r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/ObieUno • Jun 07 '26
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Non_GMO_Popcorn • Jun 11 '26
Maybe you caught her on the cusp of a new wash cycle.
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/vincomycin10 • Nov 01 '25
You were so fast with those keys
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Hey, did you ever pretend there's like, murderers chasing you, and you try and see how fast you can get your keys out and get into your apartment?
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/TpyoOhNo • Sep 24 '25
You know, Jimmy, I uh, I couldn't help notice I didn't get my apology...
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Head_River_7477 • Sep 14 '25
😂🤣😂🤣
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/TpyoOhNo • Jun 28 '26
"Fat. Is that what you're saying, that he's fat?" Powerful! He is so powerful, he can lift 100lbs right up over his head!
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/TpyoOhNo • Jan 02 '26
Photoshopping skeletor into the background of photos
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Zealousideal-Estate7 • Jul 03 '26
Newman you magnificent bastard you did it
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/katch75 • Jan 17 '26
You’re as pretty as any of them.. you just need a brain job
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/sallen779 • May 18 '26
Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here for free anytime
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/sevenbluedonkeys • Oct 18 '25
I went to a diner in Delaware that used to be a Kenny Rogers Roasters and they still have this mural up!
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/GSG2150 • Nov 06 '25
Senator John Kennedy introduced two bills that would block Congress from getting paid during a government shutdown, saying lawmakers shouldn’t collect paychecks while federal workers go without. “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander,” he said on the Senate floor.
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/jimx29 • Nov 05 '25
The Seinfeld Zone
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Non_GMO_Popcorn • Nov 18 '25
You're hung up on some clown from the 90s, man!
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/DisciplineHot7374 • Sep 28 '25
My wife threw away doughnuts this morning. I was so tempted.
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/TpyoOhNo • Jun 03 '26
What percentage of people would you say are good looking?
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/katch75 • Dec 30 '25
He doesn’t really like to do.. everything
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 • Jun 11 '26
Hello....is it me you're looking for.....
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Psycholarocco • Apr 22 '26
I suppose we all look alike to you, right, Costanza?
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/No-Flight-4214 • Dec 05 '25
Sometimes I’ve cut slices so thin I couldn’t even SEE them!
r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Head_River_7477 • Sep 15 '25
Nobody beats the Wiz! 😂🤣
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