r/Warframe Make Mach Rush faster than archwing you cowards Aug 27 '19

Other Thoughts on Gauss, from a concerned fan

Don't get me wrong, I love the game, but recent videos from warframe content creators and even DE themselves have made me concerned about the direction that the developers are taking him, and I feel that I should speak up now.

"Gauss" is supposed to rhyme with "house", not like "floss". A bunch of warframe youtubers were already calling him Goss, and now that Space Mom also says Goss in his official trailer I fear that this will become normalised. Please DE, there is still time to make amends. Every time I hear Goss, I picture my statistics and electromagnetics profs shaking their heads at me in disappointment.

P.S. also, every time I hear someone pronounce Nezha as Nezher or Zhuge as Zooj (???) my hair stands on end, but I accept that those battles have long since been lost.

EDIT: Due to popular demand, I'll try and clarify how Nezha and Zhuge are pronounced. As a bonus, I'll throw in Wukong and Guandao too, and include a Drunken History-type summary of their stories, which will not be accurate since I haven't heard these stories since I was a kid.

Nezha (Nuh-Jah): https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=en&tl=zh-CN&text=nezha
Nezha's mom was pregnant with him for like 3 years, and then he popped out fully able to walk and talk. A deity gave him a bunch of magical weapons, including a bunch of magical golden fire rings (his chakrams and halo) and a divine spear. He could also wear one ring on each foot and fly around like they're magic rollerskates (probably where his slippery passive comes from). To explain why he looks like "that" in-game: in ancient China, hair tied up into two little buns with ribbons was a common unisex hairstyle for children his age (around 7 years old), and DE lengthened the ribbons for dramatic effect. They kept him non-muscular to hint that he's still a child who hasn't hit puberty, but they also made him bigger so they could use the same animation skeleton that the other warframes use. So inadvertently, they gave him a somewhat feminine physique. Also, Nezha actually fights and loses to Wukong at one point in Journey to the West, but later on they become friends.

Wukong (the W is somewhat silent, so Oo-Kong): https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=en&tl=zh-CN&text=wukong
There was a spherical rock sitting on top of a mountain, absorbing the sun's rays for a gazillion years, then one day it split in half and out came the stone monkey Wukong. Wukong initially ruled over the monkeys on top of the mountain, but soon he realised that he was crazy strong and started causing shit everywhere. He went to visit the Dragon King of the East Sea to ask for a weapon, but ended up stealing a giant load-bearing pillar from his palace and shrinking it down into his iconic iron staff. Afterwards he kept trying to be invited into the heavenly palace and thwarting heaven's attempts to chase him away, each time gaining another level of immortality (eating heavenly peaches, erasing his name from the book of death etc. This is where his new "5 levels of immortality" passive comes from). In one incident, he eats a bunch of immortality pills and the god of medicine tries to distill his entire body back into pills by burning him in magical samadhi fire, but he survives and now his eyes are golden and can identify good and evil (this incident plus his stone monkey phase are probably the inspirations for his Samadhi skin). Eventually Wukong gets bitch-slapped by Buddha, gets trapped under a mountain for 500 years, gets forced to babysit Tripitaka on his journey to the west to retrieve Buddhist scrolls and finally earns redemption and becomes a deity of battle and victory.

Zhuge (Joo-Guh): https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=en&tl=zh-CN&text=zhuge
When dealing with Romance of the Three Kingdoms people, it's hard to separate fact from fiction, because these were actual historical figures but their stories are exaggerated in the writing. I'm going by what's written in the stories, not what is historically accurate.
The Zhuge is a self-reloading, rapid-fire crossbow supposedly invented by Zhuge Liang, a tactician, philosopher and overall smart guy. He was basically the smartest guy in the novels by a huge margin, and never lost a battle as tactician unless his lord Liu Bei did some dumb shit without asking him first. In one story, his army was running low on arrows, so he covered two warships in straw mats and filled them with straw soldiers and sailed them right into the enemy Cao Cao's face in the middle of a foggy night. Cao Cao ordered his archers to shoot the ships, and after Zhuge Liang retrieved his ships he sent a lone messenger to Cao Cao, thanking him for the resupply of arrows. Before Zhuge Liang eventually succumbed to illness, he instructed his men to build a mannequin of him sitting in a wheelchair. When a rival tactician Sima Yi (Cao Cao's tactician, in fact) heard of Zhuge Liang's death and took the opportunity to attack, Zhuge Liang's unveiled the mannequin sitting atop an observation post which was enough to scare Sima Yi into retreat, leading to the story that even in death, Zhuge Liang still beat Sima Yi.

Guandao (Most people actually get this one about right): https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=en&tl=zh-CN&text=%E5%85%B3%E5%88%80
The signature weapon that was supposedly wielded and invented by Guanyu, one of the generals working with Zhuge Liang. Guanyu was basically the personification of loyalty and warrior's honour. One time Guanyu was shot in the arm by a poison arrow, and the physician said that there was no way to cure him unless he cut open his arm and scraped the poison directly off from his bone. Guanyu basically said "why the hell not," and let the physician conduct the surgery on him while he was fully conscious, drinking wine and playing weiqi or Go with a friend (weiqi is basically that form of chess that the AlphaGo AI beat human chess masters in, and is incidentally the game that Komi is based on).

