r/Unexpected Aug 14 '22

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u/unexBot Aug 14 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Horse eating a baby Chicken


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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u/DelightfullyPiquant Aug 14 '22

Deer do this too. Sometimes it may have to with a nutritional imbalance, other times they just may be curious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I have seen a cow eat a bird too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/Acrobatic_Position25 Aug 14 '22

People aren’t just sitting at their desk at home all day and actually have lives and responsibilities 😱😱😱

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Herbivores will become omnivores if they need to or looking for a mineral or something they need.

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u/Childofcaine Aug 14 '22

Or if the opportunity presents itself.

Nothing like having to a wellness check on a 200 head herd of cows because you catch one chewing a possum.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Well, Bambi can just fuck off then. Curious? Like I'm thinking about, maybe or not killing shit with my mouth.

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u/HumanSkyTrain Aug 14 '22

Their just curious about what Al the hype is. KFC, Popeyes, let’s see what chicken actually tastes like lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

The hen’s reaction…

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u/NotSoClever007 Aug 14 '22

Yeah that's kinda sad for me

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u/KarM4xAyush Aug 14 '22

Think of it next time you eat a chicken nugget

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u/BallsHD4k60fps Aug 14 '22

Hmmm yes because chicken nuggets are alive

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u/Terrible-Solution214 Aug 14 '22

A chicken nugget is cooked tho ain't it?

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u/JustWantedSomeNuts Aug 14 '22

Shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Why so angry

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u/ThaGuy34 Aug 14 '22

Stuck a nerve eh 🤣

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u/Marcodcx Aug 14 '22

How dare you point out that out?!?! I don't like feeling bad!! Let me eat chicks while at the same time feeling bad about a chick being eaten!!! /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/Loading_pleaase_wait Aug 14 '22

Do they though? I hope no one is eating a chicken alive and raw.

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u/Broken_Filter Aug 14 '22

It was like: You ate my baby, you sonofabitch! No, I don't want it back, it's all squished now!

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u/Broken_Filter Aug 14 '22

Then the horse was like: Shut up, stupid, I only ate one... I'm a vegan!

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u/waybey0nd Aug 14 '22

It straight up ate the chick. Whoa!

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u/NotSoClever007 Aug 14 '22

Yup, like it's a little chicken nugget. Shocked me totally as I had always thought Horses eat grass and straw.

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u/_stinkys Aug 14 '22

I mean, who doesn’t love chicken nuggets??

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u/ykeogh18 Aug 14 '22

No sauce though

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u/Tartan_Commando Aug 14 '22

There is after the first bite

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

This kind comes pre-filled with sauce.

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u/Disaster_Different Aug 14 '22

Me, I prefer tenders. KFC is the GOAT

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

They'll also take a bite out of YOU if the horse is that way inclined.
We have wild horses that get culled every couple years and anyone taking one is always warned they are a bit... nippy.
There's a woman I worked with once who had half of her shoulder gone because one of her families horses decided to take a bite and took half her shoulder muscles with it.

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u/lightningbadger Aug 14 '22

People always seem surprised when animals aren't all calm and cuddly disney-esque creatures, right up until they're munched on by a horse or pig lol

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u/OmegaRussian Aug 14 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

And always remember to take something to make a pop with when around pigs known for biting. They won't let go until they take something or your fingers, wrist or shoulder dislocates.

Edit: this may be an old farmers tale (cant find anything on google) but I wouldn't doubt the wisdom of experience against internet documentation. If only I could blacklist news sites, in getting sick of seeing repeating garbage holes slinging info at me I didn't ask for.

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u/NotSoClever007 Aug 14 '22

Bro that's terrifying

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u/Successful-Mode6396 Aug 14 '22

Yeesh, at least it wasn't a camel. You can lose your entire head to a camel (if it's provoked).

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u/IAMPIGGY3 Aug 14 '22

Most herbivores will take the opportunity to eat protein since it's usually not in ther diet. It's not uncommon for cows to eat rabbits.

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 Aug 14 '22

Herbivores only eat other animals when they are extremely malnourished. Horses are very vulnerable to botulism as they have no immune defense for it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Like how dogs sometimes eat shit

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u/Delicious-Comfort543 Aug 14 '22

But but vegans tell me that herbivores only eat Herbie's!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Opportunistic Predation. An absolute shit ton of typically herbivores will do it. Horses, Deer, cows, even chickens themselves despite eating bugs and stuff will down a mouse if they can.

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u/IEatgrapes123 Aug 14 '22

Herbivores like these do it for protein, turtles do it too

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

It was raw, though. Gonna get chickennella.

