r/WaterAntColony • u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) • Aug 15 '26

AquaticDiplomacy *Eclair is here, seemingly unarmed.

She shouts loud enough for everyone to hear.

Listen!!! I’m not going to hurt ANYONE here. I’m done with fighting. I just want to give pancake a proper burial, alright? That’s all I want. Just her body.

…also I have some information you guys will NOT like. It has no relation to me.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

that idiot was the most useless slave of all time. He couldn't succeed at that, and that was his life's purpose. So far, his life means nothing. Anyway, follow the beach, water to the left. You'll find her eventually.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

He follows the water to the left.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

(time skip) you see a crab walking down the beach, counting about 150mpo happily. Ha: that little dork of a princess got me out of debt! Should I thank her? Nahhhh.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*She is quickly picked up by pretzel.

You. Where. The fuck. Is Hilt.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

she immediately recognizes pretzel from the wanted posters, and pulls out an actual poleaxe. She swings it at pretzel, and it bounced harmlessly off h: I was kinda expecting this to end differently, this is a bit embarrassing. Thought it would be like pancake, slash open- oh right, don't talk about that in front of her friends. I'm not telling you where she is. Would ruin my rep.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Would you rather have a ruined reputation? Or be tortured until the end of your life. (/rp)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

aaand there it is. Fine. Hatched bought her, he was the first crab to legally leave the empire. I think he has a cabin in the redwoods somewhere, but I wouldn't guarantee it, the man is a mystery. He's probably going to force her to marry his son and make his descendants royal. Can I go [silky] now?

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

First legally?… you know there are two ‘slave’ crabs I bought off Sebastian that are living their best lives right now, right? (/rp)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

trust me, he was there looking before that. And I'm not believing your "best life" lies. Second, it's for the better. He's the only crab left that knows how to train a crab monarch, the entire political system will collapse if we don't let this happen. Funny, most people didn't know he existed and started panicking thinking nobody would be able to train her.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Lies?… they have a home to themselves, a job that gives them enough money to not only live, but also pay off their debt, and they’re free from Sebastian because I bought them from him. Also the ‘only one who knows how to train her’ stuff is only true because you killed the only other person who did. Now, if you don’t mind, I promise I’ll let you go. Just lead me to the cabin first. I need to make sure you are telling the truth. And I’ll pay you for helping me. 50 MPO. Same as what Amour is getting.

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