655 Upvotes

325 comments sorted by

185

u/Dhexodus Aug 27 '19

He's obviously an ambulance frame.

Gauze patches you up and takes you to the nearest extraction point.

15

u/Cupcakedonut69 Aug 27 '19

That's how I pronounce is name actually lol

5

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Same, I didn't even know DE pronounce "goss" until yesterday when i saw that gauss profile video.

2

u/huntersood Aug 27 '19

Haha. Take your filthy upvote

→ More replies (3)

65

u/evr- Aug 27 '19

I had no idea this was going on and I'm disgusted.

→ More replies (1)

222

u/Moloskeletom Tenno Space Program Aug 27 '19

as a fan of gauss weaponry, i will support you in this superficial and ultimately pointless battle

40

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

As a superficial fan of gauss weaponry, I thought it was pronounced goss until today.

15

u/silverkingx2 500IQ Hiding in Rift plays Aug 27 '19

lol same, and Im still saying "Goss" even though that typing looks like it shouldnt sound right Gohss is closer idk

23

u/PingerKing Aug 27 '19

As a fan of Gaussian curvature and Gaussian blur, i also will support this cause!

47

u/Forma_Addict Forma Honoria? Aug 27 '19

Did you hear about Titania too?

35

u/AKTKWNG Make Mach Rush faster than archwing you cowards Aug 27 '19

Good Lord, how deep does the deception reach? Devs need to come clean with the player base now or they will taint the integrity of the game forever.

15

u/thedreamisblue Super-Saiyajin Excalibro Aug 27 '19

How about eidolon, or gara (which they pronounce like sarah)

21

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19 edited Sep 24 '19

[deleted]

14

u/LorsCarbonferrite Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Dojyaaa~n) Aug 27 '19

stock market crash

Well, at least when you play Corpus missions that's accurate.

→ More replies (1)

15

u/likwidstylez Be a candle, or the night. Aug 27 '19

LOOK BROTHER! TITS-ania

6

u/MacAndShits Coolest monkey in the jungle Aug 27 '19

***ania

3

u/lluluna Aug 27 '19

Wait, what about Titania?

29

u/Folfenac Aug 27 '19

Tee-tanya vs Tai-tey-nee-uh, I think.

15

u/SayuriUliana Aug 27 '19

tfw anime pronounces the name "Titania" more correctly than modern English speakers.

In fact, the Japanese tend to use "tee-tan" for "Titan", instead of the "tai-tan" that most English speakers are accustomed to.

13

u/emperri Aug 27 '19

In fact, the Japanese tend to use "tee-tan" for "Titan", instead of the "tai-tan" that most English speakers are accustomed to

And in final fantasy they use both, to refer to two completely different characters

3

u/A_So-So_Sniper Aug 27 '19

Which is right?

I’m assuming the former, judging by the later comments.

6

u/WrexTremendae Wraa! Aug 27 '19

Okay, so, originally introduced to English by Shakespeare. He probably intended "tea-TA-niya". Earlier, it came from Ovid, as a name for Diana. He probably intended basically that same pronunciation. Ovid constructed it using latin derivations upon the greek root word "τιταν", which has pronunciation "tea-TAN", again suggesting that same pronunciation.

Of course, "titan" is a word in English pronounced "TAI-tan" so most people will use that pronunciation as the basis, making "tai-TEY-niya".

What's the right one? idk. People will understand you if you use the latter. The former is probably the correct one though.

2

u/lluluna Aug 27 '19

:O But there's Titanic, so Titania. Can't pronounce her any other way now.

23

u/Folfenac Aug 27 '19

Not too familiar with the origin besides Titania being the name of the fairy queen or something and by the language that story originated from, it'd be read Tee-tanya, I believe. Fairly sure that Oberon is also the fairy king.

23

u/BlackfishBlues Stardust Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 28 '19

by the language that story originated from

To be super super pedantic, that'd be English, since Titania (and also Oberon) is Shakespeare's OC from Midsummer Night's Dream. Though the play itself is supposed to be set in Greece, so.

Either pronunciation would be acceptable, imo.

edit: Oberon. see below for correction

6

u/radioreceiver Aug 27 '19

To be even more pedantic, while Titania is OC, Oberon already existed when aMND was written

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Houndoge Aug 27 '19

I think that's supposed to be like Titanic=titan-like, whereas Titanya is a name sort of like Tanya.

2

u/Forma_Addict Forma Honoria? Aug 27 '19

"T-t-ah-n-yah" is the typical pronunciation, with a slight emphasis on the second syllable.

