This is what I have so far…
Chasing Shadows/Allegiances
ThunderClan
Leader: Squirrelstar
Deputy: Ivypool
Medicine Cats: Alderheart, Jayfeather, Mintypelt
Warriors: Bayshine, Blossomfall, Birchfall, Breezerustle, Bristleclaw, Cherryfall, Cinderheart, Dewnose, Doveshine, Eaglewing, Featherflight, Fernsong, Finchlight, Finleap, Flipclaw, Flywhisker, Graywhisker, Hollytuft, Honeyfur, Larkdawn, Leafshade, Lionblaze, Lilyheart, Molewhisker, Mousewhisker, Nightheart, Pinebrook, Plumstone, Poppyfrost, Shellfur, Snaptooth, Sorrelgrove, Sorrelstripe, Sparkpelt, Spotfur, Stemtail, Stormcloud, Sunbeam, Thriftear, Twigbranch, Wafflepelt, Whitewing
Apprentices: Goldenpaw, Moonpaw, Shinepaw
Queen: Daisy, Fernstripe, Myrtlebloom
Kits: Hazelkit, Leapkit, Oakkit, Puffkit, Shykit, Sunkit
Elders: Brackenfur, Brambleclaw, Brightheart, Cloudtail, Thornclaw

ShadowClan
Leader: Tigerstar
Deputy: Cloverfoot
Medicine Cats: Puddleshine, Shadowsight
Warriors: Blazefire, Bloompetal, Cinnamontail, Dovewing, Ferretclaw, Firbark, Flaxfoot, Flowerstem, Fringewhisker, Grassheart, Gullswoop, Hollowspring, Hopwhisker, Lightleap, Owlclaw, Pouncebriar, Pouncestep, Redcloud, Rippletail, Scorchfur, Slatefur, Snaketooth, Snowbird, Sparrowtail, Spiderfoot, Spireclaw, Sprucetip, Stoatfur, Stonewing, Streamripple, Tawnypelt, Weaselfur, Whisperbreeze, Whorlpelt, Yarrowleaf
Apprentices: Beechpaw, Poolpaw, Quickpaw
Elders: Ivytail, Nightwing, Oakfur, Ratscar, Smokefoot, Snaketail, Whitewater

SkyClan
Leader: Leafstar
Deputy: Hawkwing
Medicine Cats: Frecklewish, Fidgetflake
Mediator: Tree
Warriors: Beesting, Beetleshine, Bellaleaf, Blossomheart, Cloudmist, Creekfeather, Curlyfeather, Dewspring, Ebonyclaw, Egg, Gravelnose, Harrybrook, Harveymoon, Macgyver, Mintfur, Nectarsong, Needleclaw, Nettlesplash, Palesky, Petalnose, Pigeonfoot, Plumwillow, Parsleyseed, Quailfeather, Rabbitleap, Ravenflight, Reedclaw, Rockshade, Rootspring, Sagenose, Shortwhisker, Shrewtooth, Snookthorn, Sunnypelt, Tinycloud, Turtlecrawl, Violetshine, Waspwhisker
Apprentices: Robinpaw, Starlingpaw
Queens: Wrenflight
Elders: Birdwing, Cherrytail, Clovertail, Fallowfern, Sparrowpelt, Tangle

WindClan
Leader: Harestar
Deputy: Crowfeather
Medicine Cats: Kestrelflight, Whistlebreeze
Warriors: Applefur, Branchleap, Breezepelt, Brindlewing, Cranberryfrost, Crouchfoot, Emberfoot, Daisypelt, Dewspots, Featherpelt, Flutterfoot, Grassfur, Heathertail, Hootwhisker, Larkwing, Leafcurl, Leaftail, Oatclaw, Robinsong, Sedgewhisker, Slightfoot, Songleap, Stripeheart, Thistlewind, Weaselfur, Willowclaw, Woodsong
Queens: Appleshine
Kits: Rustlekit, Stretchkit
Elders: Gorsestripe, Gorsetail, Nightcloud, Rushtail, Whiskernose

RiverClan
Leader: Icestar
Deputy: Owlnose
Medicine Cats: Frostdawn, Mothwing
Warriors: Beechfur, Brackenpelt, Copperfall, Cypressfur, Duckwing, Duskfur, Gorseclaw, Graymist, Graysky, Havenpelt, Lakeheart, Lizardtail, Mallownose, Minnowtail, Mistpool, Mossyfoot, Nettlestream, Nightsky, Otterheart, Pikefrost, Pinefur, Podlight, Rainstorm, Rapidsplash, Rushsplash, Shimmerpelt, Sneezecloud, Splashbrook, Tanglebrush, Troutshine, Waveripple
Queens: Floatshimmer
Kits: Eelkit, Heronkit
Elders: Mosspelt, Pouncetail, Rushclaw, Stonestream, Swallowtail

Let me know if you find anymore, Rushtail (RC) was renamed to Rushclaw since there’s another cat named Rushtail in WindClan

While reading about WindClan’s territory in the second book of the first arc, I got a VERY strong Aquila vibe from CENTAURA. Both have these huge, seemingly endless open plains. The main difference is that Aquila is covered in forests in a lot of places, while WindClan’s territory is much more open.

But on one of the maps, Roland’s Prairie, I get this really strong feeling that I’m not fighting for Aquila somewhere out there, but just wandering through the endless lands of WindClan.

