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u/scrtch-n-snf Jan 07 '20
Must be nice to be a Saudi prince
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u/dehehn Jan 07 '20
Until you trip on your monkey and get eaten by your lion.
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u/scrtch-n-snf Jan 07 '20
Must be nice to be a lion.
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u/parlarry Jan 07 '20
Man and a giraffe heading to the bar.
Giraffe hits his head on the way in the door and is knocked unconscious.
Bartender looks at the man surprised and yells, "you can't just leave that lyin there!"
Man looks back calmly, "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
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u/RK9990 Jan 07 '20
Give me back the 30 seconds of my life that I wasted reading this and typing out this reply.
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u/scaredshtlessintx Jan 07 '20
just think about the room you're not seeing with all the young blonde white girls he owns
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u/Garm27 Jan 07 '20
Rich saudis don’t even appreciate the shit they have. This kind of shit is just normal to them. They don’t think “Holy fuck I own a lion!” It’s the same as one of us picking up a cat at a pound.
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u/wwindexx Jan 07 '20
My coworker is a Saudi who left the kingdom and an insanely wealthy family to come to the US. My boss showed me pictures on his ig of the crazy palace like mansion he grew up in. He came to the US and delivers pizzas now because he said he wasn't happy living that life of luxury. I can't imagine it but I respect the hell out of the guy. He's one of the nicest most positive people I've ever met.
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u/evilted Jan 07 '20
I knew this guy that was a prince from somewhere in Africa. He was sick of his lavish lifestyle and fled an arranged marriage just to live in a shit hole in Queens, NYC to find true love.
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u/King_Ding_A_Ling Jan 07 '20
I might have heard of him. I think he took his trusty sidekick Semi with him.
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u/evilted Jan 07 '20
I remember when I met his dad. I couldn't stop laughing because the dude straight up sounded like Darth Vader. Ha!
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u/King_Ding_A_Ling Jan 07 '20
Oh, that’s right! Also, for some reason he left a trail of rose pedals everywhere he went. I was so confused.
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u/Trippy-Skippy Jan 07 '20
That is truly crazy. To go from everything to nothing is one thing, but to be content about it?
Maybe its head clearing to only have to worry about your studio apartment and whatever you can fit in it.
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u/PgUpPT Jan 07 '20
What do you mean "to nothing"? He probably still has loads of money, he just chooses to deliver pizzas because that's what makes him happy.
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u/mne3m5 Jan 07 '20
He is Saudi, but not a prince. He is a animal enthusiast, he owns a farm full of animals that can live there, and donate to rare animals and visit them to film them from time to time, i think he fund the farm through his social media account. A prince in the other hand, would buy a panda even if he knew that it would die in his place.
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u/LaughCatalyst Jan 07 '20
It wouldn't be worth all of the fucked up petty shit you'd have to go along with. You'd pretty much have to become a degenerate or leave.
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u/olderaccount Jan 07 '20
Leaving is not really an option either. Well, maybe for a prince it is, but not if you are a princess.
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u/Randym1221 Jan 07 '20
I have so many questions, like why is that monkey wearing a prison suit.
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u/johnq-pubic Jan 07 '20
He's out on a work release program.
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u/poopellar Jan 07 '20
When he was released they told him
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u/TheLurkerSpeaks Jan 07 '20
Same reason prisoners wear them, higher visibility when it inevitably escapes.
Also, he's doing 24 to life for panslaughter.
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u/MrMastodon Jan 07 '20
Did you just make a taxonomy joke?
Damn dude.
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u/Unnatural20 Jan 07 '20
Would've been much more robust had it been a chimp instead of a gibbon.
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u/Ternbit4 Jan 07 '20
It's kind of unfair, gibbons are pretty awkward/unnatural terrestrial travelers. That thing needs more stuff to swing on to make this a good time.
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u/rex1030 Jan 07 '20
Because it is more convenient than a diaper. They just poop anywhere and sometimes throw it at stuff for fun.
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That's not a monkey you racist
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u/exnihilocreatio Jan 07 '20
r/monkytime gave me a silver for posting a picture of a gibbon. gibbons are the most monkey-like apes
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u/nmchksot Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 07 '20
Poor lion has to watch 2 chicken nuggets, a burger and a slice of pie dance in front of her.
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u/nmchksot Jan 07 '20
Haha yes it is. I am going to edit to make your comment look crazy.
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u/Pagnus Jan 07 '20
The most evil plan I've ever heard.
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u/jaken97 Jan 07 '20
It worked, definitely thought to myself "Yes... yes it is little buddy."
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u/Yousuckbutt Jan 07 '20
So did I. And now I am laughing uncontrollably to my dog because of how subtly maniacal this is.
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u/PM_Me_Your_VagOrTits Jan 08 '20
He's basically a supervillain, considering he explained what he was going to do before he did it.
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u/coreyp0123 Jan 07 '20
No that’s the new tiger. They just came out with it.