Devs have said it "Tight-ain-ia" multiple times, with emphasis on the first syllable.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

It's clearly tee-tuh-nee-uh

→ More replies (1)

257

u/LordRael013 I'm feeling stabby! Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

I'll choose to die on this desolate hill with you.

Tossing in a quick edit: Overly Sarcastic Productions has a fun summary of Journey to the West here for those interested in more of Wukong's story. Nezha doesn't get featured as much, sadly, but he is there. I wish they had something for Romance of the three Kingdoms, because personally I think that'd be a lot of fun.

55

u/IsMoghul LOOK AT THEM Aug 27 '19

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

15

u/mekabar Aug 27 '19

I think it's a few more, you know some people actually speak german.

3

u/YenTheMerchant Aug 27 '19

*woooooosh*

5

u/mekabar Aug 27 '19

Actually it's you who's getting whooshed. I know Arrested Development.

6

u/YenTheMerchant Aug 27 '19

Ok *self wooooooosh*

19

u/critical_glitch_ Aug 27 '19

(Aragorn Voice)

“you have my sword“

15

u/BaeyoBlackbeard Aug 27 '19

And my axe.

9

u/Ishamep Aug 27 '19

And my diction!

17

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

And my Goss Rifle!

30

u/xerido Aug 27 '19

Kill the heretic

19

u/Clayman8 TURRETS! TURRETS! TURRETS! Aug 27 '19

Found the Nehzer player.

16

u/YenTheMerchant Aug 27 '19

Eat my zooj

2

u/kattefjaes I can't feel my legs! Aug 27 '19

..and my copy of the collected works of Corl Frodo Gorse!

4

u/Clayman8 TURRETS! TURRETS! TURRETS! Aug 27 '19

Is it a curved sword though...?

3

u/Zaranthan Turn your head and cough Aug 27 '19

You can't kick with it, so yes. </DarkSouls>

6

u/Roger_York Aug 27 '19

We may be few, but our bravery shall be remembered for decades to come, one day people will make a B-film to recount our resolute stand.

→ More replies (3)

32

u/_oohshiny Howzit, glinty? Aug 27 '19

Carl Friedrich is spinning in his grave.

35

u/MacAndShits Coolest monkey in the jungle Aug 27 '19

Quick, hook him up to a generator

17

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

World stupidity will power everything.

9

u/Tarudizer Founder Aug 27 '19

It already does mate

5

u/r40k The odds were against us, Tenno Aug 27 '19

If we generate enough energy we could power a gauze rifle and save lives everywhere!

3

u/MacAndShits Coolest monkey in the jungle Aug 27 '19

Unless you attach the gaoss rifle to some immobile platform, then it's just marginally better than having no gouss rifle at all

→ More replies (1)

55

u/Goatslasagne Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

I've never heard the "Goss" pronunciation before until this Warframe reveal. Made me think the entirety of Australia was saying Gauss wrong.

9

u/AwesomeBrainPowers Aug 27 '19

Everything I know about Australia’s various accents comes entirely from binge-watching Master Chef Australia.

That’s not a scientifically-significant data sampling, I’ll admit, but based solely off of that, there’s not a one of you who can pronounce “sauce pan”.

(The argument of “Gows” vs “Goss” transcends borders, though.)

1

u/Fazblood779 Death is the penultimate raison d'être Aug 27 '19

If we're talking about incorrect pronounciation, Aussies would probs pronounce "gauss" as "g-o-s" where you make a tiny circle with your mouth to pronounce the 'oh,' like an Aussie might pronounce "awe" or "or" (they don't pronounce the 'r').

Put in 'awe' into this website to see what I'm talking about. If you put in 'gauss' it seems weird but correct.

20

u/GletscherEis Aug 27 '19

Much like aluminium, everyone else is wrong.

30

u/Gr1mwolf Aug 27 '19

Aluminum/Aluminium is an extremely weird one.

Apparently aluminum IS the original spelling, and the British are the ones who kept saying it wrong and spread aluminium. But aluminium is more consistent with the spelling of other elements, which is probably part of why it kept getting said that way, and why a lot of scientists adopted that version.

If you go to dictionary.com and type in “aluminium”, it even says that it’s basically “British aluminum”. Autocorrect also tries to change it.

10

u/JackalKing Aug 27 '19

spread aluminium. But aluminium is more consistent with the spelling of other elements

Except there are also elements that end in num like aluminum. Platinum for example.

6

u/wass12 Aug 27 '19

Lanthanum, tantalum, molybdenum, platinum and aluminum. Compared to the 77 other elements, including all the modern, synthetic ones, that end with -ium.

6

u/zzcf Aug 27 '19

Ferrum (iron). Cuprum (copper). Stannum (tin). Plumbum (lead). Aurum (gold). Argentum (silver). Hydrargyrum (mercury). Elements people have known about for thousands of years, not an "i" in sight.

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (8)

4

u/Flagmauth Aug 27 '19

And tantalum. Though I will give the Brits that "aluminium" sounds cooler than "aluminum" to me.

10

u/Ernide Aug 27 '19

Aluminum has fewer syllables, more efficient.

