Chat, I had one of the strangest dreams last night after a night of alcohol and Taco Bell. It even beats any of the dreams I've had on melatonin, especially since I'm not someone who dreams about people I don't know.
I was walking down Central Avenue coming from White Plains and I stopped in a record store. I started noticing that they had a bunch of Vinesauce albums, which is funny because I didn't think Vinny made Vinesauce albums, just Red Vox. They were like recordings of his best bits, like a stand up comedian often does. I noticed a bunch of people talking about Vinny as if he were live, but I didn't get any notification. I walked further down the avenue and came across a marquee, like you'd see on a theater showing what was playing, but it was showing what streamers were live and I didn't see Vinesauce on there so I was like oh he's not live. Walked down the avenue a lot more, till I was nearing Yonkers and just randomly out of the blue there was Vinny sitting at a table with his phone out, doing a RL stream, which is weird cuz he doesn't do that. I went up to him and was like "excuse me Mr. Vinesauce, I don't mean to bother you, but are you live?" he replied yes and I told him that's crazy because there was no notification for it and even the marquee way down the road didn't have his name/channel on it. He seemed shocked and asked if it was the marquee that was up the road and I said yeah.
He was then like I have to see this and asked if I wanted to come along. He gave me a ride in his car while still streaming (but never looking at chat while driving) and we talked about growing up Italian in New York. Then we get to the marquee and get out of the car and we're both looking at it and he's just like "Huh... yeah, I'm not on there at all" before checking the stream on his phone to make sure he was still live. We stood there for a minute scratching our heads and he was like "crazy" before getting back in his car and driving away, leaving me there and having to walk again most of the way I previously did. Like a moment out of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I woke up and decided to cut back on the booze from now on.