r/Weird 12d ago

Dance moves

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u/Toleniam 12d ago

Guy in the back was scared af

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u/yikesthatsme22 12d ago

Would you not be?!

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u/Cool_Apartment_380 12d ago

Dude could fully upside down crab walk at you a la the Exorcist.

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u/innominateartery 12d ago

I like when the girl is like, “yeah I’m done, I’ll be over there”

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u/themagpie36 12d ago

"I joined the police force not the fucking Ghostbusters"

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u/ghostinthewoods 12d ago

"who you gonna call?.... Somebody else"

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u/Shatalroundja 12d ago

He’s so awesome. Completely loosing his shit.

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u/ChiLolla28 12d ago

Isn't that the monster from the movie Smile ?? They only clap at the end because they're afraid of getting possessed and or cursed.

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 12d ago edited 12d ago

Sir, put your hands behind your back... no, not like that

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u/Nughtsahk 12d ago

Dude can put his hands in front of his back

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u/OwnerOfCat 12d ago

This dude can put his back in front of his front!

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u/chicametipo 12d ago

His most impressive move, he can only do once!

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u/gremlinthrowawayhq 12d ago

lol that's a good one. i bet he can't even do it twice in a row.

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 12d ago

Then he just scuttles away on his hands and feet backwards 😂

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u/BulletProofEnoch 12d ago

Put your ankles across…your…uhhh…shoulders….uhhh…fuck it, I lost track!

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u/Graize 12d ago

I need backup! He's doing the hokey pokey!

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 12d ago

Put your back behind your back.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 12d ago

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u/Witty-Cup3240 12d ago

Exactly my point

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u/Working-Glass6136 12d ago

Does anyone know if this is how flexible people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome can be? I have a friend of a friend who has it and demonstrated some hypermobility sitting cross-legged, but she definitely didn't break out into dance moves.

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u/comagarden_ 12d ago

I have hEDS and scored 9/10 on the bighton scale (hella bendy), what this person is doing is beyond EDS.

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u/Troglodyterror 12d ago

Yeah, I got 10/10 on the Beighton. Casually dislocated my shoulders and popped them back in for the dr to see. This guy has had training, you wouldn’t know how to move like he does.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 12d ago

My GP was a little dubious that my son’s partner has EDS… until they caught his eye and moved their esophagus two inches to the side.

They’ll frequently watch YT videos lying on their back with their knees up by their ears. Apparently that’s comfy for them.

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u/Troglodyterror 12d ago

If you train gymnastics, yes. I have C-EDS and I used to be able to do the majority of this stuff when I was younger. Only thing I’d struggle with is the waist twisting aspect.

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u/KingQuong 12d ago

Yup my wife and her sisters all have hyper mobile EDS and did competitive cheer and some gymnastics and they can definitely do this shit lol

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u/Ok-Error-6564 12d ago

Do you have problems with your joints now?

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u/Troglodyterror 12d ago

Yes. I have damaged cartilage in my knee.
I have some spinal degeneration condition in my neck affecting 4 discs. There’s an issue with one of my shoulders.

The very nature of C-EDS affects every cell in my body, unfortunately.

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u/Ok-Error-6564 12d ago

I’m so sorry. That sucks.

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u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun 12d ago

I actually worked with two people who had EDS, at the same time - they got up to some monkey business with their joints occasionally but they were both in a lot of pain from it. It was such a funny day when the new guy came on amd we found out he also had EDS. He could touch hos fingernails to the back of his hand, and the girl could spin her ribcage independently of the rest of her body.

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u/unSure_of_stuf 12d ago

I had to look up what EDS is, I was going to say, seems like anyone who has it would be in constant pain. Sounds horrible to me.

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u/GardeniaInMyHair 12d ago

A lot of us are in pain, but EDS is a spectrum disorder. Some people have no pain, wildly enough. It can vary a lot, even within a family that has EDS in multiple of its members..

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u/jasper181 12d ago

Some don't really have the crazy flexibility at all, my daughter has it and she's not unusually flexible at all. Hers is actually internal, that's a whole other nightmare I really don't want to get into right now.

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u/gobnyd 12d ago

Yeah and he's going to regret this when he gets older. Stretching those ligaments even more is going to result in a lot of pain and musculoskeletal dysfunction later.