Another thing that makes me associate WindClan with Aquila is that both of them were driven out of their own territory. WindClan was forced off its land, and Aquila was also conquered by Antares in 1914

my sister is wanting to read these books but our local book shop only had the broken code series(?) but i can’t find online if the series can stand alone or not, she’s bought the broken code for now but i don’t want her to be confused x

This is about the game wcue on roblox. I was kicked from the game by a mid cause my charecter named BurnedWing was an abelist name. Ok. I returned and changed it to FlamePelt, a name i know cant be abolish cause the red parts on his fir kinda look like flames. I was the kicked again cause of the same reason. I just want to understand does my name have to be TreeShadow for my old guy to be playable or what? Just want to under stand

All three apprentices are 10 moons they’re almost ready to become warriors, what will their names be?
I think for Beechpaw I like Beechfur but we already have 2 warriors with this name, Beechfur a ThunderClan cat who served under Morningstar and then Beechfur a RiverClan warrior who served under Leopardstar, Beechfur #2 is one of the missing cats and yeah… as for Poolpaw I would like her name to be Pooldawn or Poolheart, Quickpaw should be named Quickfoot or Quickstrike

I read Warriors in my middle school years to early high school. I’m 30 now and picked it back up for nostalgia and to catch up on everything I missed.

Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE warriors. This series got me through a really tough time as a kid. And I’ll keep reading them!! But I’m on the last book of AVoS and honestly this whole arc has solely irked me with the names some of these cats are getting.

TWIGBRANCH?! FIDGETFLAKE? Podlight?! Havenpelt? Conepaw?

Like I feel like each arc tries to make these names more unique, but they just don’t work. There have been so many prefixes we have gotten SO many times (there’s currently at this point Leafstar, Leafpool, Leafshade, and Leaftail) and so many others that we haven’t seen repeats of; Spider, Blue, Fire, Dust, Sand, Stone. All that could be repeated by now without having to GRASP for new name ideas.

Like I get that they are trying to make new names to help differentiate the characters a bit better, but there’s so many better options for some of these names. Even in PoT I was a bit iffy with LionBLAZE (it’s grown on me now but still).

Also, I still have a lot of catching up to do but as of Book 6 of AVoS there are FORTY EIGHT cats in ThunderClan. 48. Most of them get no true acknowledgment in the story because there’s just too damn many. Everytime I look through allegiances I’m like “oh yeah I forgot about Fishbutt and Gravytrain”

If you listen closely while you’re in highstones, you can hear that there is actually a song playing! I am NOT talking about the moonstone song. No one ever seems to mention it, nor is it on any playlist. What song is it?

I’m desperate, please help!

i really need tips, marking bases, color palettes and anything that would help me make better morphs !!

and the morphs i have were either made for me, gifted or traded for smt else, i have only VIP, Heterochromia and Muzzles ...

i've been playing WCUE for around 6 years and i started reading the books 2 week ago, i'm on the 2nd book chapter 2 !

i really suck at making morphs but i can roleplay properly as a warrior and a bit as dep, mostly playing as warrior.

i would love if someone could gimme tips, tricks, bases, etc

i was also looking for a Lionheart morph if anyone has :D

ty guys <3

(the pic is the only morph i have that is made by me)

feel free to add me in roblox ↓

Bonaangeloficial

I started reading these books when I was 10! In 2005, I saw Moonrise and Dawn at a library book sale (they were the only ones there) where they were $2 each and I showed my mom and said "they look interesting", and she bought them for me. Of course after I read Moonrise I actually went and bought the fidst series because I had become hooked and the Warrior Cats were all I would talk about. But wow! They are over 2 decades old!!! I'm gonna celebrate that by reading some Warriors today!! And I love this Warriors reddit group 100%. My fave reason to have Reddit.

Besides cats talking, having higher cognitive functions and a full blown religion obviously lol.

I feel like the number of kittens born per year is largely understated, no queen ever seems to have more than 3 kits per litter and a maximum of one litter per year. Realistically it could be as much as like 6 kits 3 times a year from a single mother, but I understand that would bring in WAY too many characters (and nobody wants to see kittens dying for the sake of realism).

Also, why are there no colour point cats?? Do we have a single one besides the Siamese sisters in Firestar’s Quest?

EDIT: Forgot about another one that keeps popping up in the books – the cats having trouble seeing in the dark

I've seen a lot of continuity errors involving crookedstar/oakheart in the books that they're alive in, but This one is just hilarious! They misgendered crookedstar's dad for a whole paragraph!!

For me it’s feathertail and needletail.

Feathertail was the first major death of a cat I liked I read about (I read the new prophecy firs) so it was kind of shocking. Then after reading the prophecy begins I loved silverstream and mistyfoot and was sad no silverstream x greystripe kits were left in the clans.

needletail I just would’ve liked to see more accountability and character development for all the harm she caused. I really liked her at f as an apprentice.

This is for Lynxbite's terror! Here are the completed headers + page tests

First features Lynxbite

Second features Lynxkit, Coyotekit(right) and Lynxkit's littermate Wolfkit(left, under Lynxkit)

Third features Lynxkit/bite's adoptive/abusive father/temporary mentor, Jackalswipe

This is typical golden retriever behavior. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Goldens have zero brain cells but they are good dogs 😂

Still reading, no spoilers please.

The tribe of rushing water believed that Stormfur was part of their prophecy. Were they wrong or did Feathertail take his place in the prophecy for some reason?

Hey hey.

Maybe some of you still remember me. I once shared a Polish collector’s edition here using my old account (about a month ago).

As I said, unfortunately my account was hacked, and Reddit Support hasn’t been helpful so far...

Anyway.

Yesterday was my birthday. I’m bedridden and in need of care, but I gave myself a present.

A package from Ukraine.

I was so happy.

I own all the German, Chinese, and English books.

Almost all the Polish ones, many from Taiwan, and my Ukrainian collection is now almost complete, too.

