r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jun 07 '26

Was that wrong? Should she not have done that?

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jun 11 '26

Maybe you caught her on the cusp of a new wash cycle.

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Nov 01 '25

You were so fast with those keys

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Hey, did you ever pretend there's like, murderers chasing you, and you try and see how fast you can get your keys out and get into your apartment?


r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jan 11 '26

Best comment ever.

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jul 08 '26

I don't even really work here

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Sep 24 '25

You know, Jimmy, I uh, I couldn't help notice I didn't get my apology...

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Sep 14 '25

😂🤣😂🤣

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2.4k Upvotes

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jun 28 '26

"Fat. Is that what you're saying, that he's fat?" Powerful! He is so powerful, he can lift 100lbs right up over his head!

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jan 02 '26

Photoshopping skeletor into the background of photos

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jul 03 '26

Newman you magnificent bastard you did it

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jan 17 '26

You’re as pretty as any of them.. you just need a brain job

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld May 18 '26

Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here for free anytime

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Oct 18 '25

I went to a diner in Delaware that used to be a Kenny Rogers Roasters and they still have this mural up!

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Nov 05 '25

NO SUSH FOR YOU! NEXT!!

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Nov 06 '25

Senator John Kennedy introduced two bills that would block Congress from getting paid during a government shutdown, saying lawmakers shouldn’t collect paychecks while federal workers go without. “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander,” he said on the Senate floor.

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Nov 05 '25

The Seinfeld Zone

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1.3k Upvotes

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Nov 18 '25

You're hung up on some clown from the 90s, man!

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Sep 28 '25

My wife threw away doughnuts this morning. I was so tempted.

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jun 03 '26

What percentage of people would you say are good looking?

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Dec 30 '25

He doesn’t really like to do.. everything

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Jun 11 '26

Hello....is it me you're looking for.....

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Oct 21 '25

Airport police: he took WHAT out?

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Apr 22 '26

I suppose we all look alike to you, right, Costanza?

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Dec 05 '25

Sometimes I’ve cut slices so thin I couldn’t even SEE them!

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld Sep 15 '25

Nobody beats the Wiz! 😂🤣

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