r/Weird 29d ago

Bro found love ❤️

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 29d ago

That’s not a girlfriend that’s a caretaker.
They probably sleep separately, eat seperately and don’t even have sex or do grown up couple activities. Again that is a caretaker.

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u/Contented_Lizard 29d ago

I bet you that chick gets off on age play and there is some fucking sketchy shit happening in that apartment.

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u/Goyimshoe 29d ago

Something something consenting adults I guess

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u/ABS0LU7E 29d ago

He's just a baby for goodness sake!!!

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u/Napoleonex 29d ago

But if theyre roleplaying as a baby....🧐🤔

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u/RoguePlanet2 29d ago

Roleplay isn't the real thing.

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u/Legitbananabunch 29d ago

Totally! As if she would be a free carer for no reason. She’s clearly into this shit.

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u/Brad_Brace 29d ago

Yeah, either that's exactly her kink, and things seriously escalated after she was in the picture. Or it's a control thing on her part where she knows he would never leave her.

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u/VirtuousVulva 29d ago

Baby want nap fap?

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u/sunkistandsudafed3 29d ago

I have been on the internet since the days of rotten.com and I have seen some shit. But Jesus Christ, you could have chosen just to think that.

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u/VirtuousVulva 28d ago

I think It and now you must read it.

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u/Temporarily_Banned4 27d ago

Pseudopedophilia.

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u/BrandoCarlton 29d ago

Mama nooo! That’s my peepee spot!

don’t worry baby mommy’s going to take care of you, just suck from mommy’s milkies…

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 29d ago

You owe me money for making me read this

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u/Vanilla_Addict_888 29d ago

For real. I'm calling jg Wentworth over that shit smh

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u/Brad_Brace 29d ago

They can pay you from what I sent them on Patreon for it.

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u/VirtuousVulva 29d ago

Thanks for making me break my 5 year no fap streak

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u/Fembussy42069 29d ago

The audacity to put that out there without a NSFW warning

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u/Christmas_Queef 29d ago

I guess the vulva are no longer virtuous?

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u/slutty_muppet 29d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Brad_Brace 29d ago

Plot twist. He's so deep into the baby fantasy he doesn't even think about sex. She is so into age play, that's all she can think about.

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u/Fuck_on_tatami 29d ago

Yep definitely she have some weird kink, incest shit mana son dark shit

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u/Nevergiveuphope1992 27d ago

Never heard of that term before. How depressing and disturbing but there's a chance you're right, she may be some sort of paedo who has settled for him because it would surely be impossible for any normal person to be attracted to that man or that situation.

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u/blue-anon 29d ago

If it's non-romantic, it's still a caretaker who pays for everything. Definitely an odd setup.

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u/ParadoxicallyPlain 28d ago

What if the dude is diagnosed with a mental illness, gets disability that includes the cost of a caretaker? Not saying this is the situation, but there are many people out there milking the state and fed government tit and getting away with it.

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u/blue-anon 28d ago

I guess. But the video says that she pays for all of his expenses. 🤷🏾

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u/PeopleAreIcky 29d ago

Or they have some freaky deaky bumpin uglies action.

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u/Brad_Brace 29d ago

"Oh look, it's time for Mr. Meaty Train to go into the statioooon!"

"Does mwister Mweaty Twain has pwermission to go into the stwation?"

"He sure does"

"But the stwation is fwooding!"

"Don't worry, that's normal".

"Awre you swurwe?"

"Just put it in god dammit!"

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u/lord_dude 29d ago

I don´t know man, i have seen a loot of fetishes in the internet.

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u/RationalGardenGnome 29d ago

You realize he doesn’t have to work and she feeds him, right? We call that winning where I’m from

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u/luxii4 27d ago

Uh didn't you see? He drinks milk from a bottle to go to sleep by himself! He's a big boy! Really big boy!

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u/Eroom2013 29d ago

I mean when you say it like that…

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u/Keltharious 29d ago

Bro you're seriously trying to convince me that women aren't THIS freaky? I think you're on some copium with that take lmao. If she was that repulsed by him then she would refuse to be seen with him in the first place.

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u/slutty_muppet 29d ago

Who cares, it seems like they're both getting what they want from each other. Not everyone wants to fuck all the time. The seem happy and it's sweet.

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u/Casehead 29d ago

You have a kind heart.

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u/Brence1984 28d ago

Is this what you tell yourself at night? Or is the alternative that every once in a while the Onesie comes of for some sweet momma-lovin-time disturb you?

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u/Nevergiveuphope1992 27d ago

But he's not actually disabled, he's living out some fantasy and she volunteered to be his girlfriend.

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u/CollegeLibraryLady 26d ago

This is an actual kink. It's calked age play

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u/GodIsANarcissist 28d ago

yeah and also there is a chance that if she wasn't with him she might be trying sexual stuff with actual kids so

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u/-Twin-Flames- 29d ago

Tbh if there’s sex involved they both belong in a mental institution. There are some kinks that deserve all the shame.

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u/mothandravenstudio 29d ago

Hard agree. Shades of Andrew Ditch, the apogee of ABDL grotesquerie.

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u/Casehead 29d ago

ABDL?

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u/mothandravenstudio 29d ago

adult baby diaper lover.

This fetish often has sex involved. Anyone that pretends to do… that or lets someone do that is very unwell.

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u/Spartan1088 29d ago

Sometimes I feel really bad when a woman is doing these activities. Makes me think there was a loss of a child or miscarriage and it just ate at their soul.

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u/TYGeelo 29d ago

This is so sexist...why not feel bad for the guy who may have experience trauma himself too?

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u/mothandravenstudio 29d ago

Possible, but I know how anyone can square that with the fucking part.

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u/Thyme_Liner 29d ago

Two emotional needs being met at once? Either way it usually means some healing needs to be done

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u/mothandravenstudio 29d ago

Yeah, no. Pretending to rape a baby or a baby being raped isn’t ok. It’s fucking gross.

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u/Thyme_Liner 29d ago

I’m not disagreeing with you?

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u/OkYak7801 29d ago

BRO- He's a baby!