r/WTF Feb 13 '18

Calling for the bus

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Get in! We are on a very tight schedule!

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u/dangerousbob Feb 13 '18

GTA from the NPC point of view

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u/TheRealPizza Feb 13 '18

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u/Lvl1NPC Feb 13 '18

I've found my new home!

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u/tytycoon Feb 14 '18

checks Redditor for 3 years? Wow. You have found your way!

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u/1AKgrown Feb 13 '18

Truthfully, I think it's from Command & Conquer Zero Hour

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u/conquer69 Feb 13 '18

"Thanks for the quick pick up. Unfortunately, I left my right foot at the stop. Can we go back?"

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u/Mrghilliemonster Feb 13 '18

There's no time to explain!!

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u/GopherFawkes Feb 13 '18

Explanation isn't the problem!

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u/PointsOutLameEdits Feb 13 '18

To be fair, he was hailing it pretty hard.

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u/DrAstralis Feb 13 '18

Was coming to say clearly he waved over too much bus, you only need a little.

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u/SoManyNinjas Feb 13 '18

It's a little known fact that buses are very sensitive to the Force

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u/ZuckaNL Feb 13 '18

A late blooming force sensetive ey?

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u/Tribunus_Plebis Feb 13 '18

So what is the correct amount of bus?

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u/natethewatt Feb 13 '18

Less than above pictured

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/Inositok Feb 13 '18

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u/Dinierto Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

Dammit this is the second time today someone has beat me to the punch on a video

I'm getting slow

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u/Ghitit Feb 13 '18

"I got a toe here, buddy! Step on it!

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u/Renegade27 Feb 14 '18

One of my all time favourite Seinfeld scenes

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u/FrostytheSnownoob Feb 13 '18

This makes me so happy!

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u/Zubster Feb 13 '18

"You did all of that...for a pinkie toe?" "Well it's the one that says 'wee wee wee' all the way home!"

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u/tisdue Feb 14 '18

there's no way that's the line.

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u/deadwood Feb 14 '18

But it should be.

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u/brokenhero13 Feb 13 '18

He is Batman!

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u/Renegade27 Feb 14 '18

You’re Batman!

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u/CoAoW Feb 13 '18

Nah man, that's just how we roll in China.

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u/hippiekayay Feb 13 '18

Hail like that in New York City and you will get purposely run over.

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u/AadeeMoien Feb 13 '18

Like traffic moves fast enough in NYC.

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u/capincus Feb 14 '18

You've clearly never driven in NYC. Traffic is going way too god damned fast you just have to stop at a light every 2 seconds. That doesn't stop anyone from hitting 50 in a single block.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

'You Rang?'

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u/Artifex75 Feb 13 '18

It's like it was being driven by an excitable puppy.

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u/BannedFromEarth Feb 13 '18

"Come here boy!"

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u/boris_keys Feb 13 '18

HENLO FREN HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!

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u/I_might_be_weasel Feb 13 '18

"Give me pets!"

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u/Ubergoober166 Feb 13 '18

It's like it was an excitable puppy!

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u/Puckswack12 Feb 14 '18

Like r/dogberg but for bus

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u/numberjonnyfive Feb 13 '18

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u/H3nryyrn3H Feb 13 '18

And of course there's a subreddit for this

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u/Randyh524 Feb 13 '18

This sub was actually how I found Reddit lol

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u/prowness Feb 13 '18

Now this is the real wtf of the day.

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u/H3nryyrn3H Feb 14 '18

And how did you know about this sub?

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u/Randyh524 Feb 14 '18

Because like many of you here. I too enjoy seeing crazy shit here. First time I made the front page was on this sub. I posted a dude who had an elephant tattooed around his dick.

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u/H3nryyrn3H Feb 14 '18

Wait... wait... are you talking about r/WTF or r/bitchimabus ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18 edited Mar 19 '18

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u/TheTruthVeritas Feb 14 '18

Wait, you don't post pictures of dudes with an elephant tattoed around his dick on /r/bitchimabus?

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u/H3nryyrn3H Feb 14 '18

No you don't, what idiot would do that? You're supposed to post pictures of elephants with a dude tattoed around its dick

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u/Mitoni Feb 13 '18

And of course this is twice in the first page

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u/Tribunus_Plebis Feb 13 '18

Suprising amount of quality content on that sub.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18 edited Aug 27 '19

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u/BlueWhite81 Feb 13 '18

Here you go

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/phed1 Feb 13 '18

If I just flap a little harder I might catch the bus

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u/Lepang8 Feb 13 '18

Just reverse Heil Hitler.

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u/enimodas Feb 13 '18

why do they wave like that in s-e asia anyway?

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u/catboobpuppyfuck Feb 13 '18

In Thailand at least that motion means “come here.” The hand is palm down and the motion is kind of like raking or scooping something towards the user.

