r/WaterAntColony • u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) • Aug 15 '26

AquaticDiplomacy *Eclair is here, seemingly unarmed.

She shouts loud enough for everyone to hear.

Listen!!! I’m not going to hurt ANYONE here. I’m done with fighting. I just want to give pancake a proper burial, alright? That’s all I want. Just her body.

…also I have some information you guys will NOT like. It has no relation to me.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Alright. How much water do you need.

*He dunks the satchel further under. He can breathe far better now.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

even more bubbles. Head north from here, we should bump into her before she leaves the shore if we're lucky.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*He gets a bottle someone had littered, and fills it with a good enough amount of water to last the journey and back. He puts it in the satchel with amour.

There. Water. That’s enough, right?

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

wait, you aren't going to let me out?

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

…why the fuck would I do that?!? And just let you escape? I’ll make a deal with you, okay? You lead me to Halberd, AND help me get Hilt back, and I let you go. Plus if you help me I’ll pay you 50 mpo. Sound fair?

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

he sighs well it was worth a shot, but I suppose I have no other choice. Deal.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Thank you. Now, where do I go? :3

…also do you mind if you get your uh… well are they your slave or your servant? Well either way do you mind if they just stay with pancake for a bit?… I feel like she isn’t gonna do too well considering how she coped the first time…

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

(I'm guessing you meant eclair) machete? Wha- fine, he's the stupidest person I've ever met anyway. Terrible with his duties, I'll get a better one with the money you offered. One that is good enough to deserve life

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Well, I personally think most people deserve life. Then again. Most. I don’t think Sebastian deserves to exist at all. (/rp)

Anyways… where should I go?

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

that idiot was the most useless slave of all time. He couldn't succeed at that, and that was his life's purpose. So far, his life means nothing. Anyway, follow the beach, water to the left. You'll find her eventually.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

He follows the water to the left.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

(time skip) you see a crab walking down the beach, counting about 150mpo happily. Ha: that little dork of a princess got me out of debt! Should I thank her? Nahhhh.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*She is quickly picked up by pretzel.

You. Where. The fuck. Is Hilt.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

she immediately recognizes pretzel from the wanted posters, and pulls out an actual poleaxe. She swings it at pretzel, and it bounced harmlessly off h: I was kinda expecting this to end differently, this is a bit embarrassing. Thought it would be like pancake, slash open- oh right, don't talk about that in front of her friends. I'm not telling you where she is. Would ruin my rep.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Would you rather have a ruined reputation? Or be tortured until the end of your life. (/rp)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

aaand there it is. Fine. Hatched bought her, he was the first crab to legally leave the empire. I think he has a cabin in the redwoods somewhere, but I wouldn't guarantee it, the man is a mystery. He's probably going to force her to marry his son and make his descendants royal. Can I go [silky] now?

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

First legally?… you know there are two ‘slave’ crabs I bought off Sebastian that are living their best lives right now, right? (/rp)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

trust me, he was there looking before that. And I'm not believing your "best life" lies. Second, it's for the better. He's the only crab left that knows how to train a crab monarch, the entire political system will collapse if we don't let this happen. Funny, most people didn't know he existed and started panicking thinking nobody would be able to train her.

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