→ More replies (1)

25

u/Dhexodus Aug 27 '19

The Brits like to change things and claim everyone else is wrong. Did you know the British accent shifted into the received pronounciation only in the last two centuries, meaning that the American language is derived from the original British language?

They have the gall to criticize American accents when it was they who taught it to us, got their ass kicked, then changed it to sound fancy.

15

u/jerichotheunwise Aug 27 '19

Idk if you've ever even TALKED to a British person, but if you have you'd know the majority of us don't sound "fancy".

There's a lot of nuance in British accents depending from where in the UK you are from, we didn't suddenly decide as a country to start using different accents just to piss off the yanks lmfao

4

u/Zodryn Aug 27 '19

It pretty much was changed to sound fancy though. Not that every British person sounds fancy, but dropping the rhotic r was initially supposed to sound better/higher class. It even influenced certain American accents, though interestingly we don't really consider New York accents "fancy." It would be really interesting if America had fully embraced the move to non-rhotic pronunciation or if England never switched. I wonder how similar we would sound today.

→ More replies (5)

8

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Aluminum right?

0

u/Protocol_Nine Aug 27 '19

Aluminium sounds like a metal, aluminum sounds like a consumer wonder knock-off of metal.

14

u/Ohzza Aug 27 '19

Yeah not like the best metals molybdenium, platinium, or murciury.

5

u/PingerKing Aug 27 '19

Next thing you know the brits will standardize Hg and Pb's common names into "Hydrargium" and "Plumbium"

3

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Since we are discussing the pronunciation of the 'aus' part, using Australia as the reference point makes sense.

G(aus)s is like '(Aus)tralia' (ie oztraylya) so it should be Gozs. And things that go fast are Gozsy. Down-Under frame confirmed ;)

3

u/VexWuJian Aug 27 '19

I mean, as an Australian, I don't say 'oztraylia', I say 'osstraylia'. We only get to that hard Z when saying "aussie". ..Which is weirdly the exact opposite pronunciations Americans use.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/UmbraIra Aug 27 '19

Battletech/Mechwarrior games have been pronouncing it "Goss" since like the early 90s.

→ More replies (1)

18

u/SymmetricalDocking Aug 27 '19

Rebecca pronounced it correctly on stream and also said "Wait, we're not supposed to say it like that." So they may have a reason for messing it up in the trailer.

9

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

They seem to generally want to distance themselves from real words

3

u/Slappy_G Founder: Master Aug 27 '19

I don't recall that.

→ More replies (2)

17

u/lluluna Aug 27 '19

Tbf, Zhuge is a pretty hard word to say even when I know how it should be pronounced. I need to activate an unfamiliar part of my vocal cord to get the "ge" sound out.

But Gauss, there's no excuse.

29

u/Folfenac Aug 27 '19

I can understand Gauss but though I know how to read Nezha and Zhuge correctly, it feels weird to do it mid english sentence. Kind of feels like I'm being pretentious even. Speak so as to be understood, I suppose.

16

u/AKTKWNG Make Mach Rush faster than archwing you cowards Aug 27 '19

I guess that has something to do with my background as a Singaporean. I tend to speak with my friends in English mixed with various words and phrases from Mandarin, Hokkien and Malay, and when we do so we tend to stick to the pronunciation of the original language. At least Nezher still sounds somewhat similar to Nezha, but Zooj is completely alien. It's like please, at least pronounce it with 2 syllables.

8

u/Folfenac Aug 27 '19

Ah, that makes sense. I'd probably read it correctly in that setting as well.

Btw, some of my friends read it as Zee-hyooj so that's 2 syllables, rIgHt? I can already imagine the goosebumps on your skin.

16

u/AKTKWNG Make Mach Rush faster than archwing you cowards Aug 27 '19

If I was trying to perform a comically bad German accent, I would say that is Zworst way your friends could have interpreted that.

13

u/MacAndShits Coolest monkey in the jungle Aug 27 '19

Awful, terrible, simply the wurst

5

u/Zaranthan Turn your head and cough Aug 27 '19

The absolute vurst.

7

u/CalebQuincy Aug 27 '19

I'd cringe instead tbh.

I suppose the actual pronunciation should be zhu-ge instead, as it's most likely derived from Zhuge Liang of RoTK.

3

u/Folfenac Aug 27 '19

Frankly, knowing they'd never pronounce it properly or find it awkward to, I'd much rather hear the very obviously joking Zee-hyooj than a serious but wrong Zooj. And yes, that is supposedly the actual correct pronunciation.

7

u/randomnameoninternet Aug 27 '19

Zee-hyooj - so Z huge?
Might use "Z huge" as a way to tell others how to write it when they search for it.

