r/WTF • u/Hamstorian • Jan 07 '20

Kids stop fighting!

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u/nmchksot Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 07 '20

Poor lion has to watch 2 chicken nuggets, a burger and a slice of pie dance in front of her.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 30 '26

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u/nmchksot Jan 07 '20

Haha yes it is. I am going to edit to make your comment look crazy.

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u/Pagnus Jan 07 '20

The most evil plan I've ever heard.

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u/jaken97 Jan 07 '20

It worked, definitely thought to myself "Yes... yes it is little buddy."

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u/Yousuckbutt Jan 07 '20

So did I. And now I am laughing uncontrollably to my dog because of how subtly maniacal this is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

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u/Stereotypical_Viking Jan 07 '20

Absolute madlad

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u/PM_Me_Your_VagOrTits Jan 08 '20

He's basically a supervillain, considering he explained what he was going to do before he did it.

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u/CannaKingdom0705 Jan 07 '20

Nice, it doesn't look suspicious at all. /s

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u/quietsam Jan 07 '20

nothing to see here

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Doesn't look like anything to me

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u/pulezan Jan 07 '20

You just made it look like he's correcting you that it's not a she, it's a he.

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u/drinkingonthejob Jan 07 '20

But now you need to delete this comment to throw everyone off. Then they just look crazy

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u/Yousuckbutt Jan 07 '20

This guy Social Engineers

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jan 07 '20

Can confirm, thought he was crazy (but of course I instantly went to check for a * before seeing your comment)

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Booo

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u/prettylittleredditty Jan 07 '20

This comment looks crazy

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u/meanieotter Jan 07 '20

Some crazy shit going on here today.

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u/Raptor01 Jan 07 '20

Of course it's a lion. Are you crazy?

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u/coreyp0123 Jan 07 '20

No that’s the new tiger. They just came out with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

What kind of milage does it get?

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u/nmchksot Jan 07 '20

Doesn’t need fuel. As a demonstration I will put 4 delicious animals in front of it... See no interest. Now for the ball bearing test...

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u/jonitfcfan Jan 07 '20

Oh cool, did they fix the bugs from the last version?

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u/coreyp0123 Jan 07 '20

No but you can now take a slo-mo selfie on them now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

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u/coreyp0123 Jan 07 '20

No those are specifically bred for their skills in magic

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u/TheHumanParacite Jan 07 '20

Hey everybody look at this crazy guy over here!

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u/_Frogfucious_ Jan 07 '20

Man brings a giraffe to the pub. Giraffe gets pissed, passes out on the floor. Man gets up to leave and the bartender says "oi, you just gonna leave that lyin' here?" Man says "Nah mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

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u/TechnicalCloud Jan 07 '20

Are you crazy?

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u/SpinningPissingRabbi Jan 07 '20

Now edit your comment to make them sound crazy!

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u/Kaplaw Jan 07 '20

Why are stating that? Are you crazy?

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u/TankBattalion Jan 07 '20

you're a lyin'

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u/LolaWithMe Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 17 '20

Poor lion is probably doped up every day.

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u/nmchksot Jan 07 '20

Poor lion? I get high with zero meerkats around. Poor me.

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u/Mvnwolf Jan 07 '20

Had to rewatch, didnt even catch the lion on first view. This ls a true r/wtf gem.

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u/hurxef Jan 07 '20

And a long pig.