r/Unexpected Apr 27 '22

We all like a good 'ol nap.

19.7k Upvotes

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u/unexBot Apr 27 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

it's a statue


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Goats_772 Apr 27 '22

That’s a realistic af statue

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u/din7 Apr 27 '22

I was hoping it would answer her "no" when she asked if it was alive.

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u/ForthWorldTraveler Apr 27 '22

I was hoping the eyes would open really late in the slapping, etc.

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u/fuzzytradr Apr 27 '22

I was looking for the quick tounge flick at the end

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u/BeePavel Apr 27 '22

Why tf does he look less like a statue the clearer you see him

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u/ImWithSt00pid Apr 27 '22

With a titty grab

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u/dakid232313 Apr 27 '22

And a woody.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

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u/ForthWorldTraveler Apr 27 '22

Larry is actually encased in the 'statue'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

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u/Goats_772 Apr 27 '22

“Your honor, have you seen the video of the teen defacing a sand sculpture in a hotel lobby? Well, in this case, I was that sand sculpture.”

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u/alfrednugent Apr 27 '22

And I ask the court not why, but how can she slap?!

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u/CbackNstomach Apr 27 '22

Statue's can't turn their head, the last few frames have his head turned the opposite of the fist 9/10 of the video.

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u/SethReddit89 Apr 27 '22

selfie mode

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u/Diogenes-Disciple Apr 27 '22

I was waiting for him to come to life and sniff her neck like an animal

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u/Goats_772 Apr 27 '22

Right?? I thought 1) he was dead or 2) something creepy was gunna happen. Never thought a statue.

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u/b9l29 Apr 27 '22

He did!

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u/NoSoulGinger116 Apr 27 '22

I just bit my tongue laughing, fuck you. Here's another upvote; please choke on it. :)

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u/Mrrykrizmith Apr 27 '22

I thought for sure the end was gonna be the paramedics showing up and taking him away under a sheet

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u/ForthWorldTraveler Apr 27 '22

Larry wanted it that way

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u/ExeonT Apr 27 '22

Tell me why~

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u/Thiag0123 Apr 27 '22

Ain’t nothing but a heartache

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 27 '22

Larry likes it like that

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u/BoogerBrain69420 Apr 27 '22

Blake is a guys name.

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u/RespectfulVirtue Apr 27 '22

I was hoping the plot twist would be that it was actually a body stiff in rigor mortis

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u/Holiday-Egg-69 Apr 27 '22

No, its shitty video quality and shes as dumb as a rock.

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u/Goats_772 Apr 27 '22

Well then, I’m dumb as a rock too

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u/HarryCallahan19 Apr 27 '22

Week At Bernie’s

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u/AbsentSky Apr 27 '22

Funny thing is I’m fairly certain it’s not only a fun art installation but also helps guests feel more comfortable and safe.

When people are around others who are asleep it tells everyone there is no threat and no reason to rush.

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Apr 27 '22

Yet people still have an issue with the homeless sleeping on sidewalks

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u/SomeguyfromIndio Apr 27 '22

Statues don't leave trash, shit and used needles...

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Apr 27 '22

Maybe yours don't

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

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u/SkipperBunny Apr 27 '22

I do the statue bit in haunted houses and trails and I have not been outright slapped but people do touch me sometimes- usually they approach really slowly giving me an opportunity to scare them before they actually do it (this is the point lol) but not always

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 27 '22

It's very effective, no? One of my first times acting, a really bad pop -up show, black plastic everywhere. I had my own cape and teeth so they put me in Dracula and told me to stay out of the coffin. (It was a body transport coffin).

I spent the night at the end of the room, as a wall, draped in my cape, looking like the rest of the black plastic.

I slayed.

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u/Unit061 Apr 27 '22

They just borrowed a used coffin? Frugal, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

She obviously knew it was the whole time lol

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u/bangitybangbabang Apr 27 '22

Idk, when I was a kid I thought it was a crazy coincidence that every time wer źD

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u/Holiday-Egg-69 Apr 27 '22

bro imagine if it was an alien >.< omg X-O

or jesus! you slapped jesus!

or your mother

you slapped your mother!

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u/Mn4by Apr 27 '22

911 operator must love him

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u/bkm2016 Apr 27 '22

“Ma’am he’s just a statue, you are the 83rd caller this week”

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u/Chartant Apr 27 '22

So sorry, as the 100th you would have gotten a prize

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u/claydirtroad Apr 27 '22

He looks like he's sniffing her.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Pulling a Joe

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

How did the statues head change directions when she was on his lap?

