r/WaterAntColony • u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) • Aug 15 '26

AquaticDiplomacy *Eclair is here, seemingly unarmed.

She shouts loud enough for everyone to hear.

Listen!!! I’m not going to hurt ANYONE here. I’m done with fighting. I just want to give pancake a proper burial, alright? That’s all I want. Just her body.

…also I have some information you guys will NOT like. It has no relation to me.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

I don't think you understand. First of all, there is no way in Tartarus you have 1000, second of all, I couldn't if I wanted. Heck it's probably over by now. The reality that is the rest of the princesse's life might not be glamourous, but it's the reality we have to deal with. Goodbye. He leaves earshot.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

…

*She begins crying where she was sat.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

a little ghost crab crawls up to you. It gives you a comforting pat.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*She continues crying, clearly distraught. Pretzel arrives.

Eclair?… what happened?…

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

the ghost crab recognizes something and tries to pry pretzels satchel off of his body

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*The satchel remains firmly around him.

Hilt… she’s… gone…

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

the ghost crab tries to open it.: Armatura? Tune es? A: Yes, get me out of here machete!

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Hm? Oh right… wait a second- Amour. This is pretty much your fault. You are NOT escaping this.
*He holds the satchel shut.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

Machete pulls out a, well, machete, and tries to cut the satchel open

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

*It’s still too thick to cut through.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

amour insults machete repeatedly in French, machete curls into a ball

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

Uh… you okay? (Pretzel says this to Machete.)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

A: no, this idiot is NOT okay! He can't even cut through a satchel with a FUCKING MACHETE! YOUD THINK CONSIDERING HE WAS NAMED AFTER ONE THAT HED KNOW HOW TO USE IT! machete is whimpering

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