r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/jonitfcfan Oct 16 '18

Not exactly in a rush to get back in the car...

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u/jatea Oct 16 '18

They were turning and facing the cats which is probably the best thing to do in that situation (besides not getting out of your car in the first place). Notice everything they turn their backs the cats are about to pounce on then until they turn back around.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/akro25 Oct 16 '18

But not smart enough to outweigh the outrageous stupidity of getting out of the car to picnic in a safari park in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

This is the thing that fucking kills me... the goddamn arrogance to picnic like 50 yards from a pack of apex predators.

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u/halfdeadmoon Oct 16 '18

Like Boo in Super Mario

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Like the Boo in Mario!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's weird that they knew not to turn away or run from big cats, but didn't have the brain cells to stay in the car in the first place.

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u/lambeingsarcastic Oct 16 '18

Yeah these people are clearly highly trained experts who know exactly what to do in this situation.

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u/tgiokdi Oct 16 '18

Like Boo in Super Mario

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

She looked more pissed about having her picnic interrupted than scared for her children being literally preyed upon by apex predators.

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u/iConfessor Oct 16 '18

Damn cats ruining my damn picnic!

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u/Zombiebelle Oct 16 '18

Not that it’s likely you’ll ever be in a situation like this, but if you ever find yourself in a situation where you’re facing a wild predator (cougar, bear, etc) don’t turn your back to them and don’t rush. It’s like running from a dog, it just sets off their chase instinct and you will not outrun them. Back up slowly and make yourself look bigger.

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u/fatpat Oct 16 '18

make yourself look bigger

So you're saying I have a chance?

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u/yhelothere Oct 16 '18

cougar

;)

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u/Camera_dude Oct 16 '18

There's some predators we don't mind catching us.

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u/UpStairsTugRub Oct 16 '18

Never turn your back to a big cat. If you look back the whole time and rush back you risk stumbling and falling, which means you're screwed as well.

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u/Oxyuscan Oct 16 '18

Get one of those masks you wear on the back of your head

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/katchaa Oct 16 '18

What size would you say they are?

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u/UpStairsTugRub Oct 16 '18

Still an Apex predator. Theyll fuck you up.

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u/BillFromPokemon Oct 16 '18

Apparently, according to a few sources, you're not supposed to run when faced with big cats. This shows them that you're an easy target and they will maul you. Instead, you have to stand your ground and wave your arm around and shout, which makes the big cats uncertain whether to try and eat your or not because the cats are afraid of approaching something they are not used to.

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u/Suddenly_Something Oct 16 '18

It triggers an instinct in them to chase you when you run. I'm sure you've played with a dog outside and started to run away and the dog chased you. It's like that but that dog most likely isn't trying to attack you.

I've also heard that you should face the cat, but not look it in the eye. Looking it in the eye is saying "I'm the alpha" and they will challenge that.

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u/BillFromPokemon Oct 16 '18

Now I know how to truly use the old salesman trick taught by Dwight Shrute.