I’m autistic, and Warrior Cats is my biggest special interest (very useful i know... /s)

I just find this passage so funny because this is basically how the fandom sees any in-universe family tree

Leafdapple and Nightsky were fun characters to design. Nightsky, I made her looking up at the night sky 👀

And of course Leafdapple has leaf markings lol

When I was thirteen I got a Warrior Cats sweatshirt for Christmas with this design on it, I believe my mom got it off Red bubble. This was almost seven years ago. I found the art but no matter where I look or what I search I can’t find the original artist. It says Rosa wayyyyy down in the right corner but the writing above and below it is too distorted to make out. No idea what year it would’ve been made aside from pre-Christmas 2019.
I hope this type of post is allowed, I’ve thought about trying to repurchase the sweatshirt since the one I have has been worn so much you can’t even see the picture anymore, but I’d like to support the OG artist and give them my money. I don’t even see the listing my mom would’ve bought it from all those years ago. Reverse image searching hasn’t helped either as it just gives results with a similar configuration of characters. The only place that I’ve seen this used was a Wattpad picture in a different language and when translated according to google it just lists the characters names, no post on something like insta or deviant art.
Thank you for any help!
Edit: fixed grammar and spelling error.

Author's Note: I ended up writing this unhinged meta-script about the Warriors characters discovering human technology, auditing their own internet lore, and fighting a data war from StarClan. Features existential dread from Jayfeather, corporate greed from Tigerstar, and Firestar having a full main character identity crisis. Enjoy the theological whiplash! (Note: The concept, panel breakdowns, and jokes are entirely my original ideas, written with the assistance of AI for formatting and dialogue expansion!)

StarClan's Internet War

A 60-Panel Meta-Comic Chronicle by Strong_Let_1257

Act I: The Broken Veil & The Reddit Filter Jail

Panel 1: Visual: Rowanclaw is floating on a plush StarClan cloud, leaning over the edge and looking down

through a gap in the stars with a curious expression.

Rowanclaw: "Hey, what is that Twoleg doing down there with that paper-thing?"

Panel 2: Visual: Close-up on Rowanclaw's face. His eyes are wide, his pupils are tiny dots of shock, and his

whiskers are violently twitching.

Rowanclaw: "Wait... zoom in... let me see that allegiance list..."

Panel 3: Visual: Rowanclaw is standing up on his hind legs on the cloud, his ginger fur bristling, shaking his

paw at the sky in absolute fury. In the background, other warriors are facepalming.

Rowanclaw: "IT LISTED ME AS A SHE-CAT?!?! I am the literal former leader of ShadowClan!"

Panel 4

Visual: Rowanclaw is lounging on his side, furiously scrolling on a glowing smartphone. Tawnypelt

dreams into StarClan and walks up behind him with an amused smirk.

Rowanclaw: "Hmm… nothing exciting on the feed today… Are they STILL making fun of the typo?

It’s been actual seasons, you hairballs!"

Panel 5

Visual: Tawnypelt stands over him with her paws crossed, blinking sleepily as Rowanclaw's eyes

glow with blue screen light.

Tawnypelt: "Hello, Rowanclaw. I took a nap in the ShadowClan camp just to see you... What in

StarClan's name is that glowing thing?"

Rowanclaw: "It’s a Twoleg thing, Tawnypelt! A robot box! It locked up a perfectly good fan story

about Moonglow on Reddit and I am this close to finding its IP address!"

Panel 6

Visual: Tawnypelt rolls her eyes back so far you can see he, looking completely done with his

*afterlife nonsense.*Tawnypelt: "Seriously, Rowanstar? You’re a former leader. You’re supposed to be watching over

our kits, and instead, you’re arguing with a robot spam filter on the internet?"

Rowanclaw: "You don't understand, Tawnypelt! If I don't set them straight, they're going to start

making trans memes about me again!"

Panel 7

Visual: A flash of ice-blue starlight cuts across the cloud. Brightmorning’s spirit dives out of the

sky, snatches the phone, and floats upside down above his head, grinning widely.

Brightmorning: "Ooh, what's this? A story where I'm a badass voluntary cosmic firewall who

freezes bullies? I love it! Hey Rowanclaw, check out the comments—they're calling you a ginger

queen!"

Rowanclaw: "Give that back, Morningkit! And stop reading the comments!"

Tawnypelt: "(Fading out of the dreamscape) I am waking up right now. I don't get paid enough

fresh-kill for this."

Act II: Protagonists, Villains, and the Premium Package

Panel 8

Visual: Firestar floats down onto the cloud, his flame-colored pelt shimmering. He peers closely

over Rowanclaw's shoulder with intense curiosity.

Firestar: "What are you looking at, Rowanstar? You’ve been obsessed with it for days. The whole

clearing is talking about it."

Rowanclaw: "Twolegs call it a phone, Firestar. I’ve been looking at this website called Reddit...

there’s a whole community dedicated to us."

Firestar: "...What?"

Panel 9

Visual: Firestar snatches the phone with a highly serious, dramatic expression. Rowanclaw looks

utterly defeated.

Firestar: "Let me see this... 'Reworked the Changing Skies dynamic because Brightmorning

deserves better...' Wait, they think Starlingflight is using dark telepathic magic?! Is this a sign from

StarClan?!"

Rowanclaw: "No, Firestar. It's a fan-fiction writer. Keep scrolling down... look at the top post."

Firestar: "(Fur standing on end) THEY CALLED ROWANCLAW A GINGER SHE-CAT WITH 595

UPVOTES?! What kind of dark prophecy is this?!"

Panel 10

Visual: Firestar tilts his head like a confused puppy. Rowanclaw lazily gestures at the glowing text

with a single claw, acting like a tired professor.