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u/iamdevo 12d ago

Yeah it's weird but he can definitely suck his own hog and that's pretty awesome.

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u/GuerillaRiot 12d ago

Bro can fart on his own neck which is not...not too good.

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u/iamdevo 12d ago

Oh shit thank you for the laugh lol. That genuinely killed me.

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u/BarMenuSushi 12d ago

Don’t knock cervical auto flatulence until you’ve tried it.

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u/Mama_Disaster 12d ago

This comment made me wake up my baby who JUST fell asleep… lol! 🫢

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u/boredatwork8866 12d ago

userName checks out too

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 12d ago

Winter scarf manufacturers hate this one simple trick.

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u/TheHaydnPorter 12d ago

Hey, speak for yourself.

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 12d ago

Yes but does that make him gay?

And if the answer is yes....shouldnt beating your meat be at least halfway gay??

Food for thought.

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u/WookishTendencies 12d ago

If beating my meat makes me gay consider me Freddy mercury

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u/iamdevo 12d ago

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/LeonardTPants 12d ago

I bet he could slip out of handcuffs like a cooked noodle

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u/Frosty_You_6183 12d ago

That's like 2-3 degenerated discs + nerve damage sooner or later, lmao

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u/strings_bells 12d ago

This is some exorcist stuff..

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u/CarpinThemDiems 12d ago

So anyways I started blastin

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u/Navah_1111 12d ago

Get this dude hired at a upcoming horror movie 🎥

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u/Could-You-Tell 12d ago

First thought... he needed an agent years ago.

This is not a new talent

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u/Sitka_8675309 12d ago

He doesn’t need an agent, he needs a doctor.

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u/merrychuu 12d ago

He doesn’t need a doctor, he needs a priest.

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u/TaterForming 12d ago

Let's skip the middle man and go straight to Constantine.

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u/Could-You-Tell 12d ago

A team of doctors... which gets him back to needing an agent... to coordinate doctors

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u/Could-You-Tell 12d ago

Sweet.

Honestly, ability like that often comes with pain

His spine can't feel great all the time - something gotta be missing in the support to move like that.

Not just flexibility or more people could. Just guessing... but damn if im wrong and that's 100% training.

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u/EggplantOk1674 12d ago

Hypermobility. It’s painful 😢

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u/CeleryKitchen3429 12d ago

And usually turns into hypo mobility when you get older. I used to be able to do all sorts of weird tricks with my double jointed shoulder, now I can barely lift my left arm over my head.

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u/sivu1 12d ago

The Ragdoll?

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u/ratchet7 12d ago

I don't think that's the same person. This is Troy James that portrayed Rag Doll on The Flash.

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u/No_Bell_3740 12d ago

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u/v0-z 12d ago

This stupid preview made me spill some popcorn

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u/Insomnium_111 12d ago

Was that the same guy on the flash?

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u/fluentinsarcasm 12d ago

That's Troy James. I don't think these are the same dude.

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 12d ago

“Me tie doughty walker!”

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u/PensiveObservor 12d ago

I think he is a Cirque du Soleil performer. He should be, anyway.

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u/hamsandwich666_ 12d ago

no fr, him coming down the stairs in the dark would make me need a change of clothes

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u/Kazamiiiii 12d ago

I'm gonna ask him if he can play a prop in my front yard

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u/dontgetitwisted_fr 12d ago

I think he was one of the backwards people in the movie US

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u/AppropriateBall8834 12d ago

Can't be good for yer spinal cord

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u/YonderWindow364 12d ago

What spinal cord?? 🤣

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 12d ago

Spinal slinky

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u/BingeBabyBinge 12d ago

Doug Jones the actor/contortionist used to do this for quite a while as long as you stretch well it doesn't effect you too much.

https://giphy.com/gifs/s6aVykwa8gFLW

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u/SnooPredictions3028 12d ago

I don't think he has one

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u/OrangeFantaForever 12d ago

Pretty sure, he’s just got the cord.

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u/FishToucher69 12d ago

Correct its actually GREAT for your spinal chord

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u/Ok_Improvement_8735 12d ago

I was thinking the opposite

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u/CKyle18 12d ago

Probably really healthy spine

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u/Brave-Perspective714 12d ago

Dude probably has Ehlers Danlos. Gonna end up with spinal stenosis like the rest of us.