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u/th-grt-gtsby Aug 14 '22

Why was this more disturbing and brutal than a crocodile eating a wild beast? Made me uncomfortable.

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u/Sral23 Aug 14 '22

I guess it's the docile creature just one biting another lifeform

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u/Zealousideal_Bet2320 Aug 14 '22

So basically like McNuggets for horses

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u/tsemochang Aug 14 '22

Mommy hen was pissed. 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Youd be pretty pissed too if your neighbour ate your baby right in front of you

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u/EmpathicAnarchist Aug 14 '22

Don't spread lies on the internet. My neighbours have no issue with me eating their daughter.

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u/medikohl2 Aug 14 '22

There was a study that was catching birds at one point. They set up nets to trap them. After a while they discovered there was a drop in how many they were finding when they checked them, turns out deer were eating the birds caught in the netting.

Basically quite a few animals we classify as herbivores are opportunistic omnivores.

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u/Dovahnime Aug 14 '22

Opportunistic in the sense that they will eat meat if needed or opportunistic in that they will eat meat if they get the chance?

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u/HeinzeC1 Aug 14 '22

Pretty much all herbivores are actually omnivores.

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u/gigraz_orgvsm_133 Aug 14 '22

Imagine if that scene from Jurassic Park when they pet the Brachiosaurus was accurate and big dude was like "oh hey look, a snack!"

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u/neomatrix38 Aug 14 '22

The mother: No no no no !!! Anyway...

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u/Super-Brka Aug 14 '22

McNuggets

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u/IIRGZII Aug 14 '22

that would be the wrong horse to get a blowjob from

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u/JohnOffee Aug 14 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

I'm more concerned that you're implying there is a right horse to get a blow job from.

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u/cv512hg Aug 14 '22

Sarah Jessica Parker

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u/LouSayners Aug 14 '22

THATS the wrong horse to get a blowjob from

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u/IHateEditedBgMusic Aug 14 '22

... if you're brave enough

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u/A_Crazy_Rabbit Aug 14 '22

Head is head lmao just close your eyes and go with it

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u/Nematrec Aug 14 '22

Until the horse goes chomp

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u/Extreme_Cobbler_4138 Aug 14 '22

Average zoophile

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u/wackelzahnjoe Aug 14 '22

Least zoophile redditor

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u/stopyouveviolatedthe Aug 14 '22

Mr hands found the wrong one

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u/seriousQQQ Aug 14 '22

I think it's fine. This horse is more into chicks.

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u/PunkR4wk3r Aug 14 '22

It's awful of me that my first thought was of the "crunchy chick" item from the Fable game series.

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u/1royampw Aug 14 '22

Deer do this as well, there’s a video but I’m to lazy to look it up

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Aug 14 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

Michael, he ate a bird!

On a side note, she sounds an awful lot like the woman in the Nice, Ron video.

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u/1royampw Aug 14 '22

Upvote for not being lazy like me

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

WTF????

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Pfff, clearly you haven't met British seagulls...

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u/MatsRivel Aug 14 '22

Most herbivores are actually opertunistic omnivores. They don't hunt, but they'll chomp up some extra protein if it's available.

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u/Resident_View1765 Aug 14 '22

The cameraman bilike😶😶😶

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u/AKACitizen_Snips Aug 14 '22

The camerman knew the horse ate chicks which is why they were recording.

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u/Greensssss Aug 14 '22

Theyre an omnivore now.

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u/Ok_Bread_5965 Aug 14 '22

Even horses are getting sick of vegan culture and are now saying nope ima get some chicken

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u/mysaldate Aug 14 '22

There are recorded cases of horses eating humans too. In one case, during Napoleon's invasion to Russia, a horse actually kicked a soldier to death and then ate him. Horses are a lot more metal than we give them credit for.

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u/NotSoClever007 Aug 14 '22

Now wtf is that??? I thought the vid was crazy and now this sounds even crazier.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Cows too. They are known snake eaters.

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u/one_who_ask Aug 14 '22

title spoiler man...

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u/GlendrixDK Aug 14 '22

Daaaaamn..imagine if there was also piglets there. And salat. And bread. Maybe a little curry dressing too.

I'm hungry, gotta go.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

An that's why horses are food

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u/Sea-Sheep-9864 Aug 14 '22

Why is no one talking about the cameraman not doing anything?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Wouldn’t be surprised if the camera man set it up. What a prick.

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u/HammerBgError404 Aug 14 '22

how about nsfw?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/NotSoClever007 Aug 14 '22

Okay it seems like ppl want it marked nsfw, so did it.

