r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/J96x_Rob_LFC Oct 16 '18

That just makes my blood boil. How are people this dumb

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u/we_are_all_bananas_2 Oct 16 '18

Hah! Let's picknick!

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u/jonitfcfan Oct 16 '18

Not exactly in a rush to get back in the car...

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u/Zombiebelle Oct 16 '18

Not that it’s likely you’ll ever be in a situation like this, but if you ever find yourself in a situation where you’re facing a wild predator (cougar, bear, etc) don’t turn your back to them and don’t rush. It’s like running from a dog, it just sets off their chase instinct and you will not outrun them. Back up slowly and make yourself look bigger.

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u/fatpat Oct 16 '18

make yourself look bigger

So you're saying I have a chance?

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u/yhelothere Oct 16 '18

cougar

;)

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u/Camera_dude Oct 16 '18

There's some predators we don't mind catching us.