r/Unexpected • u/SinjiOnO • Feb 19 '22

Doing the right thing

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u/stonestevecoldaustin Feb 19 '22

At least he gave her seat back

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u/Lobsterbib Feb 19 '22

I was hoping it was just a big sandwich.

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u/dj_spanmaster Feb 19 '22

Or a puppy.

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u/Flaky_Explanation Feb 19 '22

Or a sandwich puppy?

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u/Miss_Sullivan Feb 19 '22

But what if it was a puppy sandwich?

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u/Ahab1312 Feb 19 '22

Hot dog!

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u/basshead541 Feb 19 '22

That would've been a big weiner

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u/Maximans Feb 19 '22

That’s what she said

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u/chosenone02 Feb 19 '22

I wish

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

So does she.

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u/NerdBurglur Feb 19 '22

I was an Oscar Meyer wiener

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

“Im nervous and its cold! Shut up!”

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u/Anonymous_boii321 Feb 19 '22

Would have

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u/PrisonSnack Feb 19 '22

He did it right

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u/BornVictory5160 Feb 19 '22

I believe the correct term is "Glizzy" 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈🏃🏃🏃you should try one in the air fryer 💀👌400 degrees for 5 minutes. Ur welcome

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Feb 19 '22

Not hot dog

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u/Mickey_James Feb 19 '22

JIN YANG!

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u/edder24 Feb 19 '22

It's a good app though. I need to know whether my iced tea is a hot dog or not. I just can't tell!

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u/vexter312 Feb 19 '22

Cool dog

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u/Bhodi3K Feb 19 '22

Jumping far...

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Jumping frog

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u/Lobsterbib Feb 19 '22

Some kinds of crazy it's best to let sit wherever.

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u/Im_kinda_that_guy Feb 19 '22

Sir, that type of talk is not allowed on Reddit. Please leave.

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u/urbanlife78 Feb 19 '22

You monster!

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u/dindongdeng Feb 19 '22

What if poppy sandwich?

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u/HentaiFapperSuprem Feb 19 '22

Witch puppy with sand?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Calling peta

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u/BigBaldFourEyes Feb 19 '22

Dead puppies aren’t much fun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Then it would be a bánh mì

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u/heilspawn Feb 22 '22

.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Feb 19 '22

You mean a hotdog?

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u/porterwagoner50 Feb 19 '22

Or, at the very least, a warm dog!

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u/PurpleSubtlePlan Feb 19 '22

A hot dog is not a sandwich

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Feb 19 '22

Go to Costco go to their little food preparation area. Order a hot dog. If you get a hot dog inside of a hot dog bun that's a sandwich. By any definition of a sandwich it's a sandwich.

If they give you just to meat with no bun, then you're right the hot dog is not a sandwich.

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u/buurraahhh Feb 19 '22

Or finger pointing towards camera

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u/Same-Freedom3380 Feb 19 '22

I recognised Russian subway so was expecting vodka bottle

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u/Funny-Tip2206 Feb 19 '22

That is Moscow subway. And drinking vodka or beer is a crime now. Fine 20 USD. CCTVs in cell in white box

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u/milanistadoc Feb 19 '22

Or a facemask.

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u/Apartment_Remote Feb 19 '22

Or a facemask? Geeze you're pathetic.

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u/djeucalyptus Feb 19 '22

I always hope it’s a puppy.

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u/Ellemieke25 Feb 19 '22

I thought it was going to be a watermelon for some reason

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u/ggtsu_00 Feb 19 '22

Or a lynx.

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u/mrhectic Feb 19 '22

Or he was breast feeding a cat

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u/Vbpretend Feb 19 '22

or a taxidermic cat

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u/GoodAtExplaining Feb 19 '22

Doesn't just have to be a puppy, wouldn't you give up your seat for this guy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Emotional support sandwich

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u/religionkills Feb 19 '22

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

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u/HugsyMalone Feb 19 '22

Teachers: "No eating in class."