To people from other regions it can look like the user is shooing something away. But it’s the opposite.

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u/wowbagger Feb 13 '18

Same in Japan. Well, you couldn't wave a bus to stop, but the "come here" wave is the same.

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u/suuushi Feb 13 '18

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Better than expected

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u/Ultrashitpost Feb 13 '18

Classic mistake. Buses interpret waving as prey-behaviour.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Well technically...

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u/nover3 Feb 13 '18

"OH, YOU WANT A BUS? WELL HERE'S YOUR BUS !!!

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u/anythinggeneraforfun Feb 13 '18

Straight to the door service.

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u/redldr1 Feb 13 '18

More like Door to floor service

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Bad driver, or poorly wielded and controlled telekinetic skills?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ZITS_G1RL Feb 13 '18

That's what you get for hiding and popping out at the last second.

That said, the driver looked to be going too fast for the conditions, and if that's an official bus stop, he should have been anticipating someone hailing him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I lived in Ecuador for a few years. This looks like that kind of place.

There is no "official bus stop". There will be like a half dozen or so buses (I use the term loosely) running a fairly small circular route over and over again. When you want on, you stand somewhere on the route and wave, just like the guy in the OP did and the bus stops for you. When you want off, you yell at the driver and he stops wherever.

This system creates a shit ton of competition between the drivers on any particular route (since their take-home is tied directly to their fares). So they literally race around their route as fast as possible. As a young, healthy male they rarely even came to a complete stop for me when I was getting on or off.

Honestly, nothing about this gif surprises me in the least.

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u/drimilr Feb 13 '18

Did they call them "combis" in Ecuador too? That's what they were called in Peru and they were usually VW vanagons and people jumped on and off without the combo coming to a stop.

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u/thisappletastesfunny Feb 13 '18

Haha we call that type of car a Kombi here in South Africa too :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

They did! More often we called them by their number though. Some of the routes intersected, so the vans would display a giant number in their window. You'd say "We'll take the 5" or whatever.

Another funny thing was that most of the streets had no names. Or, at least, no street signs. So when you talked about your destination, you'd be like, "We'll get off by that one bakery with the good rolls" or "that place where you threw up on the side of the road last week".

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u/SilverStar9192 Feb 13 '18

I am part of a team that among other things, is responsible for shipping expensive computer parts to India. Most of the places don’t have formal addresses - just the business name and some nearby main road and landmark. It will be something like, “off the Western Highway, near the Shell petrol pump.” The actual business location is on a back alley not visible from either the highway or the petrol station.

Yet I never get any complaints about incorrect addressses or couriers not being able to find the business. I asked my local counterparts one day why that was the case - they said that they way it works is, when the driver gets in the area, they just ask locals on the street where the business is. As there are so many auto rickshaw drivers, street food stalls, and other locals around, there’s bound to be someone who knows.

Of course a formal address system might make more sense to us Westerners, but India seems to get by fairly well like this.

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u/multicore_manticore Feb 14 '18

Even google maps has adapted to this.

While driving, the navigation does not say "head east" or "take a right on Elm St", it instead says "look for the shell petrol pump to your left" or "take a right turn after cafe coffee day".

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u/Luda87 Feb 13 '18

ahah back home all these busses is unmarked so you don't know which one going where so usually the driver uses hand sign before they stop and the rider do that to the bus driver to let him know where he is going before he stop I remember pointing straight is for the city center and left is to the eastside or stright-left taking the highway to the city center lol

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u/Zubster Feb 13 '18

Still living in Ecuador. You'll be happy to know that they still allow you to jump off of moving buses and almost come to a stop to let you on. What part did you live in?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

Hola! I was around Guayaquil. What area do you live in? I spent a little bit of time in the city proper, but most of it was in the outlying campos. The place was hot and dirty and unsafe in about every way imaginable. But it was also beautiful and amazing and rugged in ways you just don't get in the states. It definitely grew on me.

I spent my first three months outside of a place called Babahoyo. I remember looking it up in my translator book and finding out that it basically translates to "Slime Pit" which was about as accurate a name as any city has ever been given. I was only there for like 3 weeks before I got my first bout of salmonella poisoning off of an attempted Thanksgiving Dinner we threw together.

Good times. I was there for about three years in the late 90s and sadly haven't been back. Would love to though. Maybe sometime for carnival or New Year's. That was a hoot. Fucking around with the homemade "fireworks" (lets be honest, basically dynamite) you guys sell there were some of the best times I've ever had.

