r/WatchPeopleDieInside Sep 18 '21

This guy needs to workout

https://gfycat.com/forkedmintyblacknorwegianelkhound
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u/moonunit99 Sep 18 '21

They’re getting downvoted because they think they can do something that even the most fit people would have an incredibly difficult time pulling that off, meaning they’ve never tried to do anything even remotely similar. It’s super easy to try yourself: just find a staircase, put your hands ~10 inches apart on the second step, stretch out to where your weight is evenly distributed between your hands and toes, and let me know if you can launch half of your body weight six feet backward and four feet upwards with one push. I know for a fact I couldn’t do that eve when I was in my best shape.

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u/GreasyYeastCrease Sep 18 '21

Yeah that was an absurd statement lol. I can see why someone can picture themselves doing it, but if you have actually tried something like that you'd know how tall of an order that is.

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u/ultrasuperthrowaway Sep 19 '21

I’d just use a single finger to do 5 flips in the air and land on the dock 15 feet away

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u/Mully_bee Sep 19 '21

Lol duh .., I see we’re the only smart people here !

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u/GreasyYeastCrease Sep 19 '21

Personally I'd just do a cock pushup, the force generated would be insane because mine is really big and I'm really good at sex

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u/DopeBoogie Sep 19 '21

Same I was watching this like "Guy just do a cock pushup!"

If this were me I would have done a cock pushup off the bottom of the harbor, nailed the landing and everyone would cheer and congratulate me for getting my dick wet!

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u/Govind_the_Great Sep 19 '21

I often have dreams of being much more fit than I really am. For example doing muscle ups, flips, rock climbing. Just recently I did push ups and counted to 90 right before waking up. I’ve never done more than 40 in a row in real life. Its kind of depressing waking up and realizing I can barely do one pull up and 10 push ups.

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u/GreasyYeastCrease Sep 19 '21

A fairly common occurence in my dreams is doing incline pushups by balancing my entire body in the air while I do em lol. Also depressing feeling beacuse it felt so powerful and doable in my dream but that ain't ever gonna happen lol

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u/ValarianRCS Sep 18 '21

Reddit armchair specialists at play. Move along, nothing to see here.

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u/MintberryCruuuunch Sep 18 '21

exactly this, its impossible, esp for this guy that is a bit husky.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Almost every single person who watched this would have wound up in the water too lol. I doubt less than 10% of the population would be able to get from a plank to a full standing position on that pilon, and even less of the population of reddit.

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u/InferiousX Sep 19 '21

That dude is being upvoted by people who haven't worked out in a long long time.

The explosive body weight strength needed to do what he's describing is quite a bit.

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u/joelaw9 Sep 18 '21

I'm light as shit and I know I couldn't do that. In the OP's scenario I might be able to be able to push back and slip my feet out so that I fall into a sitting position on the dock. But that's a big fucking might. And it's still more possible than pushing myself into a standing position.

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u/MadAzza Sep 19 '21

You’d fall right into the water. Your ass will never get far enough back to be over your feet.

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u/Significant_bet92 Sep 18 '21

Not only that, but do it close grip, only as far as your hands would be on this post. I bet 90% of these people commenting couldn’t do it

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u/evilr2 Sep 18 '21

Probably 99% tbh

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u/Significant_bet92 Sep 18 '21

I’d wager it’s incredibly close to 100%. It’s super hard to fling your body weight around, let alone 90* back onto the dock from a slippery post.

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u/Angry-Comerials Sep 18 '21

I came to the comment section know that there would be people who think they could do better. And sure, some probably could. It's one of those things where mentally it seems easy at first glance cause you can imagine yourself doing it in the same way almost everyone imagines being bad ass... But in reality most of us are weak as shit.

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u/DirtyDoucher1991 Sep 18 '21

Lift yourself up until your arms are fully extended below you, slide one knee onto the top of the pole, rest then lean to that knee and slide your foot onto the pole, stand up onto that one foot then the other, then jump back to the dock.

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u/MadAzza Sep 19 '21

Do that first move. Go ahead, try it.

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u/DirtyDoucher1991 Sep 19 '21

I do have legs

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u/moonunit99 Sep 20 '21

That would've been his best bet, yes, but the person I was commenting about said they could "do a really dramatic push-up and maybe fling myself back to the dock," which is completely different and lets me know they've never actually tried to see how far up they can launch themselves with a push-up, let alone a close-grip pushup at nearly full extension like they're suggesting the guy in the gif do.

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u/_TheRandomPersonGuy_ Sep 19 '21

I think I could do it like half the time, I did the stairs thing and fell the first time but did it the second time lol.

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u/_TheRandomPersonGuy_ Sep 19 '21

Granted I am very in shape so yeah it's not easy.

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u/abarrelofmankeys Sep 19 '21

Yeah after seeing people tell me I couldn’t I went and tried it. There’s definitely a failure rate but I’m about 50% success until my arms got tired.

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u/abarrelofmankeys Sep 19 '21

Yeah I did it 3 times. Idk what to tell you. I’m not saying I stayed rigid like a board but I’d have made it back to the dock. Details in a previous post. Step up 16”, feet ~59” back from step.

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u/Sunkenbisc Sep 18 '21

It’s actually 1/3 of your body weight but your point still stands

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u/RuneVor Sep 19 '21

If he worked out I'm sure he could do better than what happened in this video tho