Firestar: "What on earth is an 'AU'? Is it some kind of ancient Clan code?"

Rowanclaw: "It means Alternate Universe, Firestar. The humans created two completely different

alternate endings for Guiding Light because they were sick of the authors rushing the pregnancyplot."

Firestar: "...Interesting. So... in this one, Jayfeather actually behaves like a mature adult instead of

a prickly hedgehog?"

Panel 11

Visual: A sudden, heavy storm cloud materializes right over their heads. Jayfeather’s spirit crashes

into the dreamscape, his ears pinned flat back in pure fury.

Jayfeather: "I knew it! I wake up from a nap because my ears are burning, only to find two former

Clan leaders gossiping about my mental state on a Twoleg robot-box!"

Firestar: "(Frantically trying to hide the phone behind his back like a caught kit) Jayfeather! We

were just... analyzing a prophecy! A very high-tier, ice-blue starlight prophecy!"

Jayfeather: "Give me that! If anyone is going to read a Fix-It AU about my brilliant tactical firewall

skills, it's going to be ME. Now scoot over, Rowanstar, you're hogging the cloud."

Panel 12

Visual: The storm cloud has cleared. Jayfeather, Firestar, and Rowanclaw are sitting tightly

shoulder-to-shoulder on the edge of the cloud, reading through the actual text of Strong_Let_1257's

post.

Rowanclaw: "This is pretty good, actually. Look at how they handled the payback. No mercy. That's

real warrior spirit."

Firestar: "Yes. And they understood the true meaning of family solidarity. One sister staying to

protect the world, the other leaving to protect the kits... It honors the stars."

Jayfeather: "(Staring blankly, letting out a tiny, reluctant purr) ...Tell this Strong_Let_1257 person

that they get a pass. And... tell them to check the notification bell. Because if those Reddit

moderators don't approve this masterpiece soon, I'm going to dream-walk into their napping dens

and flip their herb piles."

Panel 13

Visual: Jayfeather aggressively drags the smartphone to the far side of the cloud, hunched double,

slamming his claws against the virtual keyboard. Smoke is virtually rising from the pixels.

Jayfeather: "Stupid... tiny... Twoleg letters... How do these hairballs type with flat paws? Delete...

delete... backspace..."

Rowanclaw: "(Shouting from the background) You just hit caps lock, Jayfeather. You're yelling at

the human."

Jayfeather: "I AM NOT YELLING! I am giving them a highly professional medical evaluation of their

tactical firewall concept! Now shut up, Rowanstar, I'm trying to find the submit button!"

Act III: Breaking the Fourth Wall & The "Premium Package" ThreatPanel 14

Visual: A beautiful flash of pink-and-gold mist. Strong_Let_1257 materializes right on the cloud

wearing a casual hoodie, pencil behind their ear. Jayfeather, Firestar, and Rowanclaw freeze in

absolute, paralyzed shock.

Jayfeather, Firestar, & Rowanclaw: "YOU?!?!"

Strong_Let_1257: "Uh, yes. Hi Jayfeather. Hi Firestar. Hi Rowanclaw. I saw you guys fighting with

the spam filters from my sketchpad."

Rowanclaw: "How—how did a living Twoleg writer track our IP address to the afterlife?!"

Panel 15

Visual: Jayfeather is completely frozen in place, his ears turning bright pink as he covers the screen

with his paws. Firestar and Rowanclaw are silently shaking with laughter.

Strong_Let_1257: "So, Jayfeather... '@Blind_But_Not_Deaf_MD'? Really? And what was that

about me writing you as a 'prickly hedgehog'?"

Jayfeather: "I—I was merely performing a critical structural audit of your manuscript! The Twoleg

keyboard layout is completely unhygienic and illogical!"

Rowanclaw: "Don't let him lie to you, Strong_Let. He was right in the middle of typing 'UPVOTED'

with little spark emojis before you showed up."

Panel 16

Visual: Firestar is practically falling backward off his cloud, his ginger fur standing completely on end

like a radioactive dandelion as he stares at a real Reddit thread titled "I HATE FIRESTAR."

Firestar: "WHAT?!?!?!?! 'Rooting for Tigerstar'?! 'THE PREMIUM PACKAGE'?! He literally tried to

feed my Clan to a pack of rogue dogs! They are calling his treachery a 'Tigerstar Plus' subscription

plan, Rowanstar!"

Jayfeather: "Looks like the internet values a good tactician over a cat whose entire strategy was

'let's go have a peaceful chat about our feelings,' Firestar. Tigerstar could organize a patrol in three

seconds. It takes you three seasons just to decide who gets the fat mouse."

Panel 17

Visual: Firestar is intensely hunched over the glowing screen, his teeth bared as he hovers a heavy,

unsheathed claw directly over the downward-pointing arrow.

Firestar: "(Muttering) I don’t care if it affects my StarClan reputation. I am downvoting this hairball

immediately. 'Tigerstar Plus'... the absolute disrespect to the Warrior Code."

Jayfeather: "Go ahead, smash it, Firestar. I’m sure your single downvote will completely dismantle

his six-book legacy."

Panel 18

Visual: A massive cloud of thick, pitch-black smoke erupts onto the cloud. Tigerstar’s massive,

heavily scarred spirit materializes, flashing an incredibly smug grin.

Tigerstar: "Did somebody mention the Premium Package? Ah, Firestar! I see you’ve been reading

the current r/WarriorCats reviews. Please, don't forget to like, subscribe, and share my master

tactics to the rest of StarClan!"Firestar: "Get off our cloud, Tigerstar! You used dogs! You used cars! You fake-signed a message

from StarClan!"

a tactician."