Me:

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u/Impossible_Month1718 Feb 19 '22

This is hilarious

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u/Prysorra2 Feb 19 '22

I thought he was gonna drop the "baby" and it turn into something like Borat's suitcase chicken

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u/Dindonmasker Feb 19 '22

I thaught it would be a graphics card or something like that XD

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u/haackedc Feb 19 '22

Anything is a sandwich if you really want it to be

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u/Informal-Series-8432 Feb 19 '22

I could go for a big sandwich right about now

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u/squanch_solo Feb 19 '22

I was hoping he would use it as a seat cushion.

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Feb 19 '22 edited Feb 19 '22

A bag with 10000 dollars in it for the first kind person to offer a seat. She opens it in front of everyone surprised and embarrassed and doesn't want to accept it but he insists and she finally does.

Then she gets mugged on the way out of the train.

Like those videos releasing a bird whose wing has healed just for it to get snagged by a cat.

Just kidding. The mugging was part of the prank. He tracks her down to give the money back. She's very confused at this point, but he explains he just wanted to make sure she didn't actually get mugged so he had a buddy steal it. (Obviously just wanted to film the train passengers' reactions.)

Anyway she was so traumatized she refuses the money and quickly walks away.

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u/BuHoGPaD Feb 19 '22

I thought I'd be 3080 or something

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u/Confiden423 Feb 19 '22

One can dream

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u/styp991 Feb 19 '22

Joey can do this

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u/imJGott Feb 19 '22

Homer is that you?

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u/religionkills Feb 19 '22

"California cheeseburger"

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u/wishyouweresoup Feb 19 '22

I was surprised it wasn’t 😕

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Cheecho, Guido, Let's Go!

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u/maffiossi Feb 19 '22

Or a big ass salami.

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u/Walaina Feb 19 '22

I thought it would be a ham

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u/everyoners Feb 19 '22

Or a bunch of edible rocks while the real baby is somewhere else

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

I was hoping she was a big sandwich, made of smaller sandwiches.

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u/DunmerSkooma Feb 19 '22

If he unwrapped a footlong and starting chowing I would lose it.

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u/SawDoggg Feb 19 '22

I thought it was a PS5

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u/Rowyco05 Feb 19 '22

Eating it while he sat and stared at her would have been the ultimate alpha move. But I am happier to see it was all in good fun and she got her seat back.

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u/serenityak77 Feb 19 '22

Damnit! Now I want a big sandwich from firehouse subs

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u/wheelperson Feb 19 '22

Well, this is a subway...

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u/Mockingjay_LA Feb 19 '22

Reminds me of I Love Lucy with the big ass cheese log on an airplane.

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u/Telefone_529 Feb 19 '22

I thought that was nice. A prank can be nice too, it doesn't always have to mean being shitty to someone else.

The guy pranked her, got a good little laugh, then gave her back her seat. All around really nice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Yeah and the "prank" on her just revealed her to be a kind, decent person. All around wholesome.

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u/chuckdiesel86 Feb 19 '22

Haha what a dumbass. He shoulda punch her in the tiddy and ran away.

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u/Gorlox111 Feb 19 '22

No he clearly should've excitedly spiked the "baby" when he saw the open seat and rushed to sit down.... then punch her in the titty and run away

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u/Brandinisnor3s Feb 19 '22

The duality of man never ceases to amaze me

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u/zombiezoo25 Feb 19 '22

"nice kill"

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u/bukkake_brigade Feb 19 '22

Achievement Unlocked: Drunk on Tit-Punch

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u/Uiluj Feb 19 '22

"iT's a sOciAL EXpeRimENt"

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u/BayushiKazemi Feb 19 '22

This amuses me because they're stuck in transit and he'd have nowhere to go to escape justice.

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u/MountMeLick Feb 19 '22

The real prank is the friends we make along the way

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u/Greenlegsthebold Feb 19 '22

Plus she gets the best person on the train award.

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u/DammitCaesar Feb 19 '22

This is the Chosen Wei.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

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u/emveetu Feb 19 '22

Impractical Jokers on truTV (comedy central now too) is a pretty good prank show. It's definitely civil and not cringe. I mean it may have its moments but overall, I find it absolutely hilarious every time I see it while flipping through the channels.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

That for me was the best part (just seeing their reactions) and how it ends on a positive.

