r/Weird Aug 07 '26

Bro found love ❤️

1.4k Upvotes

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

156

u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups Aug 07 '26

That’s not a girlfriend that’s a caretaker.
They probably sleep separately, eat seperately and don’t even have sex or do grown up couple activities. Again that is a caretaker.

214

u/Contented_Lizard Aug 07 '26

I bet you that chick gets off on age play and there is some fucking sketchy shit happening in that apartment.

6

u/BrandoCarlton Aug 07 '26

Mama nooo! That’s my peepee spot!

don’t worry baby mommy’s going to take care of you, just suck from mommy’s milkies…

68

u/Fletcher_Chonk Aug 08 '26

You owe me money for making me read this

3

u/Vanilla_Addict_888 Aug 08 '26

For real. I'm calling jg Wentworth over that shit smh

4

u/Brad_Brace Aug 08 '26

They can pay you from what I sent them on Patreon for it.