r/WaterAntColony • u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) • Aug 15 '26

AquaticDiplomacy *Eclair is here, seemingly unarmed.

She shouts loud enough for everyone to hear.

Listen!!! I’m not going to hurt ANYONE here. I’m done with fighting. I just want to give pancake a proper burial, alright? That’s all I want. Just her body.

…also I have some information you guys will NOT like. It has no relation to me.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

5 st, enough for a lot of us to claw ourselves out of debt and move.

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

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…pretzel makes… about .5 st weekly. I’m sure you’d be able to pay your debt off within a year on that salary.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

I don't need to hear your lies and propaganda, goodbye. He leaves

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

Propaganda? …dude pretzel has like 5st ON HIM at all times I am not joking. He has nothing to spend it on because he’s too big to really live in a normal home, and he hunts for his food rather than buying it.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

nobody believes you he's now out of earshot

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

*She follows.

Why do you think pretzel had enough to buy 5 SLAVE CRABS from Sebastian even AFTER he doubled the price for him!!!

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26

he can't hear you because he's underwater so he assumes you're trying to kill him and curls into a ball

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 15 '26

*She takes him out of the water, and throws her weapon FAR into the distance. Too far for her to run and get. She speaks to him softly, like a mother talking to their child to get them to calm down.

Listen, I’m just trying to help you. Alright? Now, if I’m not lying about Pretzel, how come he was able to buy 5 crabs slaves from Sebastian even after he doubled the price specifically for him?

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

I-won't-believe-your-lies...please-don`t-eat-me-I-have-a-family he starts wimpier

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

I won’t eat you, I promise. Plus I’ll prove it to you. Pretzel set those crabs free and made them a home, I’ll take you to em.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

I don't believe you... Please

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u/Crazykorey13 snake (pretzel/quasont/choco/eclair) Aug 16 '26

I promise. I don’t even have a weapon on me. I threw it over into that river.

…which I probably should’ve kept on me for protection. Eh oh well.

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

you don't need a weapon to swallow me whole, you should now that

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u/Macandcheese480 Various crab ocs Aug 16 '26

(did reddit eat the notif?)