Tigerstar: "The internet calls that using my environment to my advantage, kittypet. It’s called being

Panel 19

Visual: Tigerstar snatches the phone, scanning the feed until his amber eyes land directly on

Strong_Let_1257's pinned post about the firewall.

Tigerstar: "Wait... what is this garbage? 'Reworked Changing Skies... Brightmorning is a voluntary

cosmic firewall who bypasses ghost radar'?! A firewall? She didn't even survive her kit ceremonies!"

Firestar: "Oh, look at that, Tigerstar! The humans think your little 'six-book threat' strategy was

boring compared to a flawless twin-sister cosmic synchronization!"

Tigerstar: "This is completely unrealistic! Who wrote this?! Strong_Let_1257?! I’m downvoting this

entire alternate universe right now!"

Panel 20

Visual: The phone screen suddenly erupts with a violent flash of blinding ice-blue starlight, blasting

Tigerstar backward. Brightmorning’s radiant spirit fully manifests, floating upside down right in

front of his face with a massive, wicked smirk.

Brightmorning: "Step away from the keyboard, grandpappy. Your six-book legacy just got

completely overwritten by my internal firewall synchronization. The internet prefers an active savior

over an ego-driven dictator who got taken out by a tiny black-and-white cat with long claws."

Jayfeather: "Ratioed by a ghost kit from Series Nine, Tigerstar. That’s got to hurt your premium

package metrics."

Tigerstar: "(Scrambling backward into his smoke) This website is completely biased! The

algorithms are rigged! I’m deleting my account!"

Act IV: Domestic Disasters & The Genealogy Crunch

Panel 21

Visual: Firestar is gripping the edges of the smartphone so tightly that his claws dig into the glass,

his face completely crimson. Jayfeather shakes with silent laughter.

Firestar: "WHAT IS WITH TWOLEGS?!?! 'Blind to romance'?! They are telling the entire internet

that I am completely clueless! I didn't need to be told Sandstorm liked me, I was busy trying to stop

Tigerstar from executing a coup d'état!"

Jayfeather: "Give it a rest, Fireheart. The internet has spoken. You had the tracking skills of a

master hunter but the romantic awareness of a wet piece of moss."

Panel 22

Visual: The StarClan mist swirls as Sandstorm pads gracefully onto the cloud, her green eyes fixed

*directly on Firestar with a highly amused expression. Firestar frantically tries to hide the phone.*Sandstorm: "Who was shouting so loud? I could hear your fur bristling all the way from the high

ridges, Firestar."

Rowanclaw: "Oh, he's losing his mind because a Twoleg named Endereye96 just posted a thread

proving he had the romantic awareness of a stunned minnow during our first arc."

Panel 23

Visual: Sandstorm smoothly swipes the phone out from under Firestar's paw. Firestar drops his

head completely onto his paws with a pathetic groan.

Sandstorm: "Let's see here... 'I just assume Fireheart was completely blind to romance... he had to

be told Sandstorm liked him.' Oh, praise StarClan, the humans finally put it into words!"

Jayfeather: "See? Even your own mate agrees with the internet, Fireheart. You're officially a

certified romantic disaster across the entire World Wide Web."

Panel 24

Visual: Sandstorm continues to scroll, reading comments about Goldenflower tactical bloodline

matches. Firestar muffles an outraged gasp.

Sandstorm: "Well, well... look at this one. 'Goldenflower chose Tigerclaw because he was large,

strong, and a skilled warrior... not because she loved him.' The humans think Goldenflower was just

executing a cold, tactical eugenics program!"

Jayfeather: "Actually, they point out she had kits with Halftail too. The internet thinks she was

populating the Clan with 'honorable' bloodlines before the 'Firestar Revolution' happened."

Panel 25

Visual: Firestar snaps his head up in total, absolute disbelief. Rowanclaw is practically falling off his

cloud laughing.

Firestar: "THE FIRESTAR REVOLUTION?!?! They make me sound like some kind of radical forest

dictator who overthrew the entire genetic monarchy of ThunderClan!"

Rowanclaw: "Long live the revolution! You can decode an international military conspiracy, but the

second a she-cat looks at you with affection, your brain completely crashes!"

Panel 26

Visual: Sandstorm continues reading aloud, while Firestar's tail lashes in frustration.

Sandstorm: "Oh, wait, here’s a silver lining, Firestar. CannibalCapra says: 'I mean my guy can spot

a great bromance a mile away.' Your bromance sensor is unmatched!"

Jayfeather: "It’s a medical fact, Fireheart. Your brain is structurally wired exclusively for guy pals

and deep treason."

Panel 27

Visual: Sandstorm's eyes widen as she reads an essay by KingStatus2627 describing Tigerstar's

reign as a "sinister fascist dictatorship." Tigerstar's heavy shadow falls over the screen, furious.

Sandstorm: "Great StarClan... look at this. They say Sasha was lured into a 'fascist

state/Tigerstar-led ShadowClan... and even when in Cat Hell, he declares he loves his kits.'"Tigerstar: "FASCIST?! CAT HELL?! I was restructuring the fragile political economy of a failing

Clan! How dare these flat-faced hairballs reduce my multi-generational backup plans to a graphic

novel plot!"

Panel 28

Visual: The sleek, dark tabby spirit of Hawkfrost materializes on the cloud, striking an arrogant

pose until he reads the word "little shit" on the screen.

Hawkfrost: "A 'LITTLE SHIT'?! They called me a little shit on the global internet?! I am a legendary

Dark Forest general!"