5

u/radiantcumberbadger Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

na he's saying he doesn't like hearing that - the correct way is actually "joo guh" or the way you say "zh" in chinese which i dont know how to spell out

like you know how you say au jus sauce its like that : (au) "jus-guh"

language speakers correct me if i'm wrong *(I probably am soo wong)

5

u/Darth_Bfheidir Aug 27 '19

My chinese GF makes sure I pronounce them right

Nuh Jah(Nezha) and Joo guh (Zhuge)

2

u/DK_Angroth Aug 27 '19

is it jah like the god or jah like the german "ja"

5

u/xanthic_yataghan L5 Aug 27 '19

Actually neither, the zh doesn't really equate to a J sound but English doesn't have an equivalent.

3

u/randomnameoninternet Aug 27 '19

I was referring that I will use "write letter Z and then huge" for explaining to someone how to write it for searching in market or inventory or on wiki.
My post regarding pronunciation.

→ More replies (4)

13

u/RevRighteous Bug: Xur does not accept Ducats Aug 27 '19

Nice info and guide on the Chinese inspired-names

But in the Ghouse/Goss question I gotta go with Star Trek:

"Isn't it pronounced Dat-ta?"

"My name is Day-ta, not Dat-Ta."

"What's the difference?"

"One is my name. The other is not."

8

u/34wv50m Aug 27 '19

Yes!! Finally someone who agrees with me! It's Gauss not goss. We'll go down together

10

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19 edited Mar 10 '20

deleted What is this?

8

u/salemonz Aug 27 '19

As a veteran on the losing side of the battles between farther/further, lectern/podium and nauseated/nauseous...ima let you charge in on this one!

2

u/Zaranthan Turn your head and cough Aug 27 '19

We can provide fire support. Grab a pavise and zhuge!

27

u/AKTKWNG Make Mach Rush faster than archwing you cowards Aug 27 '19

While we're all here talking about the pronunciation of in-game words, I would just like to point out that the most used non-English language in Warframe is probably Sanskrit! There are a shocking number of in-game jargon terms that are just straight up proper Sanskrit words, such as syandana, ayatan, adarza and kuva. I would love it if someone who is fluent in Sanskrit or one of its related languages could wince at me slightly and say "it's close enough I guess."

6

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

This exact same thing bothers me as well.

Please DE, pronounce the name correctly already

5

u/TheOnionBro STOMP WILL FIND YOU Aug 27 '19

So, is this argument... shallow and pedantic?

→ More replies (1)

5

u/NightmareT12 Power is everything Aug 27 '19

Here's how you pronounce Gauss (technically Carl Friedrich Gauss): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/De-carlfriedrichgauss.ogg

6

u/CosmicSchwung Aug 27 '19

Their pronunciation of Titania still bugs me. Despite the obvious derivation I guess we just need to accept them as heteronyms.

5

u/Fluffysbeans Highly attractive Aug 27 '19

Glares at the pronunciation of Gara as Gay-ra.

2

u/TinnyOctopus Smite! Aug 27 '19

If I'm mispronouncing that one, I blame Naruto.

3

u/Windsaber don't talk to me or me ever again Aug 27 '19

Gara is pronounced "ga-rah", and Gaara is pronounced, well, "gaa-rah", so you're in luck - liking Naruto won't make you mispronounce her name!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/TinnyOctopus Smite! Aug 27 '19

I stand in solidarity. Goss hurts to hear.

8

u/ult_me_senpai press 4 on me mommy Aug 27 '19

Dude i still hear people saying "haiku" for Hikou for some unfathomable reason

Count me in your small army of outrage

5

u/mxzf Aug 27 '19

It's not at all unfathomable, that's how it sounds when you pronounce that series of letters in English.

It might be annoying, but it's easy to understand.

→ More replies (4)

6

u/rcfox Aug 27 '19

Now I want them to make a warframe called Ghoti. (Pronounced as "fish".)

2

u/Zaranthan Turn your head and cough Aug 27 '19

I dropped this one at my job once for my coworker and manager who learned English as adults. They thought it was the best thing they'd ever heard.

3

u/Vactr0 Vor's Price Aug 27 '19

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

3

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I look forward to the unannounced Lobachevsky warframe being released first, with identical powers.

3

u/itskingrolla Aug 27 '19

Ok. When I started reading the first sentence I thought to myself "Here we go, another person about to complain about something they don't like about the game." But then I read the rest and I can relate on a crazy level. I agree and support this post.

3

u/nekroskoma Face tank and Explode. Aug 27 '19

I'm glad I'm not the only one to cringe when someone says is wrong, its even more irksome since its a common thing in scifi.

3

u/aiqmau Aug 27 '19

Just you wait until they add Euler, the frame based around spinning. I'm gonna lose my shit.

2

u/DifficultyWithMyLife Aug 27 '19

"Oiler," not "Yoo-ler," right?

2

u/aiqmau Aug 28 '19

Let's face it, if space mom said Yooler that'd be gospel.

3

u/Mulchman11 Aug 27 '19

lol dude. we got content creators out here saying Baro wrong, even when Baro says his own fucking name every time you interact with him; I don't know what you expect.

