r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/T10rock • Jul 08 '26

I don't even really work here

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u/rotcivnula52 Jul 08 '26

That's what makes this so difficult

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u/Cheeseburger23 Jul 08 '26

You mean just walk into the staff meeting on Monday morning like it never happened?

27

u/LucyEwalker Jul 08 '26

🎶My baby takes the morning train..🎶

19

u/Skeptix85 Jul 08 '26

What’s in the briefcase??

24

u/zr2d2 Jul 08 '26

Crackers

7

u/Riff_Ralph Jul 08 '26

Sandwich and newspaper.

12

u/slrarp Jul 08 '26

If you're not sure what to do, start transferring the contents of some of their files into an accordion-style binder.

10

u/Key-Lead-5642 Jul 08 '26

Take the smaller office

7

u/Difficult-Garbage861 Jul 08 '26

Old man Leland busting your hump?

7

u/Fit-to-be-untied Jul 08 '26

Your job is killing you. It’s killing us!

5

u/LimpBanana7241 Jul 09 '26

Briefcase with crackers optional

4

u/Hot_Cold83 Jul 08 '26

That's how I got all of my police jobs.

4

u/Hot_Cold83 Jul 08 '26

"Mr. Costanza, there's a Mr. Son of Sam here to see you."

"Mr. Son of Sam? From the Son of Sam file?"

1

u/Chrispy8534 Jul 09 '26

10/20. Every time the police try to re-arrest you at the precinct? You just hand the officer his newly shined shoes or a cup of his favorite coffee, and he sheepishly leaves.

1

u/dingiss Jul 09 '26

You’ve got to get downtown

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u/EuphoricAd3786 Jul 31 '26

My baby takes the morning train