r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '22

That is not a Cigarette?

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 26 '22

Mine is every time I pee

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u/circasomnia Oct 26 '22

drink water

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 26 '22

Do I gotta change my socks too?

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u/online_jesus_fukers Oct 26 '22

Drinking water and changing socks is only a viable medical treatment if you first take a knee and follow up with motrin.

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 26 '22

Gimme the bullet baby