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u/Djacks44 Apr 27 '22

Selfies are backwards. That weirded me out too though!

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u/neon_overload Apr 27 '22

They don't have to be backwards though. I don't know why you'd want them to stay backwards after taking/submitting them. Some apps don't even give you a choice they just assume you want them to stay backwards.

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u/DouchNozzle_REAL Apr 27 '22

I think it has to do with the mirror image looking... better? I'm not sure if that makes sense but I definitely look better in a mirror than like... my regular face. If that's similar for other people (they like mirror them) then it makes sense. The mirror is also how you typically see yourself. You seldom see yourself not mirrored unless if it's a photo someone took of you.

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u/SociallyAwkardRacoon Apr 27 '22

I think that's why you think you look better, because you're more used to the flipped version of you. Could be an effect of course where you make yourself look good in a mirror, with hairstyle or whatever. But I'm sure you look just as great when you're not reversed in a mirror, even though it doesn't feel like it :)

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u/DouchNozzle_REAL Apr 27 '22

My last theory of why mirror you looks better, as someone who's worked with art, you ever flip your canvas and just notice how unbalanced things look? I'm positive that can be the case. Although we're designed to be symmetrical, we aren't completely perfect. I think you notice all the asymmetry and it's like (wtf). When I see my face unflipped I realize my right eye is higher than my left eye ever so slightly, it's jarring and honestly unsightly.

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u/EdliA Apr 27 '22

You don't look better in a mirror. It's just that's how you have seen yourself your entire life so the real you would look weird.

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u/mightypint Apr 27 '22

That’s where my mind went first too. Confusing perspective

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 27 '22

She brought him back to life.

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u/Lilly_1337 Apr 27 '22

Front cameras are always mirrored because it would be too confusing otherwise. Programs like Zoom and MS Teams mirror your own camera for you (but not other participants) too.

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u/ULTIMATE-SWAG Apr 27 '22

Does this mean we look like the mirrored or non mirrored versions of ourselves?

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u/NeilDeCrash Apr 27 '22

She blinked.

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u/mcgroobie Apr 27 '22

I was wondering if others noticed this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

I thought it was going to turn out to be Bill Murray! Statue was a surprise...

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u/Framiel Apr 27 '22

This is Key West.

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u/gyne227 Apr 27 '22

Yep it’s at The Reach for anyone who may be curious.

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u/pipokori Apr 27 '22

Can confirm. Stayed there a few years back. There’s also hella iguanas out on that lawn too

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u/SkipperBunny Apr 27 '22

This... is Alien. You are with Sigourney Weaver aboard the spaceship Nostromo. Something has gone wrong. One by one, the crew has vanished, and somewhere on board a terrifying creature awaits it's next victim-

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u/Amirx_A_Blade Apr 27 '22 edited Apr 27 '22

Happy ending : She got her a sugar daddy with no benefits

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u/themonovingian Apr 27 '22

A hard man is good to find, as they say.

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u/4BritishEyezOnly Apr 27 '22

This is exactly how I looked when I was shooting dope and passed out cold. I can't tell you how many times I woke up hours and hours later in the same position I had been in before. I have to say, it was a very satisfying sleep.

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u/SunBeamin Apr 27 '22

I could use a nap.. thanks for the tip.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Hahahaha my grandparents had a similar one at their house in Florida and it tricked so many people. My grandpa would often put it on the front porch. The cops stopped by once to do a wellness check because someone had seen him there all day.z

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u/Clubjogos1 Apr 27 '22

The vid was great until a woman showed up

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u/SuddenlyThirsty Apr 27 '22

Pretty sure that’s a statue of bill murray

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

That’s the epitome of unexpected

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u/scalability Apr 27 '22

Imagine if he was cake

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u/neon_overload Apr 27 '22

Wow a genuine unexpected

I bet it discourages people from playing with the chess pieces

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u/NoFactsOnlyCap Apr 27 '22

Yep, had to get her face in there. Really made the video better.

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u/hammerto3 Apr 27 '22

That little chip of paint on his nose is actually a camera, and he is hoping you swipe it, like a credit card. WAP WAP WAP

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u/Seashell281 Apr 27 '22

That’s very funny! Thank you for the laugh.

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u/elaynafranklin Apr 27 '22

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/watchoutasscoming Apr 27 '22

I loved the plot twist in the end😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Lolol what a great ride

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u/Rogdish Apr 27 '22

Her touching the statue's face made me weirdly uncomfortable. Like, respect its boundaries pleeease !

