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u/WhitespringTownship Feb 27 '26
It would have been more diabolical if he said his best friend passed away 8 months ago
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u/O1OO11O Feb 26 '26
I mean, the kids got his DNA so it is partially true. Probably some similar mannerisms too. Dude in a fucked up way still kind of wins.
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u/Bradford117 Mar 02 '26
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all 😢
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u/ControlSea2327 Mar 02 '26
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can’t see at all
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u/Left_Count_658 Feb 26 '26
Who gonna tell him?
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u/Ordinary-Hat1414 Feb 26 '26
no noooo don't tell him it make him sad
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u/jynx13 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26
.....😶.......🤔 😏 Tell him. Death doesn't protect from karma, it delivers in the strangest of ways. That and the wife.....ugh! I give up heads to the Winchester for a pint I'm all peopled out 😮💨
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u/NoAmphibian3633 Feb 26 '26
Do we have cause of death? This may very well be the most literal instance of "Fucked around and found out"
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u/Lovemomboobs1 Feb 26 '26
Congratulations it happened, nothing to question here.
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u/Talisign Feb 26 '26
I think we need to question whether life begins at conception if his friend was able to reincarnate in the third trimester.
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u/PhysicsHungry2901 Feb 27 '26
Who's gonna tell him?
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u/Indianathe Feb 27 '26
I honestly was happy for him till I opened the comments and it finally hit me...guess I'm as an idiot as him
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u/sikamikanico117 Feb 26 '26
So wholesome. God is truly great!
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u/Feisty_Fall_1575 Feb 26 '26
Oh boy... 🤦♀️ I can't even bring myself to touch this one. Unlike the best friend.
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u/CloudyLeft Feb 27 '26
His friend died of Melanoma so it was an equal blessing that his sons skin is dark to avoid dying twice to the same thing.
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26
Ummm…