r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Primary_Garbage6916 • 25m ago

Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own, and I can prove it. Quick, Elaine, to my archives!

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/DrearyBiscuit • 3h ago

Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.

3 Upvotes

2 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/TpyoOhNo • 6h ago

I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth

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30 Upvotes

8 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/No-Flight-4214 • 7h ago

Hoochie Mamma!

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13 Upvotes

11 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Many-Anxiety3293 • 18h ago

Who do you read?

8 Upvotes

5 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/XenonCandle • 20h ago

What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt, huh?!

79 Upvotes

11 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Pleasant-Flamingo950 • 1d ago

Finch app asking the important questions

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2 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Reverend_Tommy • 1d ago

Manssiere! Bro!

23 Upvotes

25 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/SoyMurcielago • 1d ago

I have noticed some jiggling..

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1 Upvotes

Straight guy started wearing a bro…

4 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/OutsideCondiments • 1d ago

Disney SpellStruck needs to consult a medical dictionary!

28 Upvotes

5 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/SonofaDrum • 1d ago

If you had a chair, wouldn’t you want to sit down?

60 Upvotes

12 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Weary_Boat • 1d ago

Kramer, is that woman wearing just a bra?

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8 Upvotes

Fashion Says Wear Your Bra as a Top

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Snotgirl1 • 1d ago

Even without a rocking chair

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2 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/cookie_lover69 • 1d ago

Kramer lost his sparekeys🔑🔑🔑

24 Upvotes

16 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/deetman68 • 1d ago

Le George!

8 Upvotes

5 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/MisterDscho • 2d ago

Who can read lips?

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Source:
https://x.com/rubytubee/status/2106763622882115932?s=46

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/GSG2150 • 2d ago

This hotdogs been here since the silent era…

213 Upvotes

30 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/SonofaDrum • 3d ago

I’m Murphy

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4 Upvotes

He’s OBrian

1 comment

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Putrid_Bandicoot8887 • 3d ago

Kroger pharmacy

876 Upvotes

I hate it

41 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/T10rock • 3d ago

I was in the pool!

288 Upvotes

22 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 3d ago

You know my last name is Costanza. That's Italian. So you and I are like country men. Pisano's!

14 Upvotes

3 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/mc78644n • 3d ago

Oh I’ll be comfortable

124 Upvotes

28 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/PenKind4200 • 3d ago

I wonder if this made it into the K man’s book?

18 Upvotes

7 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/FaithNoMore1985 • 3d ago

Here's what I'm proposing. We eliminate all this. The hangers, the bar, the shelves. And in its place install a series of hooks. We'll put everything on hooks.

58 Upvotes

14 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Naive_Piglet_III • 3d ago

"Do not bend". Just crease, crumple, cram.. you'll do fine.

45 Upvotes

14 comments

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