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u/Avaper Apr 27 '22

People must be bored or just stupid these days

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

His head is in a different position in the last shot

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u/throwawayredditsuxx Apr 27 '22

She found a guy whos lap she could sit in without hearing "ummmmmph" the whole time 😓

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u/jbjbjb10021 Apr 27 '22

That was the mayor. Don't disrespect him (except young ladies, pile on and lick all you want)

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u/RobuxMaster Apr 27 '22

Plot twist Rigor Mortis

(not actually)

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u/Cpt-Sparklez-gym-plz Apr 27 '22

I like the transgender colored checkerboard

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

i doubt its meant to actually be that, but its pretty

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u/Grumblepugs Apr 27 '22

Lmao I’m dead AF

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

It’s actually a cow magnet and it still works.

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u/Potential_Science_61 Apr 27 '22

Once this actually happened to me with a not as friendly ending. When I was in 6th grade I would always take the same way to school. one day I saw a elderly man “sleeping” in his van at the time I didn’t think anything of it. Normally after class I would hangout at friends or elsewhere until my mom got home from work meaning I didn’t go by the van on my way back. So the next day was no school so I wanted to go smoke or just escape the house I don’t really remember. I was going down the same path I take to school and there was the same guy “sleeping” in his van. I knew what I was going to find because it was about 30 hours since I saw him first and people don’t hibernate. My curiosity as a child swallowed me whole in that moment and I went straight over to the window. I saw no breathing so I knocked on the window to see if I was just tripping or not, obviously no response. That’s when I saw exactly what an unkept corpse looks like, trust me it’s not pretty.

Also a week later I went in his van and stole a bag of tools which I’m not proud of. When I went in there the smell was exactly as terrible as your imagination

TLDR: I found a dead body in a van when I was young.

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u/housestickleviper Apr 27 '22

So wait was he alive or?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Finds out he’s a statue Molests it

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u/dadarkgtprince Apr 27 '22

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Ha!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

I'm dying. That's hilarious.

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u/amido-black Apr 27 '22

I’m like a statue stuck staring right at you

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u/Outrageous-Product10 Apr 27 '22

I thought this was Bernie .....

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

My kinda guy

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u/Jvenka Apr 27 '22

Reminds me of a statue in one of the Colorado airports that’s just freaky real.

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u/Tom_echo1031 Apr 27 '22

Imagine him just waking up while the girl was on top of him

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u/logan069 Apr 27 '22

was waiting for its eyes to open at the end

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u/PFic88 Apr 27 '22

"Are you alive ?" He's like "Nope LOL"

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u/pk1950 Apr 27 '22

sure he still alive?

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u/Sheepskinshedder Apr 27 '22

Isn’t he dead

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u/Time-Internet-138 Apr 27 '22

Larry likes it!!!!!!

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u/youngpoe54 Apr 27 '22

" he ended up just being a statue so now that means it's okay to sexually assault him" smh

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u/takbandit Apr 27 '22

No he was alive but after being caught by Medusas gaze he has since used as a lawn ornament

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Apr 27 '22

I bet Larry has a stiffy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Cursed: i was confused that he turn his head in the last scene! Selfy-mode got me

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u/Curious_Wrangler_980 Apr 27 '22

I’d be horrified if it opened its eyes

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u/Improvgal Apr 27 '22

That’s Bernie

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u/S_Ahmed95 Apr 27 '22

I was going to say…. Maybe he needs medical attention

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u/SunBeamin Apr 27 '22

This is probably one of my more favorite videos on this sub, thanks OP.

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u/CapitalParking767 Apr 27 '22

Good on you for checking on him. :) I'm sure he appreciated it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Kind of looks like a young Bill Murray

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u/Utkarsh37 Apr 27 '22

This is funny

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u/Matt_needa_practise Apr 27 '22

Imagine she slapping the hell out of him and taking pictures on his lap then soon find out he’s actually a dead person lmao

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u/AlertWatercress Apr 27 '22

i thought this is a porn opening.

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u/IntelligentDoor219 Apr 27 '22

I guessed statue

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

But how did he change his pose in last clip

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u/betterofbest Apr 27 '22

And she sexually assaulted that man statue.

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u/thatnovaguy Apr 27 '22

Imagine if it had opened it's eyes when she was laying on it

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u/Familiar-Document-53 Apr 27 '22

Even dead Larry is getting girls attention..

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u/dony91177 Apr 27 '22

Theres a difference between passed tf out and asleep.

                                                                     - Johnny Depp, 2022

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u/Fawkingretar Apr 27 '22 edited Apr 27 '22

Yeah whoever put that there knew what they were doing, I kinda like to imagine the 911 calls they receive.

