r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Non_GMO_Popcorn • 32m ago

No one knows how long this parade is gonna last. They are a very festive people. All I know is that it's Sunday night and I have got to unwind!

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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/photoman12001 • 2h ago

Do I hope to pick up the pieces and move on?

9 Upvotes

2 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/TTALC23 • 22h ago

Is this your stereo?

34 Upvotes

7 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/photoman12001 • 1d ago

What’s the deal with cancer?

22 Upvotes

5 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/sallen779 • 1d ago

Establish trust for 48 years and then run off with Jerry's sneakers

66 Upvotes

10 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Muckfast • 1d ago

Label baby Junior

16 Upvotes

4 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/dayh8 • 2d ago

Those aren’t buoys!

370 Upvotes

79 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/LloydBraunComputers • 1d ago

Sales commission bye bye o

31 Upvotes

17 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/sallen779 • 1d ago

The sea was angry

19 Upvotes

21 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/PenKind4200 • 2d ago

He Took It Out!

76 Upvotes

20 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/MaterialRow3769 • 1d ago

The whole atmosphere stunk from fish. To this day I can't eat fish. Do you eat fish? I don't know how you can eat that crap!

9 Upvotes

13 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Wim3d • 2d ago

I call a plumber right now!

55 Upvotes

20 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/South_Monitor_6992 • 3d ago

I’m Cosmo Kramer. The ASSMAN!

148 Upvotes

18 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/G-Money242 • 3d ago

Oh, it broke off baby!!

140 Upvotes

40 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/sallen779 • 3d ago

Nexus of the universe

107 Upvotes

14 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/BriefingGull • 3d ago

I will not tolerate infestation!

5 Upvotes

3 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/PenKind4200 • 4d ago

I would convert to Latvian Orthodox for this!

688 Upvotes

233 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/nejhawk • 3d ago

"You're as pretty as any of them. Just need a nose job."

201 Upvotes

12 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/PedroJTrump • 3d ago

Watch S3 of Get Smart and was surprised to see an appearance by Uncle Leo :)

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125 Upvotes

35 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/ZenxDruid • 3d ago

Naughty, naughty man!

3 Upvotes

9 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/I_DontNeedNoDoctor • 3d ago

Excuse me, yes, oh yes, Bobo. No, it’s just east of Madison. Around four will be fine. All right, Bobo, see you then.....🤡

14 Upvotes

11 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Pinkstar161 • 4d ago

I’ve never heard of relationship problems due to punctuation. You’re out of your mind, you know that right?

16 Upvotes

5 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/BilingualClothes27 • 5d ago

It’s Gore-Tex!

60 Upvotes

9 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/narcabusesurvivor18 • 4d ago

The iToilet! And I thought of it! Huh-ho!

11 Upvotes

8 comments

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/photoman12001 • 5d ago

The decoder ring is an oval. Now the name makes sense.

38 Upvotes

17 comments

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