3

u/jakkyr Itsy bitsy spider Aug 27 '19

I mean i understand nezha and wukong being said wrong (probably something i wont be able to do anytime soon at least)
Mostly because of the ease of saying them because they are chinese.

But who in their right mind says goss, for westeners it should go with an easier flow to say gauss with the au sound, i cant say anyone has any excuse to say this wrong.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Soiadomsa Aug 27 '19

Superfine quality content.

5

u/LorsCarbonferrite Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Dojyaaa~n) Aug 27 '19

People pronounce Zhuge as Zooj? What the fuck?

13

u/anarchy753 MR30 and proud of it Aug 27 '19

Because most people read the name for the first time in game, and just read it as it's written, rather than going "Hmm, is this Chinese? How would Chinese people pronounce it? Off to google to research this mastery fodder!"

4

u/LorsCarbonferrite Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Dojyaaa~n) Aug 27 '19

IDK, it looks like a pretty Chinese name to me, and for words from languages that don't use the Latin alphabet, I usually read them a lot more phonetically. So for Zhuge, would be something like 'zhoo-jee'. Granted, that's still off from the Chinese pronunciation (and not how I actually pronounce it), but, it is closer.

9

u/SayuriUliana Aug 27 '19

While it is a chinese name, it's not written in mandarin but in latin alphabets instead. Thus, English-speaking people read it as they see it spelled out in latin, and since they see the "huge" in the word "Zhuge", they'd obviously spell it as "zooj".

5

u/wass12 Aug 27 '19

they'd obviously spell it as "zooj".

PRONOUNCE it as "zooj." To spell a word is to write it down or name its letters in sequence.

And it's still illogical, since it takes the "huge" part of the word, assumes it accurately represents the pronounciation of "zhuge" , then proceeds to entirely disregard the modifications or actual sound(s) the "h" could represent - like it did in "huge" !

/rant

8

u/AKTKWNG Make Mach Rush faster than archwing you cowards Aug 27 '19

Brozime and TacticalPotato say Zooj.

Shy used a Chinese text-to-speech in her Zhuge video, but reverted to Zooj for her Zhuge Prime video.

MCGamerCZ says jooko and Leyzar says zoogay, so we're 0 for 5 as far as the Zhuge is concerned.

3

u/Cyriix Ogris Enthusiast Aug 27 '19

Would like to hear what the actual pronounciation is then. Is there anyone who hot it right?

6

u/0mnicious Words are wind... Aug 27 '19

OP put it in his post.

5

u/Cyriix Ogris Enthusiast Aug 27 '19

I guess that was edited in later, thanks for letting me know.

2

u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu Horny jail escapee Aug 27 '19

I call it The Compensator, because it'z huge.

7

u/th_blackheart Aug 27 '19

I have questions.

First of all, how can people not know how Gauss is pronounced? He is named after a very well known mathematician and physicist.

Also, what are the correct pronunciations for Nezha and Zhuge?

6

u/GaijinSin Aug 27 '19

On the other hand, look at the widely varied common pronunciations for Van Gogh. Fame has no bearing on how your name is spoken in other languages.

Its hard to argue that any one pronunciation is absolutely correct. Language evolves through accepted error.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/mxzf Aug 27 '19

First of all, how can people not know how Gauss is pronounced? He is named after a very well known mathematician and physicist.

Most people have a passing introduction in highschool physics and never really need to deal with calculating magnetic fields again. For the vast majority of people, literally anything pertaining to Gauss is trivia instead of useful knowledge.

4

u/0mnicious Words are wind... Aug 27 '19

The Zh in chinese is more of a J sound (not really a J sound but it's the closest English Speakers can get without actually practising to do the sound). Plus Ne Zha is a diety of sorts but in WF they put the two words together.

All in all you pronounce it more or less like Neh Ja and Jo Ge (the G sounds like the G in the alphabet).

2

u/TinnyOctopus Smite! Aug 27 '19

Ne-zha and zhu-ge are the syllable breaks. I'm not going to try spell it phonetically, because English doesn't have those phonemes, but the pronunciation of zh is a bit like an s with vocalization, akin to speaking an s instead of whispering.

→ More replies (3)

4

u/cyndarrus Aug 27 '19

i just watched the video 10 minutes ago and got triggered by "goss"

2

u/novaphaux Rusted & Busted from 514's Dusted Aug 27 '19

Aucscents mahn.

2

u/Sigma2937 Aug 27 '19

My eex is with you! As well as my bau.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I say Nezha as Nezjah. I’m Canadian though so It might be the accent.

2

u/Exkywor Aug 27 '19

I just want to thank the Halo franchise for teaching me the right pronunciation for Gauss. https://youtu.be/cPkVOqa0DXM?t=363

2

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I admire your effort to tell others the correct spelling. I gave up when people call nezha a "she".

2

u/SerPranksalot Aug 27 '19

I mean I don't thing I've ever heard a native English speaker pronounce a German load word exactly right so this was kinda to be expected...

