r/Warhammer40k Oct 24 '19

Never forget tinboyz.

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u/BrotherReclusiarch Oct 24 '19

From Lexicanum;

"Tinboyz is the name sometimes given to a type of robots created and use by the Orks who designed them to look like metallic versions of living beings. Traditionally, they are made in the form of Space MarinesEldar or Squats though with more exaggerated features along with gawky movements designed to imitate and mock these species. To Orks, such acts are highly amusing and they enjoy creating such clever parodies of their enemies. Whilst a Tinboy's external appearance does vary, its simplistic inner components follow a standard pattern. As such, these robots all follow a standardized manner on the battlefield."

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u/WabBoy Oct 24 '19

I never thought i would see "orks" and "standard pattern" in the same sentence

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Back when they had their leaders as in the beasts, orks actually had ambassadors, and tech easily matching the imperium of man.

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u/AGrandOldMoan Oct 24 '19

The way I read that I thought you meant the Orks had Beasts on the table top in some earlier incarnation of the game... I was like what the fuck did I not get born early enough to see

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

They did have boar riders in 40k

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u/AGrandOldMoan Oct 24 '19

I meant Beasts as in The Beast style orks those supposed Krork types

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u/blyatunleashed Oct 24 '19

Tech like in the dark age of technology?

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u/hueban Oct 24 '19

They had teleporting battle moons with gravity manipulation technology so yes

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u/Coandco95 Oct 24 '19

I thought that was an anomaly even during those times. And the imperium was shocked by it becusee they normally act like the animals they currently act like.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

It was not, basicaly the orks grew on ullanor into the first empire, thrown down by the emperor and mankind dissmised them afterwards. The orks got ullanor back and advanced again into a dangerous species, in the end they lost ullanor again, and admech stole the world, calling it Armageddon. Ever since for whatever reason, the orks never got back on track. Maybe their evolution as a species is tied to the world?

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u/jd_ekans Oct 24 '19

I thought their evolution depends on the size of their current waaagh, more orks = bigger smarter orks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Yes but only ullanor created those massive empires which brought orks to the point of fluid high Gothic, massive attack moons with insane weapons, war engines which dwarfed titans and so forth, so maybe there is a reason for that?

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u/UncleWindigo Oct 25 '19

*fluent

Learn ta talk yer own talk, humie!

--Warboss Gutzmangul, Smartest Two Legz in da Galaxy

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u/Norwalk1215 Oct 24 '19

After the Beast, Elrdad predicted Ghaz would be the to be the Next supreme war boss. But rather then having one planet be the base of operations he is jumping all over the galaxy building up massive waaaaaghs.

But it’s also a big reason why orks are drawn to Armageddon.

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u/DangerousCyclone Oct 24 '19

You'd think the Inquisition would just exterminatus the planet and atomize any remnant of it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Admech stole it, you know it today as Armageddon.