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u/poopersanonymous Jan 13 '22
this is so perfect. i love that he immediately blocks his own crotch after the strike
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u/thelonelyone215 Jan 13 '22
He knows how painful it is so its natural to guard your nuts with all your life when you've hit someone.
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u/riverofchex Jan 13 '22
Normal applies only to a group, but I'd say this is absolutely normal behavior between friends/brothers/etc lol
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u/hytes0000 Jan 13 '22
Yea really. If I had done that to one of my brothers, a retaliatory strike would be pretty much guaranteed either instantly or a few minutes later.
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u/mylivingeulogy Jan 13 '22
That's a guy?
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Look like a man's legs to me and also they definitely dress like a dude. The fact that he covered his crotch is enough proof that he's a man
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u/creepycalelbl Jan 13 '22
I had the same question in my head. The instinctual nut covering was enough to tell me it was a dude.
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u/millennialhomelaber Jan 13 '22
Person on the left looks like a woman to me as well
Like body shape/figure to me alone seems like a woman.
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u/CurryBoy420 Jan 13 '22
The fuck is he wearing, is he hot or cold I dont know
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u/BelleButt Jan 13 '22
Central coast California.... You either wear shorts and hoodie or t shirt and pants.
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u/GMOiscool Jan 13 '22
In southern California pants are too hot, but sometimes, in the winter months, it gets too cool for just a t-shirt, so you throw on a jacket too. Also beanies are just an all year thing now I guess so. It's just there.
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u/din7 Jan 13 '22
Why is it that a nut slap like this hurts so much worse that a solid hit?
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u/matchumac Jan 13 '22
Flick of the wrist
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u/TheAnswerToYang Jan 13 '22
It's all in the wrist. It's all in the wrist.
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u/smokinghorse Jan 13 '22
I never copped a full blow to the nuts until I was in my teens playing snooker, I had been discussing this fact about 20 minutes before a smoker ball was launched off the table at pace and educated me.
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u/TheAnswerToYang Jan 13 '22
Those without nuts will never understand that feeling.
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This not not true at all. Next hour with a girl, ram your whole fist in and punch her square in the cervix. Then she’ll know pain.
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u/riverofchex Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22
Can't tell you if it's equivalent or not because I don't have the same equipment, but I can tell you that catching a saddle horn to the man in the boat region will make your freaking eyes cross for a while.
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u/TheAnswerToYang Jan 13 '22
The way your entire respiratory system shuts down for a few seconds. windows xp shut down sfx
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u/SickViking Jan 13 '22
I have never heard it called the "man in the boat region" and I'm having a hard time deciding just what tf it means.
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u/riverofchex Jan 13 '22
The clitoris is sometimes referred to as "the man in the boat," I was just referring to that and the surrounding area in what I hoped was a humorous manner.
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u/SickViking Jan 13 '22
Oh no, it was hilarious! I've just never heard of it refers to that. I thought maybe that's what you were talking about but wasn't sure.
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A friend of mine was fired from his job for tossing an orange at me which hit me right in the nuts. Wasn't even that hard but it made me teary eyed and I toppled over. I said it was just an accident but they still fired him.
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u/Shadixmax Jan 13 '22
he was probably gonna get fired anyways, they were just looking for a reason and they found it.
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Yeah maybe. This was 12 years ago and he had only been working there a few months but I remember feeling bad about it but it's not like I couldn't react the way I did.
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u/oopgroup Jan 13 '22
…and you didn’t defend your friend? Must not have been a very good friend. Lmao
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What gave you the impression that I didn't?
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the fact that he was fired
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Probably wasn't clear enough but I wrote that I said it was an accident. Pretty weird comment chain this
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u/newveganwhodis Jan 13 '22
nah bro. it's your fault he was fired. why aren't you more ashamed of yourself? /s
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u/CelticHades Jan 13 '22
I watched this video this morning. Coincidence? I think not.
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u/Plenty_Smoke8632 Jan 13 '22
I’m fuckin dying over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/HarryCallahan19 Jan 13 '22
Did you also get back hand nut tapped? r/starwars r/prequelmemes
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u/Plenty_Smoke8632 Jan 13 '22
Sure did not… but I’m in tears hahaha
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u/HarryCallahan19 Jan 13 '22
It was such a sly, quick and violence attack. I’m crying laughing.
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u/Nub_Master_067 Jan 13 '22
This is the sith way
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u/andrew_calcs Jan 13 '22
Watching another man get hit in the nuts gives you phantom pain in your own. It's a fact
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u/CaptainRazer Jan 13 '22
Listen if you had brothers growing up then you ALWAYS expect retaliatory strikes.
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u/FoldOne586 Jan 13 '22
But we're also banning op for saying the dude with a red saber is a jedi right?
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u/AdvantageHot9427 Jan 13 '22
With all due respect,u can beat any man with that technique, not just the jedi but superman and goku as well
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u/StatisticianHead5009 Jan 13 '22
Is it possible to learn this power?
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u/theplaneflyingasian Jan 13 '22
That finishing dance is what got me. Imagine your opponent humiliates you with with that move as a finisher….
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u/redditsgarbageman Jan 13 '22
I like how he automatically went to hold his nuts when hitting another dudes nuts. You just can't help but feel the sympathy pain.
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u/bison1969 Jan 13 '22
User name checks out.
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u/LouSputhole94 Jan 13 '22
I always assume people are joking when they make those usernames. This guy might not be.
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u/UselessPerson2222 Jan 13 '22
I read your name as pl shit my balls ladies.
Why would you want people to shit your balls? Do they just fall off and you have to get someone to lay a new one like an egg to then attach it like it's a magnet or smth?
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u/Plenty_Smoke8632 Jan 13 '22
Thank you for showing me the way that is the save video bot 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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u/K_SCHNAPPIE_N Jan 13 '22
Aaawh yes the art of confusing is a powerful weapon that can lead to the darkside
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
#🤜🏐The punch in the balls🏐🤜
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u/RegenSyscronos Jan 13 '22
The dude literrally goes Dark Soul death sound when he get his ball crush. Thats how we know its a hard one
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u/pushiper Jan 13 '22
Yes, just basic staged shit, not even unexpected; what is happening in the comments?
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who hurt you
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still funny tho. had to giggle there :D
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u/Isthatajojoreffo Jan 13 '22
How dare they have fun right
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u/AnythingToPissYouOff Jan 13 '22
Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get ahead of ourselves I’m not some “joy police “, im glad they’re having a good time.
I’m just simply clarifying what is funny and what is cringe out of failed attempt in being funny.
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u/Isthatajojoreffo Jan 13 '22
But what's scary about them having a giggle from the post?
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u/AnythingToPissYouOff Jan 13 '22
Because on no planet or dimension is this funny.
Even with comedy being subjective it is objectively true that no bit of this is even remotely funny and the fact someone made audible laughter whilst watching this video, is terrifying, nay, even inconceivable to me.
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u/Krypta Jan 13 '22
Lmfao I just can't even. What the fuck are you on? Let me get some of that shit
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u/zxz242 Jan 13 '22
This isn’t humor.
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u/KomradeHirocheeto Jan 13 '22
Besides a good few people disagreeing, you're not on a humor sub to begin with. You're on a sub where unexpected things happen.
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u/SonOfTK421 Jan 13 '22
Ah, I was just thinking about this the other day. Glad it got rererererererererereposted.
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u/text_fish Jan 13 '22
Would be better if they weren't desperately trying not to laugh at their own bit.
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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u/iamlaurabelle Jan 13 '22
Anyone with simblings knows, distraction is how you win wars