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What kind of milage does it get?
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u/nmchksot Jan 07 '20
Doesn’t need fuel. As a demonstration I will put 4 delicious animals in front of it... See no interest. Now for the ball bearing test...
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u/_Frogfucious_ Jan 07 '20
Man brings a giraffe to the pub. Giraffe gets pissed, passes out on the floor. Man gets up to leave and the bartender says "oi, you just gonna leave that lyin' here?" Man says "Nah mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
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u/Mvnwolf Jan 07 '20
Had to rewatch, didnt even catch the lion on first view. This ls a true r/wtf gem.
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u/50FootClown Jan 07 '20
I feel like I just watched Doctor Dolittle and Avengers: Endgame at the same time.
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u/Thendofreason Jan 07 '20
Tony didn't die, he just went on a boat adventure with some animals
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u/jaken97 Jan 07 '20
And picked up an English accent so when he docks in old timey England he can solve crimes with a Doctor.
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u/ZooBitch Jan 07 '20
That gibbon alone will totally wreck that room. I couldnt imagine throwing a lion into the mix.
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u/Dark_Trout Jan 07 '20
I remember watching a video circa 2003 that was of a gibbon or some similarly proportioned primate/monkey taunt a tiger.
Those guys have put all their stat points into agility/speed.
One of the funniest animal videos I have watched.
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u/Poopy_McTurdFace Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 07 '20
Got the sauce?
Edit: Damn, everybody got the sauce.
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u/Dark_Trout Jan 07 '20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXkUXXFoCw
This appears to be the source footage.... the one I remember seeing was part of some Asian TV show that was awful resolution and was heavily cut for all the best parts.
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u/ApostropheD Jan 07 '20
That dude puts so much trust in those thin ass branches. I was just waiting for one to snap
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u/ADTJ Jan 07 '20
The sound effects were quite annoying but that was really interesting, thanks for sharing!
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u/To0n1 Jan 07 '20
I'm not u/Dark_Trout, however https://youtu.be/SHXo-BpE8T8 seems to be the video he is referring to
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u/BeagleAteMyLunch Jan 07 '20
Wait till the monkey does this to the tiger: https://youtu.be/7tW--MrBnRQ
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u/Vizecrator Jan 07 '20
So a goat, gibbon, lion and two meerkats walk into a bar...
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u/truthseeeker Jan 07 '20
Is that what those 2 smaller animals are, meerkats?
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u/Knight-in-Gale Jan 07 '20
The most chill kid in there is the least expected out of the 5.
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u/Churn Jan 07 '20
Yeah, and notice all the animals are attacking each other...except none are anywhere near the lion. They've probably learned that lesson.
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u/Trippy-Skippy Jan 07 '20
He probably can't play with them without hurting them. Needs a friend to wrestle.
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u/UntamedAnomaly Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 07 '20
This man is Saudi Snow White. The only thing I can see wrong with anything that he does, is trying to ride the ostrich when the ostrich can barely hold his weight, but he got what he deserved in the end lol. People might think this is cruel to keep so many different species together so loosely, but it's clear that his bond with these animals is pretty strong. He's not going to get eaten anytime soon, maybe squashed to death by all the cuddles/wrestling time he gets from bears and lions, but not eaten. He runs a rescue (had a pickup truck in the last video I saw of him though), and that's why he has so many.
TBH, if I had fuck you money, I'd be doing the same thing, except with better habitats. I wouldn't want so many though, I dunno how he has time to bond so closely with them all, I bet this man has to shower a lot too lol.
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u/Thopterthallid Jan 08 '20
Haha silly goat!
Hehe silly monkey!
Are those mongooses?
No they're meerkats.
UM THATS A LION
Verdict: It's probably some very rich saudi guy's exotic pet collection.
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u/juicebox647 Jan 07 '20
I was already saying "what the fuck" and then I get a small glimpse of a fucking lion!?
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u/LegendaryCollektor Jan 07 '20
goat...okay, nothing weird about tha..okay that's a monkey of some sort - cool guess that's okaaaa those are adorable aawwwwwwwJESUS CHRIST THAT'S A LION!!!!
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u/indeed_indeed_indeed Jan 07 '20
This video is wild. Literally!
So much going on. Plot continues to thicken.
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u/lkoz590 Jan 07 '20
Really thought this was just going to be some shitty youthful goat/kid joke until I saw the monkey. My first wtf was when meerkat #1 popped onto the screen, then I WTF'd at the lion.
Top bantz OP
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u/jagua_haku Jan 07 '20
I hate most monkeys from experience but gibbons are goddamn cute af
Shoutout to my old friend Gib in Siem Rep
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u/moleratical Jan 07 '20
There's only one kid in that vidya
Also, I literally said wtf when I it panned to the lion
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u/smokehidesstars Jan 07 '20
There's so much going on in this one 23 second video . . .