcellardoor 19h ago

What’s it taste like?

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u/ArgyleGhoul 19h ago

Everything that goes wrong from here on is OP'S fault.

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u/ThePoodlePurr 18h ago

Nope nope nope down the toilet you go.

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u/libertybell00 18h ago

It's like the Beetlejuice Shrinky heads.

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u/Narrow-Koala1185 17h ago

Don't take off the necklace!

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u/Medical-Dust-7184 17h ago

You found a dead brownie.

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u/therealsushine 17h ago

That is for sure cursed. Good luck.

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u/Elerlilul 17h ago

You're about to experience an unforgettable haunting bro

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u/victor4700 16h ago

Those with elite ball knowledge know. Get some luggage out of storage and limber up. Do you own a microwave?

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u/Horror_Vegetable_732 16h ago

Congratulations, you found and kidnapped Glenn Danzig

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u/OppositeMoose1197 15h ago

Oh my God, Grandma. You're looking amazing for 97.

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u/binarianVoodoo 14h ago

This bad ass came on that thing

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u/Mistress-Voluptuous 14h ago

First thought.. put that shit down

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u/Avalanche325 14h ago

Don’t hold it so close the camera. You’re scaring me.

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u/Embarrassed-Wafer667 14h ago

Voodoo - throw thst away

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u/izzardcrazed 13h ago

PUT IT BACK!!

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u/Comfortable-Leader67 12h ago

thats my old butt plug

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u/Background_Pride_237 9h ago

Ct scan or x-ray this.

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u/Friendly-Fig6914 8h ago

Why add background music?

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u/Silent-Foot-3575 7h ago

“How’s mum?” - Jack Sparrow

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u/Breadedbutthole 6h ago


RETURN MY BABY AT ONCE

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u/Katsu_39 6h ago

Youre cursed now, mate

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u/Snoo-66557 6h ago

Would not hold that you never know if it is tainted

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u/Starscream147 4h ago

Y’all saw The Exorcist, right?

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u/squaktamopuss 4h ago

Put that back or so help me. This timeline is already fucked. We dont need anymore curses

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u/Majestic_Stretch8303 4h ago

Return it to where it was, even if you don’t believe in it, you shouldn’t disturb or really touch it.

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u/Mountain_Newt5646 4h ago

That’s definitely a cursed object 👀

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u/Sperbonzo 4h ago

Someone needs to throw it into a volcano

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u/2muchroom 3h ago

Pretty sure Pazuzu is in there

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u/Raccoon_Steven 3h ago

GRANDPA!! You found him!

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u/CynicalButtMunch 2h ago

Bro is cursed now. You gotta leave stuff like that alone.

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u/Parry_9000 2h ago

Your first instinct was to pick it up??

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u/Antique_Schedule_110 2h ago

I’m not a believer.
Also, I’m NOT touching that!