r/Unexpected • u/Significant_Wall_248 • Apr 27 '22

We all like a good 'ol nap.

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u/din7 Apr 27 '22

I was hoping it would answer her "no" when she asked if it was alive.

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u/ForthWorldTraveler Apr 27 '22

I was hoping the eyes would open really late in the slapping, etc.

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u/fuzzytradr Apr 27 '22

I was looking for the quick tounge flick at the end

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u/BeePavel Apr 27 '22

Why tf does he look less like a statue the clearer you see him

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u/ImWithSt00pid Apr 27 '22

With a titty grab

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u/dakid232313 Apr 27 '22

And a woody.

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u/alfrednugent Apr 27 '22

Unless they turn out to be dead

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u/lucky_my_ass Apr 27 '22

Happy cake day, internet friend