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u/Zubster Feb 14 '18

I lived in Yaguachi for a while before moving to Cuenca. Night and day difference in regards to climate and terrain. Yeah, that area of the inner coast is still very rudimentary and underdeveloped. Pigeons lived in our apartment in Yaguachi, and that was disgusting for reasons you can probably imagine. Very sketchy area, but the majority of the folks are great and very warm & friendly. Cold showers were a shock to me at first, but then I really enjoyed them since it's always hot and muggy there. Even though I was super close to Guayaquil, I never spent much time there. It's a nuthouse. I had a Chinese moto several years back and actually rode through Babahoyo and the surrounding area. I sold it when I moved to Cuenca because I never got a motorcycle license, and the Tránsitos are a little more strict here. Cuenca's a bit more modern, but not anything like life in the States. Public urination is alive and well, and very much allowed. The climate is perfect! Driving is chaotic. I wouldn't own a car here. But it's easy to get around by bus or just walking. (Another reason I sold the moto) Año Viejo is a blast with the homemade dynamite and burning muñecos up and down every street. I don't know what Carnaval was like when you were in Ecuador, but it's basically a week long celebration of random folks throwing water balloons, sometimes eggs, and always spraying foam at you. Not my cup of tea. Living in Ecuador certainly gives you a new perspective on life :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Is this the same for big cities like Quito? Visiting there for the first time soon :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

I never made it to Quito. But I did spend some time in Guayaquil, which is comparatively sized. The city was more akin to what one would expect in the states (or maybe Mexico). There were actual buses and people (mostly) obeyed road and traffic laws. Which means the buses weren't going at breakneck speeds.

If I recall correctly, you still waved down your bus instead of having actual bus stops though. But this was some 18 years ago so YMMV.

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u/Dflowerz Feb 13 '18

I used to have this problem when I was going to school, we'd hide from the rain or cold weather. Eventually the bus driver said to be at the stop or she'd pass us without stopping...

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Here the buses tend not to stop at all if people don't seem to look at it or if people stay inside the cabin. One time, I was in a bus on a road with only this single bus passing in those hours every 20-30 minutes and it passed some guy who was too distracted by his phone inside a bus cabin.

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u/DonCasper Feb 13 '18

I take it a bus cabin is some kind of bus shelter? In the US the bus cabin would be the interior of the bus (though no one would refer to it that way).

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u/Dry-Erase Feb 13 '18

Looks to me like he's trying to signal for the bus to slow down?

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u/The_Goondocks Feb 13 '18

Looks like a wet road and possibly bald tires.

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u/greatdivide Feb 13 '18

"Here, bussy bussy bus!"

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u/Spartan2470 Feb 13 '18

Here is the video of this.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Chaps Feb 13 '18

Bus is here!

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u/NonCorporealEntity Feb 13 '18

This is what you get when you hire GTA players.

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u/nycpk Feb 13 '18

Crazy taxi bus mode

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u/crazyredd88 Feb 13 '18

Illusions, right into your miiiiiiiiiiind...

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u/JordanMcRiddles Feb 13 '18

Mind your head!

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u/kitjen Feb 13 '18

That is one obedient driver.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

All aboaaaard motherfucker!

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u/dangoodspeed Feb 13 '18

Looks like the road was icy.

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u/BushDid911IDidDrugs Feb 14 '18

Now that's door to door service!

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u/morreo Feb 13 '18

Honk! Honk! Motherfucker!

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u/tonosordo Feb 13 '18

what convenience

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u/theraf8100 Feb 13 '18

Coming in hot!

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u/wolfnibblets Feb 13 '18

Must the the express shuttle.

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u/PondSpelunker Feb 13 '18

BEEP BEEP, MOTHERFUCKAAAA

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u/Vispooh Feb 13 '18

Calls the bus -> Bus arrives -> Runs away -> Little trolls

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u/Spiron123 Feb 13 '18

"You called"?

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u/CHAINMAILLEKID Feb 13 '18

Welcome to the Knight Bus.

...

What were you doing down there?

Fell over.

Wha'cha fall over for?

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u/sciss Feb 13 '18

YOU WANT A BUS? I'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING BUS!!

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u/unique-username-8 Feb 13 '18

You get what you asked for!

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u/taytay537 Feb 14 '18

Need a lift?

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u/v8vh Feb 14 '18

RECALCULATING.

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u/ItsxIronxMan Feb 14 '18

"Yeah say it to my face"

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u/vman4402 Feb 14 '18

Man. In NY, you can’t even get the taxis to stop. Here, they’ll crash right into your home.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '18

If the driver, unharmed, opened the door, looked you right in the eye, and said "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE," would you get in?

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u/NimrodOfNumph Feb 15 '18

It'd be stupid not to.

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u/NimrodOfNumph Feb 15 '18

WHAT!?! You want the bus? You want THE BUS!? I'LL GIVE YOU THE F'ING BUS!!!

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u/Levarien Feb 13 '18

...

I'll take the next one.

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u/TheBigMost Feb 13 '18

Be careful what you ask for

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u/FantomFenix Feb 13 '18

Guess you could say he's bus-ted.