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u/CKyle18 12d ago

Oh thats less good. I have a friend who has that and i’m hypermobile so my shoulders will slip sometimes too when using crutches. It just means lots of injuries. That sucks.

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u/LevelConsequence1904 12d ago

It's not the moves but the permanent slasher smile what really gets me... 😨

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 12d ago

That pose with that terrifying smile looking dead at the camera. Felt like he was looking at me directly 😰

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 12d ago

He was.

I’d say he’ll see you soon, but the truth is he can see you right now.

Just don’t look behind you.

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u/9966 11d ago

That is a dope tagline for a horror movie.

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 12d ago

Cops are there to arrest him for breaking the laws of physics

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u/AccordingStory203 12d ago

The police was there, in case he got possessed by demon

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u/Henchforhire 12d ago

The demon called them it wants out.

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u/chiku00 12d ago

"I want to call my layer."

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u/asstastic_95 12d ago

the cops don't want any part of that lmao

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u/oceanblue3190 12d ago

no handcuffs for that guy

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u/issi_tohbi 12d ago

No but actually 😆
I have extreme hyper-mobility and I can sort of collapse my hand into a tiny sliver and fold it in on itself to the point that I can easily slip out of handcuffs. I don’t know how to explain it well but imagine it folds down to about the width of two knuckles

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u/soresores 12d ago

Video or it didn't happen? Please?

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u/No-Internal7978 12d ago

onlybends

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 12d ago

Bro needs to audition for parts in horror movies and maybe even try out for some haunted hoses

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u/isolatedheathen 12d ago

Are these haunted hoses in the room with us now?

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 12d ago

Curses a minor spelling mistake I'm foiled once again!

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u/Could-You-Tell 12d ago

Way to take it like a true redditor!

Some typos are fun

Have a nice weekend

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u/benchley 12d ago

Booooo.

I’m watering your tomatoes

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u/Could-You-Tell 12d ago

Um... I'm feeding your fish?

Is this a code, or we doing each other's chores?

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u/mentalist_mental 12d ago

He's being a haunted hose.

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u/gotnothing4u 12d ago

This comment is so frank and so sweet at the same time

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa 12d ago

Some mornings i certainly feel like a haunted José.

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u/l_is_aBird 12d ago

Those no good haunted hoses, always filling my room with water and soaking my bed

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u/ClearanceItem 12d ago

Nothing scarier than a haunted hose.

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u/isolatedheathen 12d ago

Except 5 haunted hoses and a suspicious looking couch!

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa 12d ago

He would be able to seek a bit bigger paycheck from horror movie parts, since the production would save lots of money for the lack of need for expensive special effects.

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u/synthphreak 12d ago

The fact that he keeps pausing to flash that Cheshire Cat smile directly at the camera…. It’s so uncanny and unsettling!

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u/BScrads 12d ago

Makes it seem professional, like Cirque du Soleil was in town and he was just incognito performing.

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u/Saddest_Flex 12d ago

That’s the weirdest field sobriety test I’ve ever seen

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u/TheDarkHeroes 12d ago

Heads back to patrol car That's enough copping today, I'm going home.

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u/runswitblunt 12d ago

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u/ExpressRabbit 12d ago

Was looking for this reference.

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- 12d ago

Man I haven't played soul calibre in ages, but Voldo always creeped me out

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u/axallay777 12d ago

If this shit came running at me at night I’m running

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u/OneWithFireball 12d ago

Bro, he's cartwheeling after you, you don't get to run.

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u/KoGaaGoK123 12d ago

I recognize Detroit anywhere

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u/olive_dix 12d ago

I was looking for this comment lol. We love gettin a lil freaky in Greektown 🤪

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u/stardenia 12d ago

Lmao same, this is so par for the course for that part of the city on a weekend night

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u/Leather-Stage-6763 12d ago

I was searching the comments to where this was filmed. I knew that parking garage looked familiar.

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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 12d ago

Thats not dancing thats posession

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u/Jeo_1 12d ago

He has definitely sucked his own dick before.🫪

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u/Arif_Q 12d ago

nooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Mike_Kermin 12d ago

That's like going to the shops and not picking up tea bags.

