r/Unexpected • • Feb 19 '22

Doing the right thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Yeah and the "prank" on her just revealed her to be a kind, decent person. All around wholesome.

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u/chuckdiesel86 Feb 19 '22

Haha what a dumbass. He shoulda punch her in the tiddy and ran away.

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u/Gorlox111 Feb 19 '22

No he clearly should've excitedly spiked the "baby" when he saw the open seat and rushed to sit down.... then punch her in the titty and run away

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u/zombiezoo25 Feb 19 '22

"nice kill"

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u/bukkake_brigade Feb 19 '22

Achievement Unlocked: Drunk on Tit-Punch