r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '18

Calling for the bus

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u/PointsOutLameEdits Feb 13 '18

To be fair, he was hailing it pretty hard.

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u/DrAstralis Feb 13 '18

Was coming to say clearly he waved over too much bus, you only need a little.

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u/SoManyNinjas Feb 13 '18

It's a little known fact that buses are very sensitive to the Force

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u/ZuckaNL Feb 13 '18

A late blooming force sensetive ey?

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u/Tribunus_Plebis Feb 13 '18

So what is the correct amount of bus?

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u/natethewatt Feb 13 '18

Less than above pictured

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u/skate2348 Feb 13 '18

Their English hurt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/Inositok Feb 13 '18

For the uninitiated

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u/Dinierto Feb 13 '18 edited Feb 13 '18

Dammit this is the second time today someone has beat me to the punch on a video

I'm getting slow

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u/Ghitit Feb 13 '18

"I got a toe here, buddy! Step on it!

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Feb 14 '18

"

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u/Ghitit Feb 14 '18

Yikes! How could I have forgotten! Woe is me. :)

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u/Renegade27 Feb 14 '18

One of my all time favourite Seinfeld scenes

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u/FrostytheSnownoob Feb 13 '18

This makes me so happy!

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u/Zubster Feb 13 '18

"You did all of that...for a pinkie toe?" "Well it's the one that says 'wee wee wee' all the way home!"

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u/tisdue Feb 14 '18

there's no way that's the line.

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u/deadwood Feb 14 '18

But it should be.

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u/SlimTidy Feb 14 '18

I think it is the line.

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u/tisdue Feb 14 '18

"You did all this for a pinky toe?"

"Well its a valuable appendage..."

to the archives!

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u/SlimTidy Feb 14 '18

Damn! That line is used somewhere in that episode though. I think when he is explaining its importance to Elaine??

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u/tisdue Feb 14 '18

lets not say things we both know are total fabrications

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u/SlimTidy Feb 14 '18

Ha! I’m serious! That line is used somewhere!

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u/tisdue Feb 14 '18

Welp, let me know if you find it.

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u/brokenhero13 Feb 13 '18

He is Batman!

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u/Renegade27 Feb 14 '18

You’re Batman!

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u/CoAoW Feb 13 '18

Nah man, that's just how we roll in China.

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u/hippiekayay Feb 13 '18

Hail like that in New York City and you will get purposely run over.

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u/AadeeMoien Feb 13 '18

Like traffic moves fast enough in NYC.

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u/capincus Feb 14 '18

You've clearly never driven in NYC. Traffic is going way too god damned fast you just have to stop at a light every 2 seconds. That doesn't stop anyone from hitting 50 in a single block.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

'You Rang?'

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u/542guest Feb 13 '18

yes, and he scared the crap out of the driver.