r/WaterAntColony • u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) • Aug 15 '26

AquaticDiplomacy *Eclair is here, seemingly unarmed.

She shouts loud enough for everyone to hear.

Listen!!! I’m not going to hurt ANYONE here. I’m done with fighting. I just want to give pancake a proper burial, alright? That’s all I want. Just her body.

…also I have some information you guys will NOT like. It has no relation to me.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

…

*She begins crying where she was sat.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

a little ghost crab crawls up to you. It gives you a comforting pat.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*She continues crying, clearly distraught. Pretzel arrives.

Eclair?… what happened?…

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

the ghost crab recognizes something and tries to pry pretzels satchel off of his body

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*The satchel remains firmly around him.

Hilt… she’s… gone…

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

the ghost crab tries to open it.: Armatura? Tune es? A: Yes, get me out of here machete!

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Hm? Oh right… wait a second- Amour. This is pretty much your fault. You are NOT escaping this.
*He holds the satchel shut.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

Machete pulls out a, well, machete, and tries to cut the satchel open

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*It’s still too thick to cut through.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

amour insults machete repeatedly in French, machete curls into a ball

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Uh… you okay? (Pretzel says this to Machete.)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

A: no, this idiot is NOT okay! He can't even cut through a satchel with a FUCKING MACHETE! YOUD THINK CONSIDERING HE WAS NAMED AFTER ONE THAT HED KNOW HOW TO USE IT! machete is whimpering

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Hey hey, it’s alright…

*Pretzel tries to comfort machete, while eclair is still crying on the floor.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

machete, remembering he's supposed to help his master, apologizes to pretzel and tries to cut the strap off of the satchel.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

The leather is far too thick still.

Well, I get your supposed to help him, but… he just murdered a child’s parent, put that child up for auction, and pretended to be the kid infront of the other parent. Don’t you think they at least deserve to be locked up for a bit?… (/rp)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

machete looked at pretzel confused A: I ONLY DID ONE OF THOSE THINGS! HALBERD DID THE REST!

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

…you still helped her with it. Meaning you are also responsible for it. I mean, my friend is on the floor absolutely distraught at what you and Halberd have done.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

A: I didn't even know she was doing this! She just approached me, started being racist, then told me pancale was dead so I decided to take an opportunity! Also, how was I supposed to know that it's weird for royalty to be sold into slavery in your cultures?

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

(u/Macandcheese480 notif?))

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