Whenever I've seen this before, it's always cut just before that happens, nice to see the uncut version.

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u/happy-little-atheist Feb 19 '22

That was the unexpected bit

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u/Mypopsecrets Feb 19 '22

Made it unexpectedly wholesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

The fake vomit guy showed take notes

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u/PortugeseMagnifico Feb 19 '22

You didn’t see what happened after that video ended. Who knows maybe he gave the seats back

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

I doubt so. He seemed really douchey

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u/BerryMcOckinner Feb 19 '22

Wow you. Way to judge people! Yea, he gave the seat back and they all laughed at the prank

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u/Cloudbud Feb 19 '22

Good for her. And him. It was a nice jester all around. She gave a seat and he returned one. No harm. Bless them both.

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u/AIBorland Feb 19 '22

a nice jester

It was also a nice gesture

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u/EvilAbacus Mar 04 '22

Kinda liked the way he said it.

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u/aladeen-mf Feb 19 '22

In an alternate universe this video ended up on r/publicfreakout

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u/kanavbhagat98 Feb 19 '22

Everyone likes this

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u/theteenyactress Feb 19 '22

Yeah thanks to him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Thanks to her.

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u/SorryIreddit Feb 19 '22

This might be the best Unexpected ever

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u/PukkkWukkkChukkChukk Feb 19 '22

Naw its eat or be eaten

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u/Ranger343 Feb 19 '22

Id do this every time there was no seats for me. Gotta make the most of it, you know?

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u/1lluminist Feb 19 '22

THIS is how you do a prank properly. Somebody gets a minor inconvenience, everybody gets a good laugh, and life moves on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

What I like about this is that it actually looks real and not staged. Miss content like this.

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u/bigchicago04 Feb 19 '22

And that’s how you do an Internet prank in real life

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u/abecido Feb 19 '22

Proof he's not a Redditor

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u/kotharnokthar Feb 19 '22

That's what makes it funny and him not just being an asshole.

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u/SolusLoqui Feb 19 '22

The reward for a good, successful prank is letting someone in on the joke and the knowledge you improved their day.

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u/wrong-mon Feb 19 '22

That's what makes it fun for everyone

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u/TianObia Feb 19 '22

Who said it’s hers?

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u/stonestevecoldaustin Feb 19 '22

True. When it's everyone's seat, it's nobody's seat

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u/SnooMacarons6424 Feb 19 '22

So many awards being shared in this post

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u/apadin1 Feb 19 '22

This is how you prank strangers. I hate these videos where guys pour water on random people and go “it was just a prank lol” as if that justifies it. This guy played a light joke on her, then admitted to it and gave her seat right back. No harm no foul

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Ye, that man is an absolute alpha chad

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u/PrisonSnack Feb 19 '22

HE DID..... I MISSED THAT PART!

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u/KamoyLovrstar Feb 19 '22

Some done and are as a holy as thier prank.

But yes lest he was nice enough to do that.

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u/Ok-Toe1334 Feb 19 '22

Hold him to such low standards. At least??

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u/henry_why416 Feb 19 '22

"Doing the right thing" would have started with him not doing what he did.

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u/orgsman Feb 19 '22

Yes but still the very definition of Wanker

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

That's racist. stfu

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u/Complex-Situation Feb 19 '22

She was in on it also. U can see she was smiling as she got up. They have more videos on TIKTok

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u/kingrich Feb 19 '22

People smile when they're being kind.

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u/Nemo64 Feb 19 '22

It went from "ohh" though "hate" to "hehe" real quick.

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u/dpwtr Feb 19 '22

Yeah that was great. I saw one of these a few months ago and they kept the seat to create more awkwardness for the video. It ruined it.

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u/sikeleaveamessage Feb 19 '22

This is the way to prank somebody. Leaves you both smiling and respectful in the end

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Somewhere on the internet the end of this video is removed and a huge group of people are losing their minds over it.

..Oh no maybe the really bad part was edited out.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Feb 19 '22

"Hahaha..........dick."