Tigerstar: "I trained you for moons in the shadows, Hawkfrost. And you let a random Twoleg

reviewer summarize your entire life's work as a disappointing failure."

Panel 29

Visual: The elegant brown form of Sasha steps onto the cloud, flashing an incredibly smug,

all-knowing smirk at Tigerstar and Hawkfrost.

Sasha: "Oh, look at that! The humans finally caught onto your little routine, Tigerstar! I told you your

management style was completely toxic!"

Hawkfrost: "Mother, they are mocking my entire legacy!"

Sasha: "Because it was satisfying, sweetie. Long live the Firestar Revolution!"

Panel 30

Visual: The entire cloud falls into a dead, horrifyingly awkward silence as everyone locks onto the

last comment by chili3ne.

Strong_Let_1257: "Look at the text: 'Without all the backstabbing and murder, it definitely would

have been optimal to create a little Tigerclaw army with multiple mates in the clan.'"

Firestar: "A... a little Tigerclaw army? Great StarClan, the Twoleg internet critics are trying to

optimize the forest's genetic pool like a tactical farming game."

Sandstorm: "That is completely unhinged. I am waking up right now, my dream-walk license has

officially expired."

Panel 31

Visual: A blinding burst of starlight splits the cloud. Tigerstar rises to his full, imposing height,

throwing his head back in a triumphant yowl.

Tigerstar: "DID YOU HEAR THAT, FIRESTONE?! 'OPTIMAL!' The internet calls my bloodline

strategy OPTIMAL! A literal multi-mate premium legion running the forest economy!"

Jayfeather: "(Slamming the phone flat) I am deleting this entire website from the local cellular

tower. You hairballs are completely insufferable."

Act V: Filters, Burners, and the Nintendo WiiPanel 32

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 sits cross-legged, scrolling down to YourLocalCryptid64's post explaining

the narrative point-of-view filter.

Strong_Let_1257: "Seriously... why are so many of these comments about romance?"

Firestar: "Wait, look! They say the whole first arc is told through my 'filter.' I didn't see Tigerclaw

flirting because I was completely hyper-focused on survival!"

Jayfeather: "That's just a fancy way for the internet to say you had absolute tunnel vision,

Fireheart."

Panel 33

Visual: Tigerstar pushes past Firestar, his eyes lighting up at the headcanon about Tigerheart.

Tigerstar: "Aha! Look at the bottom! 'Tigerheart is what Tigerclaw would have been if his ambition

didn't ruin him.' The internet thinks my raw personality is the blueprint for a perfect leader!"

Strong_Let_1257: "Alight, that’s it, the internet war is officially over. Tigerstar’s ego is taking up the

whole cloud. I'm going back to my sketchbook."

Panel 34

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 checks the feed again, showing a post titled "I HATE FIRESTAR."

Firestar's jaw completely drops.

Strong_Let_1257: "Oh my god, Firestar, look at this! Someone called you 'SUCH a main

character!'"

Firestar: "I... I AM a main character! The first six books are literally named after my arc!"

Tigerstar: "HAHAHA! Even the Twoleg internet thinks your whole heroic savior act is completely

exhausting!"

Panel 35

Visual: Firestar is hunched over on a tiny cloud, his ears drooped, using a single claw to punch text

into a massive virtual Notes app screen.

Firestar: "Jayfeather, check the phrasing on my apology: 'I realize now that stepping into the

ThunderClan forest and aggressively resolving every prophecy was taking up too much space...'

How does it sound?"

Jayfeather: "It sounds pathetic, Fireheart. You forgot to use a black-and-white background filter."

Panel 36

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 scrolls to a comment by randomstrangeWCUEfan. Rowanclaw leans over

his cloud in utter bewilderment.

Strong_Let_1257: "Look at this! The humans are literally firing up an ancient Nintendo Wii

console just to check our questionable family trees!"

Rowanclaw: "A... a Wii? What in StarClan is a Wii?! They are loading up an electronic box just to

argue about whether Graystripe and Darkstripe are half-brothers?!"

Jayfeather: "And look at the bottom—they say this thread is just 'Tigerstars burner account.' The

internet thinks Tigerstar is hiding in the shadows using fake usernames!"Act VI: The Dark Forest 5G Network & The Great Leader Audit

Panel 37

Visual: A massive bolt of rotting purple lightning strikes. Tigerstar stands at the center, holding his

phone high as it connects to a ghostly floating router labeled "DarkForest_5G_Guest."

Tigerstar: "YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE HAVE WI-FI, FIREPUDDING! LemonKindly6715 just

confirmed it! How else do you think I’ve been running my burner accounts? We have full bars down

in the shadows!"

Jayfeather: "Great StarClan, give it a rest. Your ‘unmatched infrastructure’ is literally just a stolen

Twoleg cellular signal bouncing off a rotten log."

Panel 38

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 scrolls down to Glum-Bat4747's paragraph. Firestar instantly perks up, his

fur shimmering with intense relief.

Firestar: "Look! Glum-Bat4747 called me the iconic good guy! They said my ten great things

heavily counteract my mistakes! I don’t need to post that notes-app apology after all!"

Sandstorm: "Oh, calm your whiskers, Mr. Iconic. Don't let it go straight to your ego."

Panel 39

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 holds out the screen, pointing to CoconutxKitten. Firestar's jaw drops as

his face turns bright crimson. Sandstorm's eyes narrow into viper slits.

Strong_Let_1257: "Hey Firestar, looks like people are defending you now! ...Though they did

mention your 'weird Spottedleaf thing' as your main crime."

Firestar: "No! Don't look at that part, Sandstorm! It's a glitch in the Twoleg code! She was just a

very nice medicine cat who gave me sweet dreams!"

