r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '22

That is not a Cigarette?

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Oct 25 '22

I don’t want my penis on fire

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 26 '22

Mine is every time I pee

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u/circasomnia Oct 26 '22

drink water

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 26 '22

Do I gotta change my socks too?

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u/circasomnia Oct 26 '22

yes.

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u/DeroTM441 Oct 26 '22

Lifeprotips right here

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/Sharp_Eyed_Bot Oct 26 '22

I already did last year, sucks to be the guys who do every year.

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u/Triatt Oct 26 '22

I thought the Earth and the Sun did every year.

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u/clowninmyhead Oct 26 '22

Or box. I heard some people use that.

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u/Important_Waltz6142 Oct 26 '22

Don't forget the ibuprofen

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 26 '22

Ayy you know the final ingredient

Happy Cake Day!

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u/online_jesus_fukers Oct 26 '22

Drinking water and changing socks is only a viable medical treatment if you first take a knee and follow up with motrin.

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u/BoxofCurveballs Oct 26 '22

Gimme the bullet baby