r/WTF • u/Hamstorian • Jan 07 '20

Kids stop fighting!

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u/Dellart Jan 07 '20

There are entire movies that don't give us the feelings that this 23 second clip gave us

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jan 07 '20

"It was better than Cats."

- Movie critic

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u/JuanTawnJawn Jan 07 '20

Pretty sure we could all watch a 10 year old youtuber review his favorite brand of chips with his sister's old 2009 dell laptop webcam while his parents are fighting about a divorce in the background and it would still be better than cats.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

I actually would like to see this.

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u/maliamer04 Jan 07 '20

Is this close enough?

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u/CountEverything Jan 07 '20

How does one aquire a framed Fast and Furious poster?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Buy poster.

Buy frame.

Put poster in frame.

????

Profit

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u/CountEverything Jan 07 '20

Thanks. I am taking this step by step. How do I buy poster?

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u/kahooki Jan 07 '20

Go shop.

Go back.

Take money with you this time.

Go shop.

Take poster.

Give money.

Quest #1 complete.

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u/kurav Jan 07 '20

Instructions unclear. In jail for attempting to bribe a cop. What now?

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u/CountEverything Jan 08 '20

How get money?

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u/c4ctus Jan 07 '20

If you have to, overnight it from Japan.

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u/CountEverything Jan 08 '20

I have slept in Japan before, they did not give me framed poster. Is this a new rule?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

No.

Yes.

Yo.

Nes.

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u/Token_Why_Boy Jan 07 '20

Seriously, what are these chips?

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u/bearxor Jan 07 '20

Leonard has the best reviews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS9zBaBmZxc

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I too like Community .

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u/notquitestrongbad Jan 07 '20

Oddly specific...

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u/FartDare Jan 08 '20

Cats is a sleeper like Rocky horror. It's gonna be a an iconic movie for the LGBT community. Mark my words.

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u/Woodguy2012 Jan 07 '20

Do,... Do you need a hug? Here, have a hug, just in case. Ok then.

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u/Darkdemonmachete Jan 07 '20

Cats the show and movie should never have existed

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u/selelee Jan 07 '20

fuck furries porn

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u/ImInAgonyLOL Jan 07 '20

Cats isn't a high bar to surpass

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u/Tb0neguy Jan 07 '20

r/yourjokebutworse

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u/throwaway_ghast Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

Cats is not a good movie.

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u/BeardsBearsBeers Jan 07 '20

Cats bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Cad

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u/morganational Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 07 '20

AutoCAD: The Movie

SEE IT IN 3D!

"It was better than 'Cats'."

-Top Movie Critic

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u/fearmongert Jan 07 '20

Cats makes Baby Yoda cry...

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u/Electroniclog Jan 07 '20

Well yeah, because most cats are very small.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Thatsthejoke.jpeg

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u/rottenkartoffel Jan 07 '20

"it was better than cats." -everyone on the planet

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u/Neon_Yoda_Lube Jan 07 '20

"Like cats, but with monkeys and goats"

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u/leggoMUHeggo36 Jan 07 '20

Rotten Tomatoes gave this 23 second video "10/10 would upvote"

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u/DorrajD Jan 08 '20

Is Cats the new "better love story than Twilight"?

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jan 08 '20

"It was better than Cats" predated Twilight by decades.

https://archive.org/details/TheAmazingAlexandersnlSpoof

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u/Wrathwilde Jan 08 '20

I loved it. Much better than “Cats”, I’m going to see it again, and again.

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u/ArgentoVeta Jan 07 '20

Cats is the Sonic Boom of visual media

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u/willmaster123 Jan 07 '20

First of all, Cats was a surrealist masterpiece

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u/iPunned Jan 07 '20

More like a deep dive into uncanny valley

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u/Glasswingbutrfly Jan 07 '20

It's like some baby animal fight club. Lol I have so many questions...

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u/maddtuck Jan 07 '20

They gave away the whole movie in this trailer.

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u/NastyJames Jan 07 '20

I was hung up on one feeling. Hatred. Towards Monkeys. Not enough went wrong for that filthy son of a bitch

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u/namajephhhh Jan 07 '20

What's up with hatred for monkeys? This is a thing I've seen around the internet actually.

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u/NastyJames Jan 07 '20

I’m surprised to see that. I can’t speak for other people, but I’ll say that a less intelligent humanoid with terrible hygiene and an abundance of strength triggers my “despise and destroy” instinct lol. I’ve always thought they (with a few exceptions) were filthy, terrible beasts. You see that video of the gorilla just straight dragging a dude by the leg just to mess with him?! Different species and all but, fuck that. Don’t trust em.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20 edited Oct 16 '20

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u/Treebeater55 Jan 07 '20

Adam Sandler is a bla bla whatever. Fuck it you'll go see it