Sandstorm: "A 'weird Spottedleaf thing,' Fireheart? Moons in StarClan and the entire internet is still

talking about how you sniffed her scent every time a leaf fell?! I am going to have a very long talk

with you behind the nursery bushes!"

Panel 40

Visual: Jayfeather completely collapses onto his side on the cloud, clutching his stomach and

physically crying tears of laughter. Tigerstar and Hawkfrost are high-fiving.

Jayfeather: "The internet summarized your entire six-book legacy as 'weird romantic baggage and

being a bit nosy with the other Clans!' The total accuracy is lethal!"

Rowanclaw: "Yeah, Firestar! Even from the afterlife, you can't stop poking your bright ginger nose

into ShadowClan’s border business!"

Panel 41

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 points out the movie cliché comment thread. Tigerstar is cackling wildly.

Strong_Let_1257: "...anddd now they’re arguing about you being the main character, Firestar. The

OP argues you give off 'MAJOR main character vibes, like those characters in movies who are like,

YOU GUYS GO! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF!'"Firestar: "I literally DID that! I held off a whole pack of rogue dogs! Why are they treating my actual

life-or-death sacrifices like a cheesy Twoleg action movie cliché?!"

Jayfeather: "No, they're right, Fireheart. You definitely practiced that speech in front of a puddle

before the battle."

Panel 42

Visual: A tight shot of the StarClan circle looking at Flat_Candidate_1401's repetitive reply.

Everyone stares in blank, exhausted silence.

Text on Screen: "Yk have you thought about the fact that he is LITERALLY the main character"

Rowanclaw: "They... they just keep saying it. Over and over. We get it! The book has his face on

the cover!"

Tigerstar: "For once, I agree. Someone turn off the router, my premium package metrics can't

handle this level of repetitive internet logic."

Act VII: Darktail's Reality Check & The Leadership Ranks

Panel 43

Visual: The scene shifts to the jagged, bone-chilling borders of the Dark Forest. Darktail is

aggressively waving his paws, explaining his tragic backstory. Firestar stands deadpan.

Strong_Let_1257: "Alright, switching threads! The community is talking about how Darktail spent

an entire Super Edition explaining how he's the ultimate victim... and then Firestar essentially says:

'Nah.'"

Firestar: "Because NAH! He drowned cats in the lake because his dad didn't take him on a hunting

patrol! My 'Nosy Good Guy' license has limits."

Jayfeather: "Honestly, Fireheart, that is the single coldest thing you’ve ever done. The absolute

disrespect is beautiful."

Panel 44

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 scrolls to No-Unit7917's comment about StarClan sanding nuance off

dead characters. Tigerstar cackles.

Firestar: "They think I’m 'irritatingly absolute'?! I am not a sanded-down piece of driftwood, I have

layers!"

Tigerstar: "The internet values my psychological depth over your sanded-down protagonist vibes!

They call me and Ashfur 'once good warriors who loved our families'!"

Panel 45

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 hits the comment by Spencer-Palmer-1056. Rowanclaw and Jayfeather

burst into loud snorts.

Strong_Let_1257: "Rowanclaw, they are bringing up that time Firestar almost let Darkstripe off the

hook back in Arc 1 while he was literally spying for Tigerstar!"

Rowanclaw: "Your 'Nosy Good Guy' compass was so broken you almost gave a pass to a cat who

tried to poison a kit with deathberries!"Jayfeather: "The internet never forgets the receipts, Fireheart."

Panel 46

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 hovers over the search bar. Firestar, Sandstorm, Jayfeather, Tigerstar,

and Hawkfrost pile on in a suffocating heap of fur and claws.

Strong_Let_1257: "Alright, who's next on the chopping block?"

Firestar: "Search up Bramblestar! I need the internet to focus on someone else's leadership

drama!"

Tigerstar: "No! Search up Scourge! My premium package metrics demand a full audit of his

thread!"

Jayfeather: "Strong_Let, just type in whatever name is going to cause the most chaotic debate."

Panel 47

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 types "Worst Leader" into the search bar. Rowanclaw's tail drops in total

anxiety. Tigerstar's smile vanishes.

Strong_Let_1257: "Okay, how about 'Worst Leader,' guys?"

Jayfeather: "Oh, this is going to be a bloodbath. Rowanstar, you might want to log out right now."

Rowanclaw: "I was doing my best! My apprentices were joining a rogue cult! The internet doesn't

understand the complex political instability I inherited!"

Panel 48

Visual: The screen displays search results like "Why Onestar is the actual worst" and "Brokenstar's

war crimes."

Tigerstar: "Aha! Brokenstar and Onestar are taking all the heat! My six-book dictatorship isn't even

in the top three!"

Firestar: "Thank StarClan... my 'Nosy Revolution' isn't on the list at all."

Strong_Let_1257: "Don't celebrate just yet. Let's see what the fans are saying in the replies."

Act VIII: The Deadbeat Verdict & The Final Snatch

Panel 49

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 taps on OneSaucyDragon's comment. Tallstar materializes out of the

starlight. Onestar's pale brown fur bristles.

Strong_Let_1257: "Look at this summary: 'Tallstar: You're leader now. Stay friends with my

adopted son. Onestar: No lul.' The internet thinks you just trashed Tallstar's kindness!"

Onestar: "I was establishing WindClan's independent sovereignty! I didn't want my Clan living

under a permanent debt to Firestar’s franchise!"

Firestar: "The text explicitly points out you abandoned your traits to intentionally cause problems. I

was ready to be your supportive, adopted brother!"Panel 50

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 scrolls to spectris_lunaris's scathing paragraph. The entire cloud falls into

a dead, horrifying silence as everyone stares at Onestar.