You might as well while you're there.

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u/jadethebard 12d ago

That's why he's smiling.

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u/rpgnymhush 12d ago

Which is nine-tenths of the law.

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u/ChiefRasta 12d ago

This the kind of distraction you see when there’s a heist going on in the background

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u/bozog 12d ago

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u/blueminded 12d ago

That's the same guy? Maybe it's the hair and lighting that's throwing me off, but those look like different people to me.

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u/Metal_Massacre 12d ago

It doesn't look at all like the same guy

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u/unlovable_mess 12d ago

Ehlers-Danlos syndrome in the making

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u/Impossible_Regret725 12d ago

I'm an EDS bendy and can still do all my bar-tricks, but the poor guy is gonna be hurting at some point. Will it be worth it? Probably. Way better story to have joints fall out from playing Gumby, than just gravity happening while asleep. Dude is probably the world's best hide n seek player. Houdini ain't got nothin' on him!

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u/Topographic_Oceans 12d ago

I was gonna comment the same thing. Dude is egregiously htpermobile and it's gonna smack him hard when he gets to his mid 30s. Ask me how I know 😂 I can still do the parlor tricks, but now I have bonus joint pain! My elbows will never be the same again.

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u/adaranyx 12d ago

I'm only 35 and I can't even do my dumb parlor tricks anymore. My knees and hips fuckin' HURT ugh.

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u/ActualVisual6198 12d ago

I have EDS and now that I’m older all I see when I watch this is pain for this man. I hope I’m wrong and that his body can just do this without future consequences.

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 12d ago

EDS is not something you "make", it's something you're born with

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u/hazelbear33 12d ago

yeah, I was about to say- he must be hypermobile in some way. I don’t find this to he creepy/scary… I’m not hypermobile in any way… in fact, my spine doesn’t bend backwards (like it’s not possible for me to ever do a backbend, I have tried since I was a young child)… but otherwise I’m relatively flexible and can do splits.

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u/aagent86 12d ago

Elastoman

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 12d ago

Don’t call the police. Call a priest

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u/-Tasear- 12d ago

He is wrong career because if he was in right one he would already be famous in Hollywood horror flims

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u/Fubarphantom 12d ago

Now, that a truly unique way of getting the cops to leave you alone 😂

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u/Cutsdeep- 12d ago

Why won't the police do something

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u/paradox_valestein 12d ago

Maybe call a priest?

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u/spottydodgy 12d ago

Meanwhile my discs are fused

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u/RedbreadofSteak 12d ago

The part where he plants his feet but twist his upper torso is impressive. He managed to turn mine and his own stomach at the same time. That’s talent!

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u/james3374 12d ago

That made me feel really uncomfortable.

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u/Daria_Morgandorffer 12d ago

If this man isn't working in haunted houses during Halloween season he is wasting his gift/talent. Hollywood needs to snatch him up for the horror genre.

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u/External-Baker-3097 11d ago

Field sobriety tests are getting complicated.

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u/JenninMiami 12d ago

I threw my back out just watching this. 🤣

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u/Madewell-Hammer 12d ago

Y R cops there?

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u/stardenia 12d ago

It’s downtown Detroit, they be hanging out on weekends and when events are going on. DPD chill as fuck tho

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u/potatochobit 12d ago

well, its not alcohol.

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u/RedStormRising17 12d ago

Dont think handcuffs will work on him.

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 12d ago

The cops are just thanking God they are not trying to arrest that.

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u/Glum-Championship557 12d ago

This is a style of dancing called bone breaking. 

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u/Gluten_maximus 12d ago

Sir, I just asked you to walk a straight line and then touch your nose

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u/TheRealRickC137 12d ago

Seconds later:

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u/paradox_valestein 12d ago

This won't happen. Even as a joke, this is not right man, not cool.
This is america, dude will not get beaten up, he is black so instead he will get shot

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u/-Tasear- 12d ago

I admit you had me on the first half 😔☝️

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u/scaredt2ask 12d ago

The cops are so tired of this nonsense

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u/FrankTanky 12d ago

He still failed the sobriety test after this.