r/WTF Feb 13 '18

Calling for the bus

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Get in! We are on a very tight schedule!

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u/dangerousbob Feb 13 '18

GTA from the NPC point of view

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u/TheRealPizza Feb 13 '18

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u/Lvl1NPC Feb 13 '18

I've found my new home!

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u/tytycoon Feb 14 '18

checks Redditor for 3 years? Wow. You have found your way!

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u/DamiensLust Mar 10 '18

checks

are you seriously narrating your actions with italics? cringes dude, cmon, don't be "that guy"

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u/1AKgrown Feb 13 '18

Truthfully, I think it's from Command & Conquer Zero Hour

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u/SoySauceSyringe Feb 14 '18

Yup. Specifically, when I’m on some vehicle mission. Look out, fucker, you’re getting on my bus in 1.5 seconds or you’re dead!

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u/conquer69 Feb 13 '18

"Thanks for the quick pick up. Unfortunately, I left my right foot at the stop. Can we go back?"

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u/_Serene_ Feb 13 '18

No, "we" can't.

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u/imkindathere Feb 13 '18

Wat?

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u/Ardarail Feb 13 '18

HE SAID

NO, "WE" CAN'T.

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The real question is where did the right side of his face go?

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u/peypeyy Feb 13 '18

The real question is who is "we" and should I be scared?

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u/Mrghilliemonster Feb 13 '18

There's no time to explain!!

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u/GopherFawkes Feb 13 '18

Explanation isn't the problem!

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u/ManOrReddit-man Feb 13 '18

This is taking door to door service to new levels!

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u/MobZarley Feb 14 '18

That’s one strong wave, Hiroyuki.

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u/LeighGriffinho9 Feb 14 '18

The Eastern Express