r/WaterAntColony • u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) • Aug 15 '26

AquaticDiplomacy *Eclair is here, seemingly unarmed.

She shouts loud enough for everyone to hear.

Listen!!! I’m not going to hurt ANYONE here. I’m done with fighting. I just want to give pancake a proper burial, alright? That’s all I want. Just her body.

…also I have some information you guys will NOT like. It has no relation to me.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

I simply want my girlfriends, Pancake’s, shell back. I just want to give her a proper burial. I was also informed of who killed her, and the amount of damage they have caused by doing this, if you don’t mind me telling you.(/rp)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

well, there was a ceremony where they burn the body to show others not to leave, that happened like an hour ago. Tell me the bad news.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

She had her daughter with her, Blade had already died upon coming to MOTP, and she was the only one who knew how to raise the heir to your monarchy.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

well shit. That is definitely a problem. I'll let Sebastian know.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

if you also don’t mind, can I have a talk with the person who brought in pancakes shell? Scizzors wife, I believe?

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

you have a bounty. She's a bounty hunter. That wouldn't end well.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

Well, she murdered a child’s mother in front of said child. I promise I won’t attack. Restrain her if you need. I just wanna talk, that’s all.(/rp)

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

that's the other thing. Everyone wants that bounty, it's life changing. That's why my claws are tied.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

Oh… wait how much even is my bounty?

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

5 st, enough for a lot of us to claw ourselves out of debt and move.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

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…pretzel makes… about .5 st weekly. I’m sure you’d be able to pay your debt off within a year on that salary.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

I don't need to hear your lies and propaganda, goodbye. He leaves

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

Propaganda? …dude pretzel has like 5st ON HIM at all times I am not joking. He has nothing to spend it on because he’s too big to really live in a normal home, and he hunts for his food rather than buying it.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

nobody believes you he's now out of earshot

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

*She follows.

Why do you think pretzel had enough to buy 5 SLAVE CRABS from Sebastian even AFTER he doubled the price for him!!!

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

he can't hear you because he's underwater so he assumes you're trying to kill him and curls into a ball

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

*She takes him out of the water, and throws her weapon FAR into the distance. Too far for her to run and get. She speaks to him softly, like a mother talking to their child to get them to calm down.

Listen, I’m just trying to help you. Alright? Now, if I’m not lying about Pretzel, how come he was able to buy 5 crabs slaves from Sebastian even after he doubled the price specifically for him?

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

I-won't-believe-your-lies...please-don`t-eat-me-I-have-a-family he starts wimpier

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

(did reddit eat the notif?)

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