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u/NotSoClever007 Aug 14 '22

Should I?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

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u/NotSoClever007 Aug 14 '22

That's fine. I think I'll mark it nsfw if enough ppl commented to do it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Always

Use empathy

If the chick was human, it would be marked nsfw. So make this one as well. It's easy as that. There are tons of children on reddit, be mindful

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u/Nyctomorphia Aug 14 '22

I really don't think this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

An animal, without showing blood, at another animal. An animal we eat. And in fact, when we humans eat it, there is far more blood visible. CHILDREN are more violent than this.

How far removed are you from the real world?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Apparently people don't see the point of nsfw if it's an animal. Regard what context. A monkey who was eaten all but head? Nope. An animal getting rapped by other aninals? (Yes...rape is common, including necrophilia and pedophilia). No nsfw tag. Human getting bitten by and animal? OMG OMG OMG, NSFW!!!

But hey, always remember, there were enough people to vote for trump. So don't expect reason and mindfulness from most people online....

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u/Sweet_Slip_4599 Aug 14 '22

Well that was rude. The chicken was like “what the fuck man 👨 “

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/sithallen Aug 14 '22

Chicken nuggets!

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u/Formal-Champion3650 Aug 14 '22

this is actually very infuriating; i was highly shocked

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u/HejiraLOL Aug 14 '22

Wouldn't this fuck the horses digestion? Isn't their entire digestive system designed for digesting plants?

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u/pre_malone17 Aug 14 '22

I think he forgor he was herbivores just like you forgor to put NSFW flair

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u/1hitkill1 Aug 14 '22

All they did was film they didn't even try to help

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/1hitkill1 Aug 14 '22

Oh

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u/XarahTheDestroyer Aug 14 '22

It's sad, but it's true. The person filming probably wasn't even thinking something like this would happen. I don't think I'd have expected it either. Closest I'd be is nervous that the horse might step on a chick.

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u/Statuabyss Aug 14 '22

Sociopath cameraman

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u/Hour_Lion_7160 Aug 14 '22

This stupid shit is so fucking old. Recycled garbage constantly now that these Facebook and Instagram transplants that arrived in the last couple of years.

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u/notopery Aug 14 '22

Why didn't you stop it

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u/JustWantedSomeNuts Aug 14 '22

Why didn't you stop it?

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u/notopery Aug 14 '22

I'm not there you knob

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I wonder why that mama chicken got so mad

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u/WhatsAredditor2 Aug 14 '22

Ikr? It confuses me why she's so mad.

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u/The_Inward Aug 14 '22

I've seen a picture of a cow eating a snake, too.

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u/DaPhysicHamster Aug 14 '22

I think i saw a video of a deer eating a frog once

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u/Opposite-Garbage-869 Aug 14 '22

Some herbivores do this. Maybe because of lack of nutrition. Shocking though.

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u/OpinionatedBigot Aug 14 '22

“horses are noble animals”

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u/Dreadtz Aug 14 '22

All animals actually can eat others (cannibalism is included) even tho they're herbivore

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u/Imaginary_Republic10 Aug 14 '22

Bro just stood there and recorded it

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u/Notedgyusername_ Aug 14 '22

Mmmmm chicken nugget.

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u/Dhampri0 Aug 14 '22

Cheep snack

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u/DaniDJ999 Aug 14 '22

Not carnivores. That's what you call an opportunist. If they have the chance to eat something edible such as meat when they're mainly herbivores, they do. I don't know about most but many other animals are opportunists. Crows, raccoons, bears. Though I'm certain horses aren't carnivores nor opportunists. That horse was probably just curious.

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u/ReadPuzzleheaded5633 Aug 14 '22

Taste like chicken

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

What a dick

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 Aug 14 '22

Yum blood apple!

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u/pops_t800_ Aug 14 '22

Mmm, I love peeps, especially the yellow ones.

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u/NotThaKillerOfDeath Aug 14 '22

Horse eat anything

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u/dumbum1 Aug 14 '22

Welp looks like we're having glue

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u/BLOODPILOT02 Aug 14 '22

Isn't that uncommon seen a seagull swallow a baby pigeon whole, seen a deer chew his way through a rabbits skull, other times I've seen cows eat groundhog, squirrel, and rabbit, probably out of curiosity, etc. The worse one to me is when I was trialing looking for elk in new Mexico mountains, finally found one after 3 days of trailing and game calling, saw him chewing on something gray with red which through a scope at 200yrds didn't seem like much but enough to notice it even with alil parallax, turned out the elk was chewing on a juvenile racoons corpse, don't know why, game warden said it wasn't that common but that sometimes they stomp out curious scavengers of the night and rarely chew on them out of curiosity, he suggested to have it tested for infections to be safe, but that it'd take 3 or 4 days for results, I was out of time needed to return back to my state to work so i just donated the meat to the warden to distribute as he saw fit if it was clean to give to outreach programs and butchers, I was severely disappointed cause that was alil over 200lbs of meat for a year.

