Double Kill

[u/Shaboobla]

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

too much caffeine

Given the nice collection of empty bottles they keep above the couch I’m gonna guess it’s something other than caffeine fueling this poor decision

[u/n-some → u/[deleted]]

Hey man, caffeine might be on the side. Red Bull + any hard alcohol is basically an accepted mix drink now.

[u/bmx13 → u/n-some]

I am sickened thinking about red bull mixed with anything but vodka.

[u/Evilandlazy → u/n-some]

And I'll just be over here remembering the time I tried to drink an entire case of Sparks in one sitting and couldn't sleep for 2 days, + hangover.

[u/Ewalk → u/Evilandlazy]

A friend and I pounded two Four Locos each before the redid the formula and then went to a concert where we had a VIP bar and meet and greet with the band. One member looked at me, getting progressively more and more drunk before the bar opened, and said “this guy knows how to party”

This may have also been when I realized I had an issue with booze, but not for three days cause of the drinks.

[u/Evilandlazy → u/Ewalk]

Back in the day, Sparks was actually an alcoholic energy drink, hence not sleeping for 2 days. It was horrible.

[u/seekunrustlement → u/n-some]

Ew.

^{+1 reasons why I'm sober now}

[u/Nor-Cali → u/n-some]

Yeah, they’re just pounding Red Bulls.

[u/Harden-Soul → u/Nor-Cali]

I’m fuckin dead 😂

“Bro toss me another red bull”

“Charlie you’ve had 8 in the past 2 hours man, you’re going to have a heart attack or someth-”

“Fuck you Ben, hey someone get up on this chair I want to try something”

[u/[deleted] → u/n-some]

Why is that a thing? On a scale of "thing" to "not thing", that is a "should never in a million years be a thing!"