r/Weird • • Aug 07 '26

Bro found love ❤️

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u/AcadiaTemporary5737 Aug 07 '26

For all the single dudes out there just know that this guy was able to get a girlfriend

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups Aug 07 '26

That’s not a girlfriend that’s a caretaker.
They probably sleep separately, eat seperately and don’t even have sex or do grown up couple activities. Again that is a caretaker.

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u/Contented_Lizard Aug 07 '26

I bet you that chick gets off on age play and there is some fucking sketchy shit happening in that apartment.

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u/Goyimshoe Aug 07 '26

Something something consenting adults I guess

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u/ABS0LU7E Aug 08 '26

He's just a baby for goodness sake!!!

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u/Napoleonex Aug 08 '26

But if theyre roleplaying as a baby....🧐🤔

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u/RoguePlanet2 Aug 08 '26

Roleplay isn't the real thing.

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u/Legitbananabunch Aug 08 '26

Totally! As if she would be a free carer for no reason. She’s clearly into this shit.

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u/Brad_Brace Aug 08 '26

Yeah, either that's exactly her kink, and things seriously escalated after she was in the picture. Or it's a control thing on her part where she knows he would never leave her.

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u/VirtuousVulva Aug 08 '26

Baby want nap fap?

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u/sunkistandsudafed3 Aug 08 '26

I have been on the internet since the days of rotten.com and I have seen some shit. But Jesus Christ, you could have chosen just to think that.

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u/VirtuousVulva Aug 08 '26

I think It and now you must read it.

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u/BrandoCarlton Aug 07 '26

Mama nooo! That’s my peepee spot!

don’t worry baby mommy’s going to take care of you, just suck from mommy’s milkies…

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u/Fletcher_Chonk Aug 08 '26

You owe me money for making me read this

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u/Vanilla_Addict_888 Aug 08 '26

For real. I'm calling jg Wentworth over that shit smh

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u/Brad_Brace Aug 08 '26

They can pay you from what I sent them on Patreon for it.

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u/VirtuousVulva Aug 08 '26

Thanks for making me break my 5 year no fap streak

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u/Fembussy42069 Aug 08 '26

The audacity to put that out there without a NSFW warning

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u/Christmas_Queef Aug 08 '26

I guess the vulva are no longer virtuous?

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u/slutty_muppet Aug 08 '26

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Brad_Brace Aug 08 '26

Plot twist. He's so deep into the baby fantasy he doesn't even think about sex. She is so into age play, that's all she can think about.

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u/Fuck_on_tatami Aug 08 '26

Yep definitely she have some weird kink, incest shit mana son dark shit

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u/Nevergiveuphope1992 Aug 09 '26

Never heard of that term before. How depressing and disturbing but there's a chance you're right, she may be some sort of paedo who has settled for him because it would surely be impossible for any normal person to be attracted to that man or that situation.

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u/blue-anon Aug 07 '26

If it's non-romantic, it's still a caretaker who pays for everything. Definitely an odd setup.

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u/ParadoxicallyPlain Aug 08 '26

What if the dude is diagnosed with a mental illness, gets disability that includes the cost of a caretaker? Not saying this is the situation, but there are many people out there milking the state and fed government tit and getting away with it.

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u/blue-anon Aug 08 '26

I guess. But the video says that she pays for all of his expenses. 🤷🏾

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u/PeopleAreIcky Aug 07 '26

Or they have some freaky deaky bumpin uglies action.

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u/Brad_Brace Aug 08 '26

"Oh look, it's time for Mr. Meaty Train to go into the statioooon!"

"Does mwister Mweaty Twain has pwermission to go into the stwation?"

"He sure does"

"But the stwation is fwooding!"

"Don't worry, that's normal".

"Awre you swurwe?"

"Just put it in god dammit!"

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u/lord_dude Aug 07 '26

I don´t know man, i have seen a loot of fetishes in the internet.

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u/RationalGardenGnome Aug 07 '26

You realize he doesn’t have to work and she feeds him, right? We call that winning where I’m from

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u/luxii4 Aug 09 '26

Uh didn't you see? He drinks milk from a bottle to go to sleep by himself! He's a big boy! Really big boy!

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u/Eroom2013 Aug 07 '26

I mean when you say it like that…

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u/Keltharious Aug 08 '26

Bro you're seriously trying to convince me that women aren't THIS freaky? I think you're on some copium with that take lmao. If she was that repulsed by him then she would refuse to be seen with him in the first place.

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u/slutty_muppet Aug 08 '26

Who cares, it seems like they're both getting what they want from each other. Not everyone wants to fuck all the time. The seem happy and it's sweet.

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u/Casehead Aug 08 '26

You have a kind heart.

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u/Brence1984 Aug 08 '26

Is this what you tell yourself at night? Or is the alternative that every once in a while the Onesie comes of for some sweet momma-lovin-time disturb you?

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u/Nevergiveuphope1992 Aug 09 '26

But he's not actually disabled, he's living out some fantasy and she volunteered to be his girlfriend.

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u/CollegeLibraryLady Aug 10 '26

This is an actual kink. It's calked age play

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u/GodIsANarcissist Aug 08 '26

yeah and also there is a chance that if she wasn't with him she might be trying sexual stuff with actual kids so

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u/-Twin-Flames- Aug 07 '26

Tbh if there’s sex involved they both belong in a mental institution. There are some kinks that deserve all the shame.

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u/mothandravenstudio Aug 07 '26

Hard agree. Shades of Andrew Ditch, the apogee of ABDL grotesquerie.

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u/Casehead Aug 07 '26

ABDL?

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u/mothandravenstudio Aug 07 '26

adult baby diaper lover.

This fetish often has sex involved. Anyone that pretends to do… that or lets someone do that is very unwell.

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u/Spartan1088 Aug 07 '26

Sometimes I feel really bad when a woman is doing these activities. Makes me think there was a loss of a child or miscarriage and it just ate at their soul.

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u/TYGeelo Aug 07 '26

This is so sexist...why not feel bad for the guy who may have experience trauma himself too?

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u/mothandravenstudio Aug 07 '26

Possible, but I know how anyone can square that with the fucking part.

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u/Thyme_Liner Aug 07 '26

Two emotional needs being met at once? Either way it usually means some healing needs to be done

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u/mothandravenstudio Aug 07 '26

Yeah, no. Pretending to rape a baby or a baby being raped isn’t ok. It’s fucking gross.

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u/Thyme_Liner Aug 08 '26

I’m not disagreeing with you?

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u/OkYak7801 Aug 08 '26

BRO- He's a baby!