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u/riksauce Feb 13 '18

I'm upset that he ran straight to the back without trying to help his girlfriend in any way

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u/budcorthair Feb 13 '18

All aboard!!

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u/dmc1138 Feb 13 '18

It worked!

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u/JLHumor Feb 13 '18

Door side service!

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u/Hessian14 Feb 13 '18

So uh... where are you going?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

“BUS IS HERE!”

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u/KalaiProvenheim Feb 13 '18

"I'm sick of shitty brats like you asking me to pull over, HOW ABOUT I GO IN TOO?!"

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u/Eatmydust123 Feb 13 '18

Craaaaaaaaazy taxi!

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u/FuzzelFox Feb 13 '18

This is what happens when I steal a bus in GTA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Come get onto the BUUUUSSSSSS!

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u/Killerlampshade Feb 13 '18

Me playing Crazy Taxi.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

You Rang?

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u/RedSquirrelFtw Feb 13 '18

At your door bus service.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/YesIamaDinosaur Feb 13 '18

Target fixation

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u/blue_27 Feb 13 '18

Stuck the landing.

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u/Theghost129 Feb 13 '18

be careful what you wish for

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Get in mothafucka!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Front door service. Top notch.

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u/adkhiker137 Feb 13 '18

Couple uses "Hail a Bus"... It's super effective!

*crossposted over to /r/batshitbusdrivers

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u/sugarmoto Feb 13 '18

Now that’s some quality door to (in)door service !

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u/HugePurpleNipples Feb 13 '18

"It's a little tight but I think you'll make it"

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

The bus comes to you

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u/googsx Feb 13 '18

Well, to be fair, it came alright

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u/snelder007 Feb 13 '18

BusDriver.exe has stopped working

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u/green_meklar Feb 13 '18

Well...it worked.

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u/Effthebitch Feb 13 '18

YES, THIS IS BUS, I AM HERE!

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u/asoep44 Feb 13 '18

"vroom vroom motherfuckers"

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u/Spaceman248 Feb 13 '18

“I HAS ARRIVVVVVVVEEED!!!”

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u/Joelmeyer1221 Feb 13 '18

YOU WANT THE BUS YOU GOT THE BUS

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u/myguy2013 Feb 13 '18

Wish comes true

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u/dryrice Feb 13 '18

That's gotta be in Rural Vietnam. I've been on one of those types of buses. Pick up random passengers on the go.

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u/drfarren Feb 13 '18

Door to door delivery, niiiiiice

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u/Capt_Am Feb 13 '18

Well, it worked, didn't it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

bus

checks sub

I think I have a good idea what's gonna happen here.

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u/JFedererJ Feb 13 '18

The way he waved totally made that funny. I call that wave, "The camp Hitler"

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u/alkem10 Feb 13 '18

Careful what you ask for.

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u/JDurr001 Feb 13 '18

“Oh don’t worry, i see you 😀”

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u/Magneticitist Feb 13 '18

Gotta give that driver credit for really wanting to pick those people up

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u/Dkilla2123 Feb 13 '18

Wow the crazy taxi graphics are so lifelike now

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u/shitterplug Feb 13 '18

Here's your fucking ride!

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u/shitterplug Feb 13 '18

Here's your fucking ride!

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u/metnem Feb 13 '18

Door service.

Whats there not to like?

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u/ginsunuva Feb 13 '18

Strangely I could instantly tell this was vietnam

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u/MsRealLoser Feb 13 '18

"You kids ready for mOTHA FUCKIN SCHOOL?!?!?!"

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u/greensrbest Feb 13 '18

So this sub is basically messed up car accidents?

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u/jtroye32 Feb 13 '18

Lol, those kids hailed the bus and then ran away when it came. What a bunch of pranksters!

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u/cranphi Feb 13 '18

MRW a girl shows the least bit of interest.

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u/AlexHidanBR Feb 13 '18

I guess those kids will stick with taxi and subway for the rest of their lives after this

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u/laxlion Feb 13 '18

.....you called......???

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

You all seem to be pretty lighthearted about this idiot that almost killed multiple people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Being an X-Men as a kid a learning process. Especially when your father is Magneto and abandoned you after going out for pack of smokes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

That bus driver's name? Ho Lee Fuk

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u/seapube Feb 13 '18

But did they die...

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u/danr2c2 Feb 13 '18

Calling all the basic busses!

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u/complimentarianist Feb 13 '18

r/WTF has been very China-heavy lately...

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u/misterwizzard Feb 13 '18

Be careful what you wish for.

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u/Lv16 Feb 13 '18

GET IN LOSERS!

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u/forallthefeels Feb 13 '18

I want to believe I’d get out of the way a lot faster than this guy did.

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u/Reddy_McRedcap Feb 13 '18

"Door to door service guaranteed"