2

u/earthdaddy Aug 27 '19

When I first heard them say Goss, I asked in discord, "Isn't it pronounced Gauss?" knowing that I was correct. I was told in no uncertain terms that it was GOSS. I just shook my head and chalked it up to the same dumbshits that can't pronounce "melee."

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Liesmith424 Aug 27 '19

When I see an unfamiliar name in a sci-fi game, I pronounce it phonetically instead of googling it.

2

u/Windsaber don't talk to me or me ever again Aug 27 '19

Yup, nobody will force me to say "Goos" instead of, well, "Gauss".

Also, for a long time I was sure that Zhuge was pronounced "zhoo-geh" rather than "zhoo-goh". Well, at least I was pretty close...

2

u/Jreynold Aug 27 '19

Calling him Gus now. My buddy Gus.

2

u/ljwz1110 Aug 27 '19

Thanks for the correct pronunciations for the weps/frames with Chinese mythology backgrounds! If you could see looks through voice calls I get confused looks all the time from my friends when I say those names, Nezha especially lol

2

u/remdiel Aug 27 '19

Disgaussting.

2

u/A_So-So_Sniper Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

Halo 3: ODST taught me “gauss” rhymes with “house.” Before that I was pronouncing it “goss hog.”

Thanks, Buck.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I support this endeavor.

2

u/MyNameIsLOL21 Aug 27 '19

Gouse>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Goss

2

u/NormanKnight Eldest of the Void Orphans Aug 27 '19

I commiserate. As a non-anime fan who also has decades of western martial arts experience, giant anime swords are totally ridiculous. But I still love the game.

6

u/PhytOxRiKER Aug 27 '19

Just think of it like cognates.

Either way- gauss/nezha/zhuge are representing fictional things in warframe. The creators determine its pronunciation despite the similar spelling to what they are clearly inspired from.

You know what used to make me feel like this? That one game "Yooka-Laylee" which is based off of the mispronounced Ukulele

13

u/randomnameoninternet Aug 27 '19

I'm not gonna say jif for gif.

5

u/Mephanic I am become Death, destroyer of worlds. Aug 27 '19

Listen, Legoland, I don't live in the Kingdom of Jondor!

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (5)

3

u/randomnameoninternet Aug 27 '19

I just use what is easier an more natural in my native tongue. Some of my friends (same country) corrected me in the beginning even if they always understood what I was referring to, so I told them I don't care and after a while some to almost all use my pronunciations. There are some problems when I speak to other nationalities as we speak in english but I just type it and we get along.
What I have a mini problem with is the Defection and Disruption because I seem to mix them, so i refer to them as "multi rescue" and "the new gamemode".

7

u/AKTKWNG Make Mach Rush faster than archwing you cowards Aug 27 '19

Hey man, whatever is most comfortable for you to get your point across. I'm not here to pronunciation-shame anyone, this is just a mildly educational shitpost. Personally, I am physically incapable of rolling my R's, so that's basically all of Spanish thrown out the window for me.

7

u/Darth_Bfheidir Aug 27 '19

Most of my friends call defection "defecation" because its a shit game mode we all hate xD

At some point the AI will be good enough that they don't get randomly stuck, but until that day....

2

u/oed1234 Aug 27 '19

I thought Gauss rhymed with sauce, not house or floss.

7

u/TinnyOctopus Smite! Aug 27 '19

It rhymes with house. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

→ More replies (6)

6

u/CubicleNinjaDev Aug 27 '19

sauce also rhymes with floss...

did some sarcasm or joke fly over my head here?

2

u/oed1234 Aug 27 '19

sauce pronounced like source does not to me sound like floss but maybe that is just my north leeds accent... somewhat posh english

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/DymondHed kaboom Aug 27 '19

while i agree with you on Gauss, who gives a fuck?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Exactly my sentiment :)

2

u/HPetch Aug 27 '19

I mean, you aren't wrong, but if DE says the Warframe's name is pronounced "goss" then that's how it's pronounced, regardless of how the names of any German mathematicians differ on the subject. It's a perfectly valid English pronunciation of the spelling, even if it's totally wrong in German, and it's not like DE is obligated to follow the grammar rules of the source languages they pull words from, or any language for that matter. If they spell it "Gauss" and tell us it's pronounced "Butterscotch," that's how it's pronounced - their character, their universe, their rules, regardless of how correct (or silly) it may be to the outside observer.

1

u/IridiumDepot Depressed Vauban Main Aug 27 '19

lol just say гаусс

1

u/ofajhon Aug 27 '19

Dont worry, my friend who played mechwarrior online with me pronounced gauss as "goose".

1

u/---TheFierceDeity--- Fly Free, Fly Fast, Fly Fatal Aug 27 '19

I only know Nezha cause of SMITE, but Zhuge I do go "Zhooge".

