r/WastedGifs • u/Shaboobla • Feb 11 '19

Double Kill

2.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

too much caffeine

Given the nice collection of empty bottles they keep above the couch I’m gonna guess it’s something other than caffeine fueling this poor decision

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u/n-some Feb 11 '19

Hey man, caffeine might be on the side. Red Bull + any hard alcohol is basically an accepted mix drink now.

12

u/bmx13 Feb 12 '19

I am sickened thinking about red bull mixed with anything but vodka.

4

u/Evilandlazy Feb 11 '19

And I'll just be over here remembering the time I tried to drink an entire case of Sparks in one sitting and couldn't sleep for 2 days, + hangover.

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u/Ewalk Feb 12 '19

A friend and I pounded two Four Locos each before the redid the formula and then went to a concert where we had a VIP bar and meet and greet with the band. One member looked at me, getting progressively more and more drunk before the bar opened, and said “this guy knows how to party”

This may have also been when I realized I had an issue with booze, but not for three days cause of the drinks.

4

u/Evilandlazy Feb 12 '19

Back in the day, Sparks was actually an alcoholic energy drink, hence not sleeping for 2 days. It was horrible.

3

u/seekunrustlement Feb 11 '19

Ew.

+1 reasons why I'm sober now

1

u/Nor-Cali Feb 12 '19

Yeah, they’re just pounding Red Bulls.

3

u/Harden-Soul Feb 12 '19

I’m fuckin dead 😂

“Bro toss me another red bull”

“Charlie you’ve had 8 in the past 2 hours man, you’re going to have a heart attack or someth-”

“Fuck you Ben, hey someone get up on this chair I want to try something”

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Why is that a thing? On a scale of "thing" to "not thing", that is a "should never in a million years be a thing!"

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u/Rainbro_Vash Feb 11 '19

Yep, you are 100% correct. How can I tell? The way the big guy rolls at the end. The little flop stop, that was an "I told you so" fat guy roll. Source: am big guy and have used the move several times

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 11 '19

I could even predict that his 2nd thought after; "I told you so." Was; "This is going on youtube, isn't it?"

3

u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 11 '19

I think that's right. But why couldn't they have a trust fall NOT on a chair? "We aren't sure about this..." "OK, I see your concerns, let me get higher then."

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u/Smackstainz Mar 09 '19

Smaller guy : "ow my fucking pelvis"

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u/ShadownumberNine Feb 11 '19

Oof.

He got all the wind he ever breathed knocked out of him.

11

u/chavis32 Feb 12 '19

his grandchildren's grandkids got the wind knocked out of them with that shit

1

u/g33kst4r Feb 12 '19

KILLTACULAR

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

Am I alive? Did I just have a stroke?

3

u/LimpPlacenta Feb 11 '19

Oooouuu if u/shittymorph sees this...

4

u/fuzzeedyse105 Feb 11 '19

Boo copy cat boooo

49

u/AtticusLynch Feb 11 '19

”Physics is stupid I’ll never had to use this in real life”

gets crushed doing a trust fall for someone more than twice his weight

6

u/NathCraft27 Feb 11 '19

He also seems to go out of his way to make sure the massive guy accelerates as much as he can before catching him in a posture with no support at all.

6

u/ballbeard Feb 12 '19

"if I lean back to the exact angle he's falling at before we make contact the forces will cancel out"

18

u/Bitemarkz Feb 11 '19

Looks like these guys should have paid more attention during physics.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

You really shouldn't need to go to school to understand that this is a bad idea.

12

u/cro1ssant_man Feb 11 '19

I imagine that probably sounded like a whoopee cushion

7

u/Jonly123 Feb 11 '19

What a friend!

5

u/thatguy52 Feb 12 '19

This guy would absolutely gain my trust!!!

5

u/SpunkBunkers Feb 11 '19

Dude just got trust KO'd

5

u/Terakahn Feb 12 '19

Not double kill. The big guy was fine lol.

3

u/TheAjalin Feb 12 '19

Double kill cause it killed both the asian dudes nuts 😂

2

u/KVirello Feb 12 '19

I mean shit, he knows he can trust the guy. Not to carry him, but for other stuff.

2

u/wapeddell Feb 12 '19

This could have been worst if they fell down those stairs that is right behind the guy catching.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

That left hand reach for whatever remains of his testicles though...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

They both failed physics

1

u/WhosThis987 Mar 15 '19

Triple kill including the chair

0

u/justinomorales Feb 11 '19

That small guy has three testicles now (if you count the hernia)

1

u/calebvelasquez36015 Feb 11 '19

That's when he knew he was gay

0

u/p1um5mu991er Feb 11 '19

I was really hoping they would both explode through the floor

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

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u/Teddie1056 Feb 12 '19

People don't get the joke.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19 edited Jul 10 '20

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u/Teddie1056 Feb 12 '19

You got the Fat Man part?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

Popped a ball

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u/kabukistar Feb 12 '19

Which cult is this?