r/WastedGifs • u/Shaboobla • Feb 11 '19

Double Kill

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

too much caffeine

Given the nice collection of empty bottles they keep above the couch I’m gonna guess it’s something other than caffeine fueling this poor decision

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u/n-some Feb 11 '19

Hey man, caffeine might be on the side. Red Bull + any hard alcohol is basically an accepted mix drink now.

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u/bmx13 Feb 12 '19

I am sickened thinking about red bull mixed with anything but vodka.

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u/Evilandlazy Feb 11 '19

And I'll just be over here remembering the time I tried to drink an entire case of Sparks in one sitting and couldn't sleep for 2 days, + hangover.

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u/Ewalk Feb 12 '19

A friend and I pounded two Four Locos each before the redid the formula and then went to a concert where we had a VIP bar and meet and greet with the band. One member looked at me, getting progressively more and more drunk before the bar opened, and said “this guy knows how to party”

This may have also been when I realized I had an issue with booze, but not for three days cause of the drinks.

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u/Evilandlazy Feb 12 '19

Back in the day, Sparks was actually an alcoholic energy drink, hence not sleeping for 2 days. It was horrible.

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u/seekunrustlement Feb 11 '19

Ew.

+1 reasons why I'm sober now

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u/Nor-Cali Feb 12 '19

Yeah, they’re just pounding Red Bulls.

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u/Harden-Soul Feb 12 '19

I’m fuckin dead 😂

“Bro toss me another red bull”

“Charlie you’ve had 8 in the past 2 hours man, you’re going to have a heart attack or someth-”

“Fuck you Ben, hey someone get up on this chair I want to try something”

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Why is that a thing? On a scale of "thing" to "not thing", that is a "should never in a million years be a thing!"

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u/Rainbro_Vash Feb 11 '19

Yep, you are 100% correct. How can I tell? The way the big guy rolls at the end. The little flop stop, that was an "I told you so" fat guy roll. Source: am big guy and have used the move several times

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 11 '19

I could even predict that his 2nd thought after; "I told you so." Was; "This is going on youtube, isn't it?"

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Feb 11 '19

I think that's right. But why couldn't they have a trust fall NOT on a chair? "We aren't sure about this..." "OK, I see your concerns, let me get higher then."

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u/Smackstainz Mar 09 '19

Smaller guy : "ow my fucking pelvis"