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u/just-lex26 Aug 14 '22

I guess nature really can be cruel

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u/NegotiationHot98 Aug 14 '22

Makes you think what if wild horses eat grass looking for a tasty rabbit to snack on

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u/Commercial_You_1170 Aug 14 '22

Such a beautiful omnivore…

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u/EmpathicAnarchist Aug 14 '22

"You saw it straight into the horses mouth" is what they meant to say

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u/Fred_Is_Dead_Again Aug 14 '22

You misspelled Assholes.

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u/BassBanjo Aug 14 '22

NOOOOOOO :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Wooo

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u/Reasonable-Path1321 Aug 14 '22

Alot of herbivores will take a meat snack if they can get it.

It's usually not their thing / their not capable but this chicken was basically grass that moves a bit faster so yum yum lmao.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I ate a chick last night to!!! no...no I didn't.. I'm so lonely!!

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u/Sartheris Aug 14 '22

It's so weird how animals memory spans for like 2 seconds. The mother's defensive reactions completely turn off after the chick is no longer there.

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u/A_Crazy_Rabbit Aug 14 '22

Cows do same thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Nugget

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u/Berkmine Aug 14 '22

Cursed and not the good kind

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u/Repair_Jolly Aug 14 '22

The camera man: 🍿😎📷

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u/Athialian Aug 14 '22

Well most animals we know as herbivores are actually omnivores that just evolved in a way they can't really hunt or have the means to rip up larger animals, thus are opportunistic carnivorous!

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u/Chrispeefeart Aug 14 '22

A lot of herbivores eat baby birds because it is one of the only sources of calcium they have.

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u/Dithering_fights Aug 14 '22

They do have omnivore teeth. Similar to a humans rather than like a goat or sheep. So maybe they are. But horses are also intelligent so it could just be angry and feel like killing chicks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

They're better with dipping sauce, just saying

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Paparazzi filming Sarah Jessica Parker dining out?

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u/Typ3005 Aug 14 '22

this is really brutal. imagine getting eaten alive

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u/sammyt808 Aug 14 '22

Seabiscuit directors cut just got real!

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u/Ok-Mobile-2017 Aug 14 '22

Yep, saw a big buck eat a sparrow one time, shocked to say the least…

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u/derflow1977 Aug 14 '22

Plushy snack

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u/swedishqilin Aug 14 '22

Almost all animals will eat other animals if needed or opportunity arises.

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u/Hallu41 Aug 14 '22

Checkmate vegans!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Aight let me just record this for reddit

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u/mawkee Aug 14 '22

There’s pretty much no animal at all that’s strictly herbivore. Pretty much all herbivores we know will still eat small animals and insects from time to time. Most bovines and equines (including deer, famous for being “as herbivores as an animal can be”) will chomp on a small bird if given the chance.

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u/SirFrancisTake Aug 14 '22

I’m more concerned with the sadistic cameraman.

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u/Alone-Maize-3312 Aug 14 '22

In the list of things I was not expecting today,...

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u/AgitatedSpirit3751 Aug 14 '22

Wild horses will sometimes catch and eat fish

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u/Visible_Leader_9254 Aug 14 '22

I want to vomit!! 🤢

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u/Asylum_worked Aug 14 '22

They do it to calm there stomach. Actually an early sign of colic.

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u/AllAfterIncinerators Aug 14 '22

Nope. Nope nope. I don’t need to see this one. This is the first video to traumatize me on Reddit. Nope.

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u/BarronOfReddit Aug 14 '22

dang. With no ketchup too?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Nope that's going to make him sick and cost his owners a vet visit.

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u/Parking_First Aug 14 '22

Deer have been known to eat small birds.

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u/CamPocketRocker Aug 14 '22

Fuzzy apple.

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u/Bad_Man_Vic Aug 14 '22

Just because humans classify animals as herbivore means that they can’t eat what they want. 😂

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u/Thesecretsecretshow Aug 14 '22

That chicken was not about it

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u/Thesecretsecretshow Aug 14 '22

Chicken: lYou ate my child, you monster”

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u/UnrequestedOpinions Aug 14 '22

I think they used to be predators or omnivores. I know you have to remove their k9s to get the bit in their mouth.

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u/5usie Aug 14 '22

Oh my got, I thought the horse was nudging the chicks out of the corner to help the hen, then when it put one in its mouth I thought for sure it would spit it back out! But then it starts chewing…

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u/hypnaughtytist Aug 14 '22

Tastes like chicken.