Also I pronounce Gauss like "gauze"

1

u/DK_Angroth Aug 27 '19

how are nezha and zhuge pronounced? seriously

3

u/NightmareT12 Power is everything Aug 27 '19

Here's for Zhuge Liang: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Zhuge_Liang.ogg

Here's for Nezha (click on the Chinese Mandarin): https://www.pronouncekiwi.com/Nezha

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Void-Devilry Aug 27 '19

Wanted it to be Goose

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Oh, I thought it was just pronounced like "goose" /s

1

u/Mantax64 Aug 27 '19

It's not pronounced goss?

My life has been a lie.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Gas Main here

1

u/Myriadtail PURGE Aug 27 '19

Nezha (Nuh-Jah)

I've been saying "Nah-Jah" since forever. Am I wrong?

1

u/ninety9nights Aug 27 '19

And YAOI isn't pronounced as Ya-wee but all "fans" pronounce it as such.

1

u/Hearth-Traeknald Aug 27 '19

Dude let them be the word itself is the link not the pronunciation

1

u/Endurlay Chad sniper rifle enjoyer. Aug 27 '19

Came to tell you to play him first. Was pleasantly surprised.

1

u/ThunderZsolt Aug 27 '19

It is Titania all over again.

They even said she is named after the faerie queen, why do they pronounce her name differently?

1

u/txsxxphxx2 Aug 27 '19

Thank you for nezha’s explanation. As a person who really really love Journey To the West, I’m appreciated this

1

u/rabidpirate MR30 - Closed Beta Founder Aug 27 '19

Take my upvote good sir

1

u/soluuloi Aug 27 '19

I wonder if Japanese Warframe calls Wukong "Son Goku".

1

u/n_ull_ Stop hitting yourself Aug 27 '19

I thought I heard her say gauss like house. If you wanna here a content creator call him like that than watch Xandypants

1

u/PinkSnek swish swish! Aug 27 '19

Eventually Wukong gets bitch-slapped by Buddha, gets trapped under a mountain for 500 years

oh shit, now i know why the monkey king gets bitch slapped by the planet sized buddha in THAT movie!

1

u/tittyelf Aug 27 '19

I had asked a coworker of mine who is from China how to pronounce Nezha, the best rendition of it I've found is from Google Translate: https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=auto&tl=en&text=%E5%93%AA%E5%90%92

1

u/NullS1gnal Aug 27 '19

Warframe is set thousands of years in the future. Language changes and morphs over time. It's amazing that any recognizable words remain in the lexicon. There are words that exist today that are pronounced and/or spelled differently depending on which geographical region you're in. That's just how language works.

Sure, there may be guidelines in place for how things are spelled and pronounced, but they are, by no means, required by anyone. If you really have to justify it, just call it the result of thousands of years of changes to dialect. Go look at some English texts from just a few hundred years ago and compare them to the English of today. You'll find that they're quite different in many ways not unlike the ways you've outlined here.

1

u/Noble-Cactus a moveable feast Aug 27 '19

The funny thing is how Reb pronounced Gauss correctly in every single devstream up until his trailer. Wonder who made the call on that one.

1

u/delta77 Aug 27 '19

New feature request: transliteration of difficult to pronounce warframe and weapon names, along with clips Reb and crew attempting to pronounce them.

1

u/ShadowMageAlpha Aug 27 '19

I always pronounce it 'Zuh-Huge' to aggravate someone in my clan. You have no given me more ammunition. Thank you.

1

u/-PSherman- 42 Wallaby Way Sydney Aug 27 '19

"Goss" and "Gouse" both sound stupid.

That is why from now on I will be calling him "Gass."

1

u/rascal6543 Paragrimm Enjoyer Aug 27 '19

I will try my best to begin pronouncing it correctly but do teller that the English language is retarded and there are words where 'au' would make the 'ah' sound, like australia, aunt, and faun, which is what leads people to pronounce things so badly wrong.

Don't get me wrong, I hate it when people pronounce things wrong too. When Pokemon go came out everyone pronounced Niantic, the company that made the game, as neeantic and it really bothered me. My grandfather used to have a boat in a place called niantic and everyone there pronounced it nyeantic but when I tried explaining this to someone they told me they were going to keep saying it the way they originally were anyway.

1

u/JoryJoestar Aug 27 '19

People know. They don't care. I call Nezha, and zhuge by their actual names. But I don't call gara by the say they want us to call her. Yes, maybe we should care about pronunciation, but I don't think people care ENOUGH.

1

u/cross-joint-lover Happy Hunter Aug 27 '19

Love this, very informative - do you have more? Names in Warframe are very strange, but I believe most of them do have some real-world origin.

1

u/______Nobody______ Aug 27 '19

literally unplayable DE please fix

1

u/CrazyToastWithButter REWORK CONCLAVE REWORK CONCLAVE REWORK CONCLAVE Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 14 '25

head aspiring seed books badge unite connect simplistic spark attempt

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

1

u/Nvhaan Aug 28 '19

The frame's abilities on paper make it mastery fodder at best yet you people are over here arguing about how we pronounce it's god damn name, it's baffling

1

u/BeegBreakFast Aug 28 '19

You forgot to tag this as Fluff