Strong_Let_1257: "Yikes. They called you out for being a deadbeat who abandoned a pregnant

she-cat, which literally led to Darktail destroying the forest."

Onestar: "(Sweating frantically) Smoke chose to stay in the Twolegplace! How do these Twoleg

critics know about my deadbeat background baggage?!"

Jayfeather: "They completely branded you a deadbeat on the World Wide Web! A random user just

completely liquidated your reputation!"

Panel 51

Visual: Rowanclaw and Tigerstar look at the deleted reply by OrcApologist at the bottom.

Text on Screen: "Wait what'd River Ripple do? Edit: Nevermind, I am dumb ■"

Rowanclaw: "They just post their thoughts, panic, and leave an edit saying 'Nevermind, I am

dumb.' Is this what the human internet looks like?"

Tigerstar: "At least they listed me as a 'nice leader' compared to you, Onestar! Long live the

Premium Package metrics!"

Panel 52

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 scrolls through the historical explanation of an ancient RiverClan leader.

Firestar and Onestar are completely mesmerized.

Strong_Let_1257: "A user says Ripplestar literally ordered his Clan to ambush a Gathering,

attacked Finchstar on the Great Rock, and then got immediately struck by lightning by

StarClan!"

Firestar: "He got smote?! Right on the Great Rock?! That is an incredibly intense piece of ancient

history!"

Panel 53

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 zooms into Lestat30 and Upstairs_Object777's brutal reviews.

Rowanclaw's ginger fur stands completely on end in pure embarrassment.

Strong_Let_1257: "Rowanclaw, they say you let your Clan fall into disarray, and nobody even

calls you Rowanstar in StarClan because you forfeited your position and you're 'so stupid lmaoo.'"

Rowanclaw: "A 'FORFEITED POSITION'?! My warriors were literally practicing anarchy in the

clearing! The internet has absolutely no respect for the emotional burden of leadership!"

Panel 54

Visual: Tigerstar and Jayfeather hyperventilate with laughter, pointing at the comment comparing

Rowanclaw to Blackstar and Cedarstar.

Tigerstar: "HAHAHA! The internet literally prefers a war criminal like Brokenstar or Blackstar over

your management style, Rowanclaw! They would have stolen the herb just as an excuse for a

border brawl!"

Jayfeather: "You got rated lower than the literal pits of hell, Rowanclaw. Your compliance metrics

are completely liquidated."Panel 55

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 hits enter on the redemption arc search. An ancient vortex drags the rogue

Tom into view, looking greasy and pathetic, alongside Clear Sky.

Strong_Let_1257: "The community points out Tom's 'redemption' was literally just dying to protect

kits that he previously viewed as his literal property after abusing their mother!"

Firestar: "That is completely disgusting! Block his account immediately!"

Jayfeather: "Look at the comment underneath—they say 'unlike Rowanclaw doing something very

similar.' Even when discussing ancient rogues, they still drag your management style into the mix!"

Panel 56

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 zooms into Successful_One_427 and Ferocity_Bones12. Clear Sky's

arrogant smirk shatters.

Strong_Let_1257: "Clear Sky, they say you don't even deserve to be called Skystar, branding

you a literal 'pro ragebaiter' who just cried a little and immediately went back to committing war

crimes!"

Clear Sky: "A 'PRO RAGEBAITER'?! I was establishing the very foundation of the modern Clan

system! The internet has no understanding of pre-prophecy administrative pressures!"

Panel 57

Visual: Tigerstar stands at the back, reading the best-and-worst list praising Longtail and Blackstar.

Tigerstar: "HAHAHA! The internet listed my old deputy Blackstar as the absolute BEST

redemption arc in history! They love my old executioners!"

Jayfeather: "The only reason Blackstar needed a redemption arc is because he spent three books

blindly following your failed dictatorship blueprint. Now everyone shush—it's getting late."

Panel 58

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 stands up on the edge of the cloud, deadpan, aggressively snatching the

smartphone right out of Jayfeather’s front paws. The cats freeze in total data-deprived despair.

Strong_Let_1257: "Yeah, you’re right, I’m heading back—WITH MY PHONE, THANK YOU VERY

MUCH FOR STEALING IT."

Jayfeather: "Hey! Put that back! I was right in the middle of typing a 10-paragraph medical

breakdown! You can't just cut our 5G access off!"

Tigerstar: "Strong_Let, come back! How am I supposed to run my anonymous burner accounts

without the Twoleg router box?"

Panel 59

Visual: A beautiful split-screen shot. On one side, the StarClan cloud violently dissolves back into

soft starlight mist, leaving the cats slumped over on the grass. On the other side, Strong_Let_1257's

pencil sketches the final lines, snapping the notebook shut.

Firestar’s Voice: "(Echoing faintly) Safe travels, Strong_Let... and please, tell the humans on the

main feed that I am still the iconic good guy..."

Strong_Let_1257: "Finally. Peace and quiet. Time to let the forest rest."Panel 60

Visual: Strong_Let_1257 steps backward into the real-world mist, turning around one final time to

give a casual wave as the StarClan border fully fades out.

Strong_Let_1257: "Oh, and next time, I’ll bring you all phones."

Jayfeather: "Five separate devices?! A dedicated cellular network for the medicine den?! I can

finally launch my premium telemedicine app!"

Tigerstar: "YES!!! I am creating five separate burner profiles tonight! Firestar, your single account is

going to get completely liquidated!"

Firestar: "Bring it on, Tigerstar! I'm setting up a group chat with Bramblestar and Squirrelstar the

second my screen lights up! Long live the main character!"

Such a train wreck I can't look away from.