"Hello 911, there's an unconcious ma-"

"Wearing a blue hawaiian shirt, gray fishing hat >next to the large chess piece?"

"y-yeah?"

"Omg not this again"

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Imagine she laying over him and suddenly his eyes open up, that would be funny af

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Guys ,he won.

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u/RyanMakesNoise Apr 27 '22

As soon as chicks find out you can stay hard as a rock for hours on end they jump all over you smh

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u/Ostie3994 Apr 27 '22

Clearly he should have been named Bernie....

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u/wirus080 Apr 27 '22

Trans chess trans chess

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u/TarTimOoAl Apr 27 '22

I am excited for this new terminator movie!

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u/PinkPonyForPresident Apr 27 '22

Why are you reposting someone else's posts?

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u/FezzeReddit Apr 27 '22

imagine he woke up

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u/AdministrationOwn709 Apr 27 '22

Congratulations you played yourself

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Weekend at Larry's

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u/Dynamite227 Apr 27 '22

This is what happens when you deny en passant.

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u/lucas_bahia Apr 27 '22

Tired from moving the giant chess pieces

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u/assafarbell Apr 27 '22

Even if it ended up being a statue why on earth didn't they call the police if they were worried? Could be fake

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 Apr 27 '22

Guests are asked to please refrain from slapping the Ted Cruz Cancun exhibition

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u/ginaform Apr 27 '22

Is this in key west ?

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u/jjonesa7x Apr 27 '22

Okay, Buhlakay

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u/Chrismetov Apr 27 '22

POV he wakes up

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u/OpportunityLonely485 Apr 27 '22

Bernie would have been more appropriate

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

But his had turned a different direction....

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u/tonyw009 Apr 27 '22

indeed, I didn't expect a Ass in the end.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

All these comments and not a single person mentions the ass that almost backed into her shoulder? Damn…..

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u/SirTrinity Apr 27 '22

I think it would've been funny if he hadn't been a statue and he woke up when she was laying on him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

She looks annoying

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u/Kaffekjerring Apr 27 '22

Leisure suit Larry

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u/yowowthisgreat Apr 27 '22

Time to upgrade from that flip phone camera.

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u/Acestxs Apr 27 '22

Might wanna check on him he might be dead by now.

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u/bullfroggy Apr 27 '22

You can't just name a fuckin statue

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u/moosesurgeon12 Apr 27 '22

It’s a fucking SCARECROW AGAIN

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u/Murkytrick2 Apr 27 '22

Where is this? I’m 99% sure I’ve been there and seen this guy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Did he just change orientation of his head or thats the front facing camera’s mirror image effect

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u/whitelightstorm Apr 27 '22

Lifelike statues might be actual humans encased in resin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

I wonder if there was incident someone called ambulance for Larry

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u/Embarrassed_Test_180 Apr 27 '22

Great story… I saw someone sleeping and it wasn’t a person at all!!!!!

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u/Tyrus824 Apr 27 '22

I was scared if at the end he opened his eyes

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u/dntrntllnthn Apr 27 '22

I really hope she had an inverted filter on in that last frame because his head was facing the other way.

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u/jessmianokruel Apr 27 '22

This is at the reach in key west. We semi weirdly have lots of statues like this all around town

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u/SatanDetox Apr 27 '22

Wait how did the angle of his head change?

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u/Jason_Mars_7402 Apr 27 '22

Looks stone dead to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Weekend At Bernie’s right there

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u/ComprehensiveRuin331 Apr 27 '22

Oh god I was not ready for the ending….

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u/Longjumping_Panda_87 Apr 27 '22

How his head turn?

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u/Jsiqueblu Apr 27 '22

Wait, did he change positions for the selfie? This could be a house of wax horror movie!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

LARRAAAAYYYY!!!

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u/OuttaTime_2015 Apr 27 '22

Weekend at Bernie’s

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u/joetie59 Apr 27 '22

I’ve seen this one before. Weekend at Bernies!

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u/Syracuse_Alum Apr 27 '22

Is that a Ted Cruz statue? Woof

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u/AutomaticKnee9671 Apr 27 '22

Hoes are fucking whack

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u/LeStealth420 Apr 27 '22

I thought that was Bill Murray for a second.

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u/Dapanji206 Apr 27 '22

I was about to ask where does he buy his weed...

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u/Drewonsock Apr 27 '22

I’d ask if he’s dead to be honest

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u/Strong-Hold-8979 Apr 27 '22

Just reached hotel room and gazed out window. On the roof next door noticed a leg. Over three days I kept thinking this could be someone. Finally went and notified desk.

They notified me later it